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No excuses.

1 more hour at work :(

This is the difference between you and me Binstead. You need to buck up your attitude if you want to make it to the top.

I had a large glass of wine at lunch and have been feeling rather odd ever since.  Lightweight!

I'm just not at your level, Ben. I'm in awe of your success.

I'm not drinking today and fear I may have to take it easy tomorrow as well :(

Im tired and writing a big complaint letter to the holiday company - does a pint of squash count?

I might struggle with beers tonight after overdoing it last night.

 I'm off out soon on what may be a staged session....ie bottle of wine or so early doors, an interval, then out on the lash later.  :)

Haven't drunk for nearly three months now. It's the new getting pissed. Fucking boring mind!

Bottoms up.

I'm definitely going to be celebrating this amazing news - http://www.nme.com/news/at-the-drive-in/45300

To the Sir Dan's! (Aiming for just after 5)

What are you complaining about :( (Sorry I'm nosey :D)

You know my big thread about being scared of flying/planes - you can imagine my delight when my "20 minute drive from the airport" hotel turned out to be "5 minutes from thr airport, situated at the end of the runway, planes flying so low at an adverage of 3 an hour with wheels down ready to land so low they cast a shadow on the ground and shake the bedroom" hotel!!!

Nedless to say we checked out within 24 hours and moved to a different resort (with NO help from our tour operator) 

I think she said somewhere already. Her tan's already fading.

Boo she got in first.

Damn right. I'm trying to end that paedo thread on a more light hearted note and then off for some cider. Oh yeah.

Nice one.

Do you find you smoke more crack now you're not drinking though? That usually happens to me.

I wish I could complain about that - and Mossie bites

and Morbidly obese people being reseated in my upgraded and paid for extra leg rooms seats due to them feeling unwell!!! - eugh!! Then spilling there flab over my seat and the isle causing the air hostesses to crash the trolley into her everytime they wheel a trolley down it making them say sorry REALLY loudly and waking me up!!!

could someone please explain to me why morbidly obese people smell sour?


arrrrggghhh Luci you have started a rantathon!!! :)

I'd hate to be on a plane with a moany old woman sat nearby ;)

read this myself, i would cream myself if it happened

Beeeeeeeeer 8)

Beeeer is good.

I haven't hit old town for ages, but I'm heading up the steam at about half 8 if anybody wants to play flammableben spotting.

Even better when Ben buys you a beer  :eek:

I don't think anybody can claim that I shy away from getting a round in when I actually have money. As someone who's often skint I see it as part of my penance.

I used to get loads of £20+ rounds in the county when I had an income.

Had 2 pints lunchtime in Trowbridge (The Anchor & Hope), and 3 later in Devizes (British Lion).

Now stuck in with the kids as my wife got the hump when I was dropped off a bit tipsy and has gone out with one of her mates to get her own back.

Yeah, once in a blue moon... ;)


Which is ultimately why you ended up with no income :)

You should've stayed in the pub.

Its not too bad. I am now most of the way through a bottle of wine and starting to get hungry.

Baked beans with some corned beef and chilli powder in methinks. If I really want to make her suffer I might put some onion in there as well. Contraception on a plate.

You sound like a cheap date 5 pints and tipsy ;)

Just no good at drinking in the afternoon on an empty stomach.

I am just managing to stomach a cheeky beer after having a gut full last night! shit all on tv...just waiting for the prodigy to come on (itv2)! Oh and that pixie loft is proper gorgeous!

You're not going to like this so hold onto your lunch (or breakfast or whatever) but basically it's a problem with the folds of flesh.

Because of them it's really difficult for really grossly fat people to get properly clean, so they're usually carrying around a fair bit of rotting gunk in odd crevices of their bodies.

And that kind of makes some of their skin start to rot a bit aswell.

.................... I did warn you.......

I got into a fight.

no ................................ !

It was only a matter of time....

hehe.

The people who are running the pipers (temporarily at the moment I think) are massive fucking racists and don't like it when you argue it with them. The anger that it was a 'queer pub' was an early sign looking back, but as it was dead they let us drink past closing and smoke inside so I let that slide.

I'd say don't go there but nobody does anyway, so there's no worries on that. There's a lot more interesting bits to this story but they come at the cost of a pint. Think I might be heading into town to watch the lions game in a bit, I guess to walkabout.

So would I, if they reformed to play a couple of gigs I would probably pay a couple of grand to see them if I had to. Still only a small chance of a comeback but it's better than nothing.

:D Only just remembered this thread but glad you managed to move resorts!  Sounds awful but hopefully didn't dent into your holiday too much :(