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is really shit

its a sussex uni and im there now currently playing amarillo

Call them all cunts  :mrgreen:

its exam/going home time isn't it?

Half the fun of uni is hanging around after the exams

what happened to your plans for an indie club in swindon? I still want that

i do frequently, i dont dj but oversee everything, call them cunts at the door, at the bar, dj box, toilets basically at every opportunity.

currently playing fit but you know it the streets

still in the pipeline but am too unwell to sort it at the moment, maybe after i have had my transplant.

currently playing id do anything for love- meatloaf

meatloaf :D


Please hurry up. Or give me the money and I'll set it up

if you opened an indie club in swindon, even i'd honour you with my esteemed presence 8)

unless you called me a cunt on the door.

still playing fuckin meatloaf

It does go on for a bit

I'd be there every night. As long as they kept the playlist fresh  8)

Put some PJ & Duncan on

do it you dont need much money just initative, cut me a deal and i will sort you out the djs and guests

how long is the fuckin meatloaf song?

jesus now the cunt is playing careless whisper. my club is officially awful

12 minutes...well it seems like it anyway.




Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic....psyche  8)

I have no money at all. I'd love to set my own club at. I'd rule at it

request for ant and dec placed

playing i want you back jackson 5

They'll be playing Ghostbusters for sure, any moment now  :wink:

good idea guess the song whoever wins is super cool

currently playing you cant hurry love supremes

Madness - It must be love

your club should be shut down for crimes to music

Cheese music is fun for a little while (alcohol consumption is a must though) but after a while even being a little drunk doesn't make it fun. That's why I drink beyond this point, until I can't even remember the last song that was played   8)

but it makes me shitloads of cash, and i mean shitloads.  :D

fuck em, i tried various things up here on the campus, hip hop funk indie reggae, but all they wanted was shit. useless student cunts.

currently playing salt n pepa push it

:(  :o  :(  :o  :(  :o

ant and dec lets get ready to rumble got the biggest cheer of the night.
this is so fuckin depressing.

Hahahahaha!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

on the plus side my club in town is uber cool, we have bloc party dj ing there in a couple of weeks

i just realised i know someone at sussex uni, she was a stuck up cow

Mex I think I want to be you when I grow up

whats her name i will get her banned :D

fuck off you gay lord

christina, forgot her surname. just ban all blonde girls called christina

that's why  :D

what exactly does that mean?

no problem

currently playing killers somebody told me

members of bloc party will dj

OF are you really that much of a joey deacon?

Yes he is, conclusive proof in t'other thread

Cheese is only ok if the drinks and women are cheap, play Betty Boo Doin the Do

i can request it but cant promise.

currently playing everybody was kung fu fighting :D

all the members of the band will take it in turns on the decks and attempt to mix songs? or do they just fade them.

how the fuck do i know? they will probably turn up with some cds, get pissed and try and shag women. well thats what i would do.

currently playing reef place your hands

Nah, it will be a Smashy and Nicey effort

Another classic old-school choon :D

jeez, i was only asking and seeing as your the club owner or whatever i thought you might know.

right im off to my club in town, speak to you all at about half three

currently playing prodigy outta space :D  :D  :D

Mex, you're about eight hours late!

Good night was it?!  :D

got back at half four but was knackered went straight to bed

currently playing in my front room teenage fanclubs new album

I'm going to Sussex Uni next year.... well now I'm having second thoughts  :shock:

Why because MR is there? That's not very nice now is it?  :soapy tit wank:

walrus you are already barred :D

I nearly got barred from Creation the other week so don't you start too!  What is the name of you're club in Brighton out of interest?  I've only managed Creation a couple of times and think it's a bit poo.

What are the details Mex? Can a student scummer (albeit a Swindon supporter) such as myself attend?

It's probably for bummer's....

What is that nice looking bar/club which looks out onto the beach and it's on one of the ramps down to the beach?  I fancied going in one time but it looked smart and I was dressed in footie shirt and slashed up jeans so didn't think I'd chance it....  Is it over 21s or...?

A night called 'Hold up?' I think.

He's cornered a bit of a select market. He's such a cunt!  :D

Hold up's at Arc on Brighton beach.

good detective work boys, plus i do kick out the jams at the tavern club (pav tav)
and no you wouldnt get in walrus nothing to do with your football shirt its the eyebrows :D

 :o

I've left my eyebrows untouched now....

It's just my bloody ginger hair (from dying it back from white) which might stop me getting in!!!...

Mex is fucking cool, he makes me feel like a sad fucking cunt sat here in an office in Swindon bored shitless every fucking day of the working week.  My weekends are cool, but my job sucks the big fella.  I need a new job, what can a half jock offer a prospective employer though, that's the question.

At least you didn't get rejected by Waitrose and a garden centre, jan. I've just applied to work for Spar ffs.

At least you'll have access to loads of sherbert though. :wink:

I got rejected by Sainsbury's, although I think I had made it a little too clear that it wasn't a 'career choice' of mine..!

*Bumpety Bump*

Fucking big bump! I heard it from over the pond  :o

Those hazy salad days of summer....ahhh.

   When Sonic was looking for a job and Kinky Tom was stilll around.

   Speaking of which shouldn't The Flying Tomato be back in the land of the living soon?

Did you buy that club you were talking about at Colchested in the end Mex?

that club seems ideal for a few of my other mates....must be bad.

What is the meaning behind the phrase 'salad days'? I've only ever heard it used by Spandau Ballet before today

My salad days (When I was green in judgement) - Anthony and Cleopatra?

 Salad days, like so many phrases in our language, makes its first readily identifiable appearance in Shakespeare's Anthony and Cleopatra.

 

  Meaning you eat a lot of salads.  :mrgreen:

Cheers you two.

 Cheers you too.