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Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Dazzza on Monday, May 30, 2005, 04:10:22 I met the woman of my dreams.
Fresh from licking my mates armpit as the Turkish Super Mario looked on in disgust I spied a lonely what I presumed was a Thai bride stood by the cig machine. After much deliberation I sleazed over and got chatting. My god I'm taken as I sit here with my bottle of Stowells Chardonnayy Marsanne (loopy juice 3 for a tenner :beers: ) I await her call. Bank holidays never tasted so good. Plus she wrote my number down three times! Unfortunately I think that was down to my spaz writting than keenness. Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: blinkpip on Monday, May 30, 2005, 07:14:21 Are you in peru? What time is it there?
Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 30, 2005, 07:18:11 There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who never knew what he should do; So he tore off his hair, And behaved like a bear, That intrinsic Old Man of Peru. Edward Lear Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Dazzza on Monday, May 30, 2005, 18:19:17 My lord I was drunk last night/this morning.
She looked a bit like this although I have forgotten her name and I confess I didn't meet her on a singles website. http://www.latindreamgirls.com/peruvian_girls/pictures/single_peruvian_girls26.jpg I hope she calls so I can bang bang her. Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 30, 2005, 18:21:33 Not bad, not bad at all. That is assuming your beer goggles weren't working overtime
Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: yeo on Monday, May 30, 2005, 19:00:34 :soapy tit wank:
Dazzza you really are ace! Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Dazzza on Monday, May 30, 2005, 19:41:35 No I'm not, she just called and I couldn't make a word of what she said plus I had forgotten her name. :shock:
I managed to catch chow as she as she said she had to go. I'd call back but she said she was staying with friends and I don't fancy the conversation that would probably go like this.. "Hello" "Hi, erm is that Peruvian girl there please?" "Who is this?" "The drunk from last night" Clunk... Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: yeo on Monday, May 30, 2005, 19:54:40 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Class Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Dazzza on Monday, May 30, 2005, 22:01:52 I have just been informed that I slept with my mates ex on Saturday.
I cannot remember anything from Friday night so I'm a bit worried now. Time to stop drinking I think. Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 30, 2005, 22:02:31 Quote from: "dazzza" I have just been informed that I slept with my mates ex on Saturday. I cannot remember anything from Friday night so I'm a bit worried now. Time to stop drinking I think. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: yeo on Monday, May 30, 2005, 22:12:32 Quote from: "dazzza" I have just been informed that I slept with my mates ex on Saturday. I cannot remember anything from Friday night so I'm a bit worried now. Time to stop drinking I think. Tut Tut ,It seems to have been a weekend for breaking the rules. Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Anonymous on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 00:15:47 Oh dear I sense another one of those "holiday romances-painfull" type posts of Dave Russell fame. What is it that happens to peoples brains when they go on holiday.
Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 08:28:26 dazzza, welcome to the wonderful world of latin america, not only are they generally beautiful, but they shag like dogs in a butchers, once you have tried latino everything is second best. phone her or you will regret it. :D
Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:02:06 Got a repreive today.
Called me up and said her name to boot \0/. Meeting Thursday evening for a few beers. Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:13:21 Quote from: "dazzza" Got a repreive today. Called me up and said her name to boot \0/. Meeting Thursday evening for a few beers. And some dirty dog like sex Title: In the deepest darkest Peru Post by: Dazzza on Friday, June 3, 2005, 03:34:55 Quote from: "mexico red" dazzza, welcome to the wonderful world of latin america, not only are they generally beautiful, but they shag like dogs in a butchers, once you have tried latino everything is second best. phone her or you will regret it. :D Understand. How long you live out there you bastard? |