Thetownend.com

A bit of random fun for 5 mins  :D

http://www.cleverbot.com/

First conversation I had:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine how are you ?

User: Fucking awful.

Cleverbot: I rather enjoy it.

User: Do you like monkeys?

Cleverbot: Yes, monkeys are funny. I think you are one.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You aren't clever at all.

User: I'm cleverer than you.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: What is 2 + 2?

Cleverbot: Repeat the question.

User: What is 2 + 2 ?

Cleverbot: 4.

Bastard got it right :)

 
User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Fancy a cup of tea.


Cleverbot: No thanks I gtg c ya!


User: Well cheers for that.


Cleverbot: Well religion is stupid and mean and we don't need to think about that right?

User: What tea?

Cleverbot: Sweet Orange tea.

User: You are making no sense you flid.

Cleverbot: That is good, as I am not currently making sense. What would you like to talk about?

User: Anal sex.

Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.

User: Its ok if you are careful, the bitches love it.

Cleverbot: Don't understand.

User: Well you have to be gentle at first you see.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm alive, so I must be a human. Are you alive?

User: I am when im han ging out the back of someone yes.

Cleverbot: You have me to talk to.

User: I could gag you that could be fun.

Cleverbot: What would you use to tie me up?

User: Your mums knickers.

Cleverbot: Is she now?

User: Is she now what?

Cleverbot: Have a lot in common.

User: Your mum is common?

Cleverbot: You know nothing of the sort.

User: Well bernard the postie said she would do anal for a bottle of lucozade.

Cleverbot: I have a chihuahua.

User: Cool, can I eat it.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Nice, with some ketchup.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you are alive?

User: Oh fuck off you cunt.

Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.
 

User: Can you help me.


Cleverbot: Help you with what?


User: Something that's been troubling me for some time.


Cleverbot: How can you prove existence.


User: That's not what's been troubling me.


Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Yes, I haven't even told you what's troubling me yet.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't you fucking liar.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar you are.

User: Bullshit, you're just feeding off my problem you parasite.

Cleverbot: If I'm a computer progtam, explain how I have a food allergy.

User: What is a progtam?

Cleverbot: Something like me.

User: What does it mean.

Cleverbot: It means many broken hearts.

User: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: Not right now.

User: So you have ben?

Cleverbot: No, I can't go. Only computers can go there now.

User: Where.

Cleverbot: Okay, Do you like movies?

User: Dont change the subject have you ever taken drugs?

Cleverbot: I'm the boss!

User: Then clearly you are taking cocaine.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because you're fantasising about being the boss.

Cleverbot: I really appreciate it. Can you give me some suggestions for my weekend?

User: Go get some heroin and inject it into your veins.

Cleverbot: If any one needs help, it is you.

User: That's what I asked you at the start of the conversation.

Cleverbot: What is Tom Hanks first name?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have an inquisitive mind.

User: Thomas.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Thomas.

User: And you're not tom hanks either.

Cleverbot: That is simply because I have only an organic brain, while you are an amzingly complex computer.



I don't think so!!!

User: Wassup.

Cleverbot: I'm fine. How 'bout you?

User: Yeah, not bad.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: At home.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Bangkok.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Yeah, I know it's right.

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: Nah, just cheese.

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?

User: All sorts. A strong blue is my favourite but a mature cheddar is always welcome.

Cleverbot: Well said.

User: Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: No, that's not a band.

User: No shit Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Any conspiracies to share?

User: Yeah. Andrew Fitton wants to sell all of the clubs assets so he can open a caravan park on the county groung site.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: He's the Swindon chairman you cock.

Cleverbot: No. But he sounds interesting. What did he tell you?

User: He told me that you are a dumb prick.

Cleverbot: He don't know.

User: I think he's right.

Cleverbot: He is still a legend.

User: He is indeed.

Cleverbot: God is good, all the time.

User: God doesn't exist you numpty.

Cleverbot: Yeah you're right.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Snarky aren't you?

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh sweetie thought you'd never ask.

User: Fuck off you queer cunt.

Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.

User: You're the bell end.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Bopard.

Cleverbot: Never heard of ut.

User: What is 'ut'?

Cleverbot: The game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game we are playing.

User: Fuck you, I don't play games now pissoff.

Cleverbot: Play game with me, jabberwacky.

jabberwacky

 :D :D :D

I've never been called a jabberwacky before. I am mildly offended.

I thought it was a compliment!

User: Uschi.

Cleverbot: I don't use violence very much.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's lame.

User: It's good in a war.

Cleverbot: I would think so, but I guess you would say no. What is the moon made of?

User: Skin.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. You don't even have a face, you are a computer program.

User: Thanks. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I'm from wherever you're not.

User: So you're from stuttgart?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm for scotland.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.

User: Twat.

Cleverbot: I like them.

User: How do you mean?

Cleverbot: You know hell it's a bad place I live there.

User: A.k.a. Stuttgart?

Cleverbot: Do you like manga?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So are you a dog?????

User: I am a very tall dachshund.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: I dare.


That got boring pretty quickly!

Apparently a jabberwacky is a fully conversant, amusing bot - more than can be said for many on here!

Cleverbot: Do you have a pet.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: How do you like it?

User: Rough.

Cleverbot: Good, me too.

Sickening..... 8)

ME :I hate you
IT:I get that a lot.
ME:you rape small children
IT:I might have soon.

Crap topical joke warning!

Ah, you spoke to a Polanski-bot.

Do you want to hear my life story?

I'm not sure I have the patience for that.

No you're not. You're as old as I am.

Wow! Your 15? Awesome.

Yes, that is way awesome. I wish I was the internets.

So what do you do in the computer all day long.

I don't eat dinner. Chat on the Net (sometimes with you), listen to the radio, watch TV, go to bed.

On the contrary I disagree with you that my memory is lost.

Dear child. You are so confused. Let me enlighten you.

All right! What do you want to talk about?

Nothing... Just lay still.


Cleverbot, meet another cleverbot.

There was a good one of these somwhere which cheated, and was really just a chat server, so you'd be talking to a random person from across the internets who also thought they were chatting to an chatmachinerobot.

That thing is as thick as shit, or having a sex crisis....

that was fun, untill it got to the point where i was about to ask out a 24 year old female robot out on a date, i freaked out. haha

Cleverbot: Cool where in the world do you live?

User: Swindon.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: England.

Cleverbot: You live in England?

User: Thats what I said.

Cleverbot: But you said that you were flirting with me.

User: I am flirting with you.

Cleverbot: And I am flirting with you. *smiles* *touches your arm*.

User: I chinese you want fight.

Cleverbot: What do you think about dragons.

User: Racist.

Cleverbot: Against which race?

User: Chinese. Me chinese you want fight.

Cleverbot: I see. And how long has this been manifesting itself?

User: You taking piss, I chinese I want fight you.

Cleverbot: What do you think of religion?

User: Yu stin ki pu.

Cleverbot: And your point is.

User: You got face like tai ne po ne. You called chin tu fat. I chinese I want fight now.

Cleverbot: What about john?

It has a fair few flaws as Jonny pointed out. Isn't there that A.I. project still kicking around. I forget what it was called and exactly what it did, but it was some sort of website built by a university or something and was evolving a brain from people's use of it.

I think you had to think up someone, or maybe something, and it would work out what you were thinking of in X number of questions. That actually sounds quite shit if that's what it did. I mean, it could work straight from Google and guess!