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Are they really that bad? I think they're quite a cute addition to the Town Gardens; I remember many times when I was younger taking a handful of buts to feed them. Do they really deserve to be exterminstaed at the hands of Prince Charles?

I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

haha sonicyouth, TTE legend, escorted out at Swindon -v- Gills a couple of seasons ago I seem to recall...

I like them they eat chips.

I've just realised that I've never thought to ask how the grey squirrel is responsible for the massive downfall in numbers of the red squirrel. I'm guessing they don't eat them, do they mug them for their nuts and steal their girlfriends or something?

Either way I'm pretty sure red squirrels live elsewhere on the planet quite happily, I don't really give a fuck which variety we have here.

In conclusion we should eat them.

Have you ever eaten squirrel?

nope. One of my biggest regrets.

I have....

Nice?

Tastes like chicken....

What came first, the chicken or the squirrel?

what position were they doing it in?

I'm gonna go for the squirrel just to see how predictable your reply will be

I don't know the answer to my own question.

(right way round this time)

I do know the answer to Ben's question though. Grey squirrels are carriers of a disease which doesn't affect the host, but does kill off the red squirrel. Basically squirrel AIDS.

I don't know how it's passed on, maybe the greys rape the reds before stealing their nuts, or maybe the squirrel girlfriends get around a bit.

Did you know that squirrels see in black and white but dream in colour? Also dreaming about squirrels is a symptom of scurvy.

What if you dream about coming over a squirrel?

That's a symptom of accountancy.

Weird, I stopped doing accountancy ages ago.

Maybe I mistook a chicken for a squirrel.

There's a new squirrel in town, the black squirrel.

They will fuck up the grey squirrels and make the reds their bitches

Alesha Dixon?

Chris Maidstone - eating squirrel. Didn't take you long to go native did it?

I have been bitten by a grey squirrel. Bastard. About twenty years ago it was outside my then flat looking decidedly fucked by the side of the road as it had probably been hit by a car. I didn't really think about what I was doing but I picked it up and the bastard bit through my thumb.

Tetanus jabs required and the RSPCA to put the little shit down.

A red squirrel wouldn't have bit me. He would have given me Starbucks vouchers and a bouquet as thanks.

Its enough to drive you nuts.

I'm pretty sure that if you trap a grey squirrel you're supposed to put it down or something. A nice bit of unsourced, possibly made up, bit of information in an attempt to add something to the thread.

Personally the grey squirrel has gone up in my estimations during the last few posts.

Are Grey Squirrels just older red squirrels?

No, they are the blackshirts of the squirrel movement.

but red squirrels are commies.

With families and caring hearts.

Interesting Topic

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-561946/The-pack-mutant-black-squirrels-giving-Britains-grey-population-taste-medicine.html

Heed the warning!

'Mutant Black Squirrels'! Gotta be my favourite, they're the X-Men of the squirrel world!

That is fucking cool.

"Sex selection is also boosting their numbers because female greys appear to prefer them as mates."


Fucking slags.

Nothing changes.

propoganda

There is a dead grey squirrel on Liden Drive.

Big tyre track down the middle of it and bits and pieces hanging out all over the place.

Bring it round and I'll knock up a roadkill chili.....

Eurgh, yuck.

*snicker snicker*