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24 messeges in my inbox...now can you tell me what the 5 question merry go round is all about please.,,or was it six?

First Rule Leefer.

You crazy kids...........

What dog did everyone choose that they would like to kiss?

Great Dane, with my dodgy knees i find it hard to bend down.

I'll do mine after work.

Have to think long and hard about these questions!

I chose Jack Russell. To which Spacey warned me that these are snappy little bastards.

To be fair i deleted them all as i was in a mood but now i want to answer them. Ralphu send them to me

I've also deleted them now.

I will try and remember.

1) If you could go back in time or forward which would you choose?

2) If you had to kiss a dog on it's big black lips, which would you choose?

3) Whats your chosen method to cook an egg?

I will try and remember the rest of them.

Ive got them DRS......I'll post them in a minute

EDIT

Would you rather be a great dancer or a great thief?

If you could travel through time and had to choose between one, would you go forwards or backwards?

What's your favourite way to cook an egg?

Do you ever get the urge to be violent?

Do you view death as the end or the beginning?

If you had to kiss a dog on its dirty black lips, which breed would you choose?

Would you rather be a great dancer or a great thief? As a great dancer already it has to be thief

If you could travel through time and had to choose between one, would you go forwards or backwards?Backwards and stop spacey sending me shit.

What's your favourite way to cook an egg?Boiled

Do you ever get the urge to be violent?Always

Do you view death as the end or the beginning?Begining

If you had to kiss a dog on its dirty black lips, which breed would you choose? Great Dane

Cheers Ralphy and Fred

If you had to kiss a dog on its dirty black lips, which breed would you choose?

I put Witney Houston.......

I'd like to go back in time to watch Swindon vs Leicester at Wembley again and celebrate it properly this time cos I was only 12 at the time.

I would then go forward to 94/95 time and tell some of my old teachers to get fucked.

Stop changing the rules, it's forwards or backwards not both.

I was interested to see that only one person chose to go forward in time. I should have mentioned that once you've been back or forward you could return to your own time. Seeing as pretty much everyone said that they would go back in time so they could become rich, it would be just as easy to become rich by travelling forwards in time.

I'd be curious to see how things were in the future. If you were able to travel forwards in time, then time would have to make assumptions that certain choices were made. So I suppose that travelling into the future may not actually be accurate... unless of course our futures are already mapped out for us.

Also the most popular dog to kiss is a Jack Russell.

I don't think I'd like to go forward in time. What if you had become really fat or worse, dead?

Also, boiling is the best method to cook an egg.

Id rather be an amazin dancer than an amazin thief

What can you gain from dancing though?

being better at my job!!!

This is some deep chat we're having here, Ralphy. We're like a couple of badass intellectuals!

If you went forward in time and discovered that you had partaken in some serious overeating then you could return to your time and set yourself a strict diet and excercise programme. If however being a fatty is your destiny then just enjoy the food. Make sure that you drink Diet Coke though to ensure that you complete the look.

I like all types of egg cookery and find it hard to choose a favourite. If it's fried, poached or boiled then it must be runny. If it's scrambled then adding milk is egg blasphemy. I do like a nice omelette.

Omelette is great post pub food.

Boiled eggs should always be runny, as should fried. I've never gone much on poached to be honest. It seems like alot of needless effort and they don't taste that great either.

Fried egg and sausage sandwich is the perfect hangover cure.

What if thieving was your job?

I used to enjoy folding a slice of good white sliced in half, I'd bite a good chunk out of the middle and unfold to reveal a nice circle in the bread.  Drop it in a frying pan, crack an egg in the middle and fry.  Flip over so both sides are done and you have a corcking fried slice and egg combo.

I often find that genius is an overused word and is only a label that very few people deserve. Off the top of my head I'd say Bill Hicks, Sam Raimi,Jason Pierce and maybe Russ Abbott. I can now add Dazzza to that list for his fried slice and egg combo

you my man are a buffoon, easily the greatest way to enjoy an egg

safe

Poached egg is the best, closely followed by boiled (soft), followed up by fried and then scrambled.

i have an egg slicer which is pretty ace.it even doubles as a mini guitar

very fresh eggs well poached are a delight.

And scrambled needs milk, butter and pepper.

I cannot believe I am saying this but, gulp, I agree with Spacey.  This fried slice and egg combo is the reason I have set my alarm half an hour early tomorrow morning.

Fried bread is rank.

No, no, no! Milk is a disgrace of a thing to add to scrambled eggs. No milk, lots of butter. Take it off the heat and add some more butter to stop it overcooking.

Then you just get greasy eggs. The creaminess of good scrambled eggs has to come from full fat milk.

Listen, punk, I'm a fully qualified chef. If you had milk to scrambled egg then have commited a culinary sin.


I'm not arsed really.

All egg is good egg, but fried is king.

My superior half doesn't like egg at all.  She doesn't like tea either.  She is crap at breakfast.

butter is spunk. milk rules. spacey you are as wrong as wrong man

And wrong. No matter what your food hygiene certificate says.

Pfft! You won't feel so superior when you're in hell with all the other egg murderers.

Devilled eggs?

How should scrambled be cooked?  I cannot stand it done in the microwaved but I often find pan cooked it either burns or gets to scrambled along the way.

The trick is that when you think it's cooked take it off the heat. If it starts to burn then it's burning. If it gets too scrambled then you've forgotten to take it off the heat.

Scrambled egg and sausage sandwich is lush. With brown sauce.

I also sprinkle Aromat seasoning over my boiled or scrabled eggs.

Your sandwich is almost perfect, but needs some sliced tomato to freshen it up a bit.

You just ruined it.

No I didn't, the heavy flavours from the egg, sausage and brown sauce require something fresher to balance the flavours - tomato is perfect for the job.

Am I the only person that puts Aromat on their eggs?

No, tomato is rank.

A tomato is a naturally growing fruit, how can it be rank?  I get annoyed by fussy eaters.  Do you like pizza?  Spaghetti Bolognese?  Ketchup? 

Tomatoes are at the root of a lot of cooking.  And, most importantly, they taste great.

I hate raw or whole tomatoes, there are whole threads on this subject.

Fair enough, I'll leave the subject alone.  I do feel riled though.  Grr.

Go and squash an avocado or something, I'm sure you have a few lying around.

Funnily enough I did make some homemade guacamole earlier.  This involved squashing avocados.  Twas lovely.

Grilled tomato is lovelly with a fry up or steak.