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I know there's a few on here and they're all good people, but some wanker is starting to use our little part of Westlea as his truck-stop. He's been there every couple of days for the past few weeks.

It's a massive flat-bed with a shit load of bags of what looks like builders sand on the back, conveniently parked up just after a blind bend.

He's in there now, all tucked up asleep with the cab curtains closed. I beeped my horn at the cunt as I drove past but the horn on my new motor is really gay and would never have woken him.

I'm going to let off an air horn right next to his cab - and then run like fuck.

You've probably got enough legging it time anyway, but why not play it safe with a couple of cheap fireworks? Light the fuse and a bit more hiding time.

Leave a note on his windscreen saying he shouldnt be there because its dangerous etc...will guarantee he wont come back..ive never slept on an estate in my lorry...theres plenty of industrial estates around Swindon he could park up on.

on the note say if you park there next time we are going to stab you. bet that works.

if it's causing an obstruction,or is dangerous then call the police.

Shit in his tank

before i start complaining i always like to ask myself is the other person or object hurting me or someone else...? Moaning old man you are!

Edit - I should add that most roads in westlea are small and used as bus routes so it prob is a bit dangerous i just wanted to call samdy names

Surely this attitude is a betrayal of your username?

How do you know how or who makes me angry? Shhhhhhh

It's not a tank, it's a lorry.

get your council tax bill and scan all the logo's for swindon council. Then make up your own swindon council paper. Write a harsh letter then print it out on the swindon council headed paper. Borrow a yellow high vis from someone. Knoock on his cab, give him the letter telling him is has been fined for obstructing the highway and that it';s a £60 on the spot fine.

This is the one!!

Hes probably just having a wank in his stand down time or whatever it is

Steal your missus' lipstick and write CUNT (backwards) on the drivers side of the windscreen. 

This has two benefits:

1) It gives a clear indication that you think he is an inconsiderate cunt

2) Lipstick has a nice waxy base to it that is a pain in the arse to clean off glass

It also has the downside that your missus will wonder why there are suddenly dead flies in her lippo but I'd just blame the kids