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How are we all then?

I've had one to many tonight, and I can feel it already, just got back and finished off my chicken doner kebab, lovely stuff.

Anyone done anything interesting?

I made lemonade.

I made love

I am working through a bottle of 10 year old tawny port...twas my birthday today! (yesterday)

Happy bday Flash

Happy Birthday Mr Flash.

Thinking about it my entire week has been rather uninteresting, I even went to the library to do some work on two seperate occassions this week.

My saving grace is a night out next Friday, though the word Foxies was mentioned so I may have to skip that part.

Cheers lads.......although would of been happier if Shop had called me a cunt!

FLASH, Aaaahhh!

Happy Birthday.

Went to the pub tonight, then got told to I was going home. Sober as per.

I'm on my way home and I'd promised to be home hours ago.

And like a pessimistic German vegitarian, I'm expecting the wurst

You cunt!

I hope this helps

It helps but you didnt say it like Shop!

Cunt

Thats it if off to bed.....happier!!

See si, that's the way to do it. Happy Birthday Flash - the coming year can only get better*







* <disclaimer>This may not actually turn out to be the case</disclaimer>

i like cabbage and beetrooot. sadly i am moving to sluff in the morning so may nit mae oit

Neville will be proud of you son!!

It wasn't me, cunt.

:spam:

Note to self - don't post when pissed. Now I can't remember whether I genuinely misread Sigs for Si or whether when I was typing it I missed off the "gs". What a cunt.

Note to Admin, ban this cuntist

Born on the 4th of July.  :sherlock: This should be in the films,films,films,filmsy,films,films,flimsy section.

All joking aside Flash is a total cunt.

Don't dictate when i call you a cunt ;-)

Anyone else still up and trying to avoid the inevitability of monday morning?

Not me....i fucked off to bed an hour ago!

I'm still up...not sure what I'm avoiding mind. Monday mornings means noisy nephews, so looks like I'll be up early too.

Noisy nephews beat early meeting with dull people about really dull things.  You know those people who win the lottery and carry on working?  Can't understand it at all!  I'd jack it in in a jiffy (if I knew what one was) if I could afford it.

I like this post!

Starts off well, but reads like somebody pulled the brain plug out on Dave half way through and he shuts down at the end!

That's what sluff does to you I guess!

ha ha I always call slough - sluff too!!

A jiffy is 1/100th of a second, true story

Did you buy anything nice at Wallmart on Saturday morning JFW?

I saw you across the car park looking all tanned!  Maybe stocking up on goodies for the halftime pass around when the season starts?

ahahahahahahaha!!! why didnt you say hi? Id just been at Next Gen retaking my Excercise to music theory test for the billionth time!!

Did I look brown? thats Good!

I brought some strawberries and some ice pops and some crisps and some crumpets and some fake tan!!!

Another effective way to look orange is replacing your usual meals with carrots.

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why is that confusing? to become an aerobics instructor you have to take 2 exams one written theory and one teaching practical!

I can understand the practical side........what sort of questions are you asked in the written exam? Sorry, never done aerobics  :-[

Its split into 4 sections

Muscles and Bones
Cardio and respiritory system
components of fitness

and another one I seem to have forgotten...!!

Its hard and aload of bolloxs!!

Is this a clue to the one you have forgotten?  :)

tee hee!

Im sure Ill remember soon!! Im a bit tired and irratable as I ran 5 miles earlier!

I believe it is now late night, how are all the insomniacs out there tonight?

Slightly bored.

I ran a bath earlier and I'm not tired, it's a man thing. I am now cunted if that helps.

I think I might go to bed soon, just finished watching The Wire. Was going to record it but had something else recording so wasn't able to.

My chances of getting up at 6am may have gone out of the window.

6am is no time to get up.  I have to get up at seven every morning and it feels unnatural.  I think about 10.30am is perfect getting up time.

I've got to be at Heathrow by 0630, I may regret going out tonight

Bored also. Tried to watch Underworld 3, wouldn't play on my laptop - watched Michael McIntyre on iplayer instead. I did find out my degree classification though (2:1), which was nice.

A 2:1 is the perfect degree.  It means you are clearly bright and able, but had a good time as wel, which lets face it is the point of doing a degree.  A first means you stayed in every night reading while your youth was dwindling away and your mates were out having fun.

I got a 2:1.

I am not a morning person at all. Unfortunately getting to Reading has been an inconvenience and a costly one at that. At least it's only for a couple more weeks.

I watched Tropic Thunder tonight. It was reasonably entertaining but not quite the epic comedy I was expecting. Anyway, I'm off to bed. Tomorrow beholds many joyful tasks, such as taking my dad's lawnmower to be serviced, swimming pool maintenance, checking up on mother's tomatoes, strawberries, mint etc, and packing for my holiday. I guess the packing's alright...

im having 2 teeth pulled out tomorrow morning, cant fucking wait.

Shop would knock them out for nowt!!

What's happening tonight then insomniacs?  Anyone doing anything exciting?  Anyone stupidly drunk to provide entertainment? 

I'm going to bed. Night night,

No.  Just back from the second job cheffing in a restaurant.  Watching mock the week for the 857th time repeated on Dave.  Thank fuck there's a new series on bbc2 tomorrow.

I'm thinking about a cup of tea and then I'm going to bed.

I'm watching the same and was unaware of the new series tomorrow.  Cheers.  Frankie Boyle is King.

Don't just think about it.  Make a large cuppa.  Go mad.  I'm having a hot cup right now, and its brilliant.  Just a thought though, does late night caffeine explain the insomnia?

i'm in london waiting to leave.

Possibly - although I always used to drink tea before bed and never suffered. Everybody reacts differently!
I need to tidy the house tonight as I'm leaving in the morning to join my family on holiday. If they get back to a tip they won't be happy!

I don't normally have a problem with late tea.

Haven't had a cup for about 5 days. Jesus.

That's bad for you.  I need to drink at least 6 cups of tea a day. Today I hit 9, or 10.  Lost count.  Tea is better than any other consumable on this planet.

I'm normally a 5 or 6 cup a day person, but have been staying with a mate in bristol and he doesn't really drink it.

You can't trust people like that.

 :D brilliant.

No you cannot.  I would review your mateship with this person immediately.  Anyone I know?

Having said that, my superior half does not drink tea either.  I like to make her a cup as well as myself and pretend I forgot - two cups for me.

Nah you don't know him.

I considered making myself two cups just now but didn't want to get greedy. Normally I'd use my giant mug which holds about a pint, but someone's poured something in it and put it in the fridge. Not on.

Pint mugs are the best.  Back in my uni days we held competitions to find the best recepticle to drink tea out of.  I think I won with a pyrex bowl that held four pints.  That cuppa lasted two hours.

Didnt it go cold?

No.  Someone who knows science could tell you why, but it cooled very slowly.  I presume its something to do with large volume and small surface area.

True story, I am not really a hot drinks person, much to the dismay of...well, almost everyone I know. My dad drinks a ridiculous amount of tea every day though. I guess it doesn't run in the family.

Although I generally agree I do think beer can have a little argument with tea about this.  they are clearly nos 1 and 2 in whatever order.

Just down his legs!