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Title: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: Rustle on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 20:22:39
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sexmap/

It seems the reading ladies are not getting enough from their fellas and are investing heavily in the Rabbit,while swindonian's seem to like it kinky.


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: Doore on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 20:26:12
Surprised this breaking news was not picked up by our resident News Monkey.  Interestingly, Cardiff women spend a lot on erotic books.

On a side note, Cardiff came fourth in a recent survey into the percentage of condoms sold being the extra large variety.  Before I moved here it was rumoured to be 60th.  The stats don't lie, people.


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: jonny72 on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 20:26:45
What the fuck is going on in Upminster?

It appears to be the sex capital of the country.


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: Batch on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 20:41:28
And now I know what a TENGA flip hole masturbator is. What's wrong with mother fist and her five daughters?


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: Talk Talk on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 21:52:46
Surprised this breaking news was not picked up by our resident News Monkey.  Interestingly, Cardiff women spend a lot on erotic books.

On a side note, Cardiff came fourth in a recent survey into the percentage of condoms sold being the extra large variety.  Before I moved here it was rumoured to be 60th.  The stats don't lie, people.

Take note Mr Pieman.

Stock up on erotic porn books and get a willy enlarger.


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:11:25
And now I know what a TENGA flip hole masturbator is. What's wrong with mother fist and her five daughters?

Is that like the Fleshlight? The flashlight with a plastic vagina? Interestingly, the Fleshlight is also know as the "Reading fan", on account of it being a plastic cunt.


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:14:05
Take note Mr Pieman.

Stock up on erotic porn books and get a willy enlarger.

Or go bareback


Title: Re: Lonely women in reading to kinky swindon
Post by: Talk Talk on Sunday, September 13, 2009, 22:32:14
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Local Sex Spend Ranking

1. Carterton    2.2x
2. Swindon    1.9x
3. Melksham     0.9x
4. Calne     0.7x
5. Hungerford     0.6x
6. Devizes     0.6x
7. Faringdon     0.6x
8. Malmesbury     0.6x
9. Marlborough     0.6x
10. Cirencester     0.3x

Presumably Carterton has something to do with lonely RAF wives with absent husbands. Unless Sonic knows something different.

Jeez, Cirencester looks desperate. Unless they are all happily bonking themselves stupid there without any artificial help.