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Title: tescos in religious attack Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 17:38:35 http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones
Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Nemo on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 17:47:42 Tesco said: "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood. "If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers." Tesco bring the humour? Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Nemo on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 17:52:56 Also, the comments section is puntastic to a level that would make Neville wince:
"Sith happens" "Apparently he went in for a Wookie Burger- not bad, but a bit Chewie" Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: suttonred on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 18:30:51 Hehol! Fnar fnar.
Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Batch on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:26:19 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6204199/Jedi-ejected-from-Tesco-for-wearing-hood.html
Quote "I'll advise worshippers to boycott Tesco if it happens again. They will feel the Force." I'm begin to think the force all powerful after all. Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:34:02 Quote The 23-year-old, who founded the International Church of Jediism, which has 500,000 followers worldwide, was told the hood flouted store rules. Make that 500,001 followers worldwide. Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: jonny72 on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:39:48 "If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers." If the offers were that good, wouldn't they be able to feel the force of them through their hoods? Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Arriba on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:41:52 i'm an official jedi.
i'm donning my hoddie in protest on my next trip to tescos. Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Batch on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:43:40 Make that 500,001 followers worldwide. I know what you are getting for Christmas. I have felt your presents. Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:49:14 next time i visit tesco i'm going to wear an old fashioned deep sea diving helmet.
Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:51:50 I know what you are getting for Christmas. I have felt your presents. You've been waiting for months for a jedi related thread to tell that joke haven't you? Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Nemo on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 19:53:07 Turns out this was not the thread he was looking for.
Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Arriba on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 20:05:09 it was his only hope
Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Batch on Sunday, September 20, 2009, 20:12:22 You've been waiting for months for a jedi related thread to tell that joke haven't you? More than that. Heard it A long long time ago. Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 21, 2009, 17:22:15 i'm an official jedi. i'm donning my hoddie in protest on my next trip to tescos. Is that what the builders wear these days? Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, September 23, 2009, 08:01:40 Turns out this was not the thread he was looking for. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Title: Re: tescos in religious attack Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 23, 2009, 08:41:28 I don't get it.
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