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Title: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:00:59
saw this on another forum,

if your sex life was a film title what would it be?

i will start

gone in 60 seconds.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: chrome dome on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:02:08
The fast and the furious


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:06:25
The 40 Year Old Virgin


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:09:36
  From the last week...The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:11:36
journey to the centre of earth


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:13:17
  From the last week...The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...

Arf, I was going to put that at first. I think that probably applies to most people.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:15:58
He's Just Not That In To You. Literally.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:23:32
Arf, I was going to put that at first. I think that probably applies to most people.

Fair play Pie Man...I thought with 3 different ones in a week I was on a roll.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: juddie on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:24:22
balls of fury


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:25:05
Reg you podged 3 different women last week? you sly old dog


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:31:24
Fair play Pie Man...I thought with 3 different ones in a week I was on a roll.

The Hand would probably be more apt for last week and most of the year in fact.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Phil_S on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:32:31
Gone with the Wind


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Doore on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:35:24
Lethal Weapon.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Arriba on Monday, June 1, 2009, 16:36:38
monsters inc


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:10:50
My wife reckons Toy Story would be about right!! Can anybody explain that one to me!!!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Nemo on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:13:47
The Incredibles

I wish.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:26:42
cruel intentions


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: pauld on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:29:19
Rocky


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:45:07
There Will Be Blood


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:47:10
dazed and confused


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: wiggy on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:48:26
Desperado


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:49:21
Fist of Fury


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: newmarket red on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:53:25
big mommas house


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:56:45
There Will Be Blood

that made me spit out my dinner


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: dell boy on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:57:23
Please Can I Book An Appointment!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, June 1, 2009, 17:59:30
Groundhog day


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Sussex on Monday, June 1, 2009, 18:04:02
Brief Encounter


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: JPC82 on Monday, June 1, 2009, 18:07:42
BFG


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Family at War on Monday, June 1, 2009, 18:31:30
My name is Frankenstein, and I've got a Monster.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, June 1, 2009, 19:12:51
Reg you podged 3 different women last week? you sly old dog

 Well I was on holiday...throw in a bit of sunshine,which seems to get the female juices flowing, and you've always got a chance. :)


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, June 1, 2009, 19:14:11
Much ado about nothing


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, June 1, 2009, 19:22:33
"Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo"


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, June 1, 2009, 19:37:18
"Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo"

 Birds like a bit of Italian dirty talk....well at least Bananarama.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, June 1, 2009, 20:00:00
The Hand would probably be more apt for last week and most of the year in fact.

Charlotte??


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: trogladite on Monday, June 1, 2009, 20:38:06
carry on laughing


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, June 1, 2009, 20:38:46
Charlotte??

Charlotte's "Web"?

I'll get my coat.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Monday, June 1, 2009, 20:51:46
28 weeks later............


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: nochee on Monday, June 1, 2009, 21:54:51
Angels and Demons

Very topical as i just got back from watching it.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, June 1, 2009, 22:28:37
Ideally it would be Blown Away but the reality is more like The Big Sleep or it is for my long suffering wife anyway.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: fatbury on Monday, June 1, 2009, 23:51:00
Mission Impossible!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 11:55:55
carry on up the khyber


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 11:57:24
carry on dick


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:05:19
Team Wolf.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:12:14
from dusk till dawn


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:13:42
Team Wolf.

Wasent it TEEN wolf?  Dodgy ground here my friend.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:17:58
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:41:53
Charlotte??

Marvellous, if only it were true.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:45:34
Free Willy


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:45:42
Hes well out of my league!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:46:21
Hes well out of my league!

A killer whale?


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:46:46
no - you!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 12:52:00
Oh


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 13:38:23
Of human bondage.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 13:44:43
Scream


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 13:46:20
And I was expecting at least one female to write The Blob


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 14:27:03
Wasent it TEEN wolf?  Dodgy ground here my friend.

Was it? Bugger.

I was refering to my excessive chest hair!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 14:48:05
The Conqueror


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 14:50:54
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Spy on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 14:53:19
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

you're the child catcher?  ???


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 15:45:55
It came from outer space


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 15:49:41
Scream

Show off.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 15:50:19
Thirteen


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 15:51:57
Show off.

Just cause you podge everything available :D :D


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 15:55:32
I love the way podge is now firmly part of the TEF vocabulary


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 16:06:28
Just cause you podge everything available :D :D

Incorrect. It's only one girl for me from now on.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 16:12:58
I did see that on Facebook!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: axs on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 16:15:20
Incorrect. It's only one girl for me from now on.

at a time.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: adje on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 16:56:44
"Once Upon A Time In The West"


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 19:20:56
at a time.

I will thank you not to cast aspersions on my good nature young man.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 22:33:46
The orphanage


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 22:34:25
actually the reality is more likely

50 first dates


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 22:48:22
I see nobody has used Watchmen so far, we must be the most hetro forum in the world... Where's Pinky?

 


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 23:02:22
Bushwacked!



Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 23:03:26
and maybe if it was a tv show it would be the "long way around"! Hellllooooo ladies! :)


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: adje on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 16:20:24
"Whale Rider"-my woman's put on a bit of weight


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 16:41:42
Snatch


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 16:42:57
Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Erm.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 11:44:48
Brief Encounter

It was never going to Die Hard was it ;)

Home alone



Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Anteater on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 11:51:02
Easy Rider ? failing that The Titfield Thunderbolt !


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Spy on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 12:03:37
The orphanage

The funniest one so far imo.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: spacey on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 12:04:47
I thought Dazzza had already won this pages back?


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Spy on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 12:12:03
With what one?


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 12:23:32
yeah dazza'a is the best so far.easily


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: nochee on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 12:42:45
Im glad that nobody has chosen 3 men and a little lady!!

What was Dazzas? I cant be arsed to look but im curious.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 13:38:04
The Mummy


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: DV on Thursday, June 4, 2009, 13:39:13
Episode IV: A New Hope...


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 5, 2009, 12:38:52
Episode IV: A New Hope...

Better than Attack of the clones I suppose


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 5, 2009, 12:40:50
The Quick and the Dead

Erm


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Doore on Friday, June 5, 2009, 12:51:24
Don't Tell Mum the Babysitter's dead...


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, June 5, 2009, 12:52:04
Spanking the monkey

For the doubters - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111252/


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 5, 2009, 12:55:09
coffee and cigarettes


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 5, 2009, 12:55:24
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150052/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150052/)


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Arriba on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:06:26
splash


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: DV on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:13:02
Better than Attack of the clones I suppose

...or no hope!


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:15:34
Unforgiven


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: caveman on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:25:43
my best friends girl


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Arriba on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:29:49
the silence of the lambs


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:37:55
Carry On Up The Khyber


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Spy on Friday, June 5, 2009, 13:39:50
the silence of the lambs

thats a pretty good one. :D


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: pauld on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 05:53:48
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150052/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150052/)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075845/


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: herthab on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 06:12:23
Pee Wee's Big Adventure


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 12:24:44
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Water sports man then Herthab?


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: leefer on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 12:29:32
Carry On Up The Khyber

Whats a curry house got to do with it.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 15:15:31
Schlinders list. Into kinky shit we are


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 15:23:38
À bout de souffle


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 19:32:46

On the Waterfront.


Title: Re: If your sex life was a film title
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, June 6, 2009, 19:47:44
Honey I Shrunk The Kids.