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Been one of 'those' weeks for me.

Ah well, it is Friday though which means that as soon as I finish work (and I may make it an early one) I get to bowl into the pub around the corner and embark upon a mission of drinking copious amounts of tiger beer.... fan-fucking-tastic.

This is one of those threads that has no particular point to it, I'm just looking forward to the week ending.

Skaramoosh, Skaramoosh can you do the Fandango?

i have a weekend off. 20-20 sussex v hampshire tonight, followed by northern soul do in brighton. tomorrow beach all day, followed by trip to canterbury for 20-20 v kent sunday.

I am working watching the sun outside my window :(

Out for dinner tonight, then going to Manchester for the weekend.

I finish work at 4. I will then drive to Torquay, where I will be spending the weekend with my new bird.

Life is good!

I saw you had a new bird you sly ol dog you :D

Should be a nice weekend, don't embarass yourself by burning your head :D

Too late for that Luci!

She's mint, the same age as me, so she's a bit saggy and wrinkly, but I'm no oil painting either!!

Steve you are such a fucking charmer! :)

hahaha - same age - bet thats a shock!

Where did you meet?  I'm intrigued now!  I hate having to rely on Facebook for this information :D

Friday is it? Nice. I slept sitting up. Too much drink. Back hurts. Going back to sleep.

She's a mate of a mate. She saw my picture on facebook and told him she liked the look of me.

She's a bit 'special'!

Just got back from work and im bloody tired! might have a kip then have a nice round in the sunshine!

I know mate. Old School, innit?

Or your moobs ;)

You moved on quick Im liking your style - straight back on the horse! ;)

I dont really have any plans - oh Im having my eyelashes permed ready for holiday tomorrow and working Sunday - ooooh cant wait to boil to death on poolside

That's not a nice thing to say about hetha's new g/f

I have a cold and feel like crap. Didn't think I could get away with my third work at home day in a row so I came to the office to spread my germs.

Pub lunch at 1pm is about all I have to look forward to this weekend, my take home pay was shocking so a weekend in may not be so bad. Still, I might actually get some studying done, so it's not all bad.

Sun is shining here. Home after work to dump the car off and then down to the boozer to sit outside in the sun! Roll on 6pm!

Cup final tomorrow, so all day in the pub/beer garden, cannot wait, the weather's looking awesome.

Setanta don't appear to be showing the Bundesliga relegation play-off 2nd leg on Sunday, which I'm a bit annoyed with. I was at Nürnberg - 1860 last Sunday and Nürnberg were just a little bit good and was quite looking forward to watching more of the same.

All of your lives sound like mine used to be.  I will be laying turf tomorrow in the front garden tomorrow morning before switching attention to the Cup Final in the afternoon.  It's Ardiles Jnr's first Cup Final.  I think I'll put him in his Swindon top after he gets up from his early afternoon nap.

i've had a lovely week off work.played 3 rounds of golf, and kepthe mrs happy by doing some work around the house.power washed the conservatory,shaped the conifer in the front garden(would chop the fucker down if she'd let me)and was and vacumed the car.will load up on goods for tomorrows bbq later,and will get another round in at some point.

Its well sunny and exams have finished. I'm going to be chilling like a villain

Today will mostly consist of working until 5pm, then a night in with a few bevvies.

Tomorrow will consist of me getting a new phone, cutting the grass, a quick appearance at my Nan's, cup final and then a birthday meal for the wife.

Sunday will be mostly barbequeing and packing.

And I'm off to Prague on Monday.

Work tonight and tomorrow at 5, which rather ruins the weekend. Parents come back from their holiday early sunday morning so I'll have to do some tidying up before the cup final. Other than that, I will sit around in my pants, playing video games and occasionally looking for a job.

wow quote of the weekend - love it!

I can't wait, off to Butlins at Minehead for an adults only music and drinking weekend starting in about 2 hours....bring it on!

I'm going to a funeral and then out tonight, then off to Cardiff for the weekend.

Tonight i will be sculpting a moustache, tomorrow i will be sporting it around Bath. Tradition rules.

Where you staying Steve?
I got back from there yesterday.

Today I'm revising - still got two whole weeks til the end of exams. I also have a choice of 3 activities for tonight, and may daringly attempt to partake in all of them

There's currently an office dance-off going on... strange people.

Haha another Tasche Bash!

Staying at her flat mate. 10 mins walk from the beach! Sorted for the summer!! (Unless I fuck it up, which is a distinct possibility)

Will you still be in Bath tomorrow evening Mr Mulley?

Will you be bringing her to watch football? :D

Don't be silly

hahaha hence the smiley.

Ok so now you have a nice bird, if you can't make it to home games, please may I bagsy your season ticket :D

Again. Don't be silly

i vetnured into town for a few bits and bobs.fuck me there were loads of mongs and unwashed slappers all over the place.is it giro day?
the odd beauty made up for it a bit.some nice racks on view amongst penhills er finest.

Herthab We could all walk past you in front of her and be like "Hi big boy"? ;)

Arriba you do make me laugh!!  ;D

I think she'll know that's bollocks!!

I do like this time of year, when women feel the need to allow their chests to breathe  :)

You're right though...think it's the recession, it's the women who always have the hardest time, being nurturers by nature, the  stress of keeping families together falls on them.  Some of Penhill's finest have 3 or 4 kids by the time they're mid 20's and it shows.

acres of pale flesh everywhere today - Fake tan people!!!!

It's half term so no doubt half of them were kids.

I'd say Reading is usually worse for the chavvy slapper types during the week, but at weekends Swindon excels.

Charlotte, I'd pay to see you do that :D

Yep, until around 10.30ish for the last train home

hmm I might be out in Bath tomorrow night - I have to go on a girls night with some girls from work who are all single and gagging for a podge - do you have any friends that might be able to oblidge?  :D

yes. all of them. and me.

ace!!! let us know where your gonna be then!! - your mine though! ;)

Im warning you though - Sooze my boss is like 40 and like a dog on heat as her husbands just left her!! she keeps trying to rape 18 year old boys

Doesn't sound much different to any other 40-something woman.

HMMM I guess

Si shall I send her your way?

Nah, let Mulley's friends have some fun, if she's lucky she might get some double team supreme.

I dont know what that means but it sounds rude

You don't know what a double team is? You haven't lived JFW!

hmmmm well you know me!

Sounds like i'm going out tomorrow night

David I will hook you up boy!!

Make sure you don't puke on her Dave

Cause & effect?  Which came first...the husband leaving bit or the 18 year old boys?

the husband leaving her for a younger model!!!

Deal! Will you not be put off by the 'tache?  :)

Both at home sharking boys/girls half their age then?  At least they had something in common.

probably but Ill try and look past it! ;)

ooh ooh who else will be there? cardigan boy? - or that boy I called cardigan boy outside liquid that wasnt cardigan boy?

That was cardigan boy, he just protests the name! And he will be there!

OMG is Bennett going?

Oh yes...

OMG Im going to have to slip in a Tena lady!!!

Hahaha, bagsy having a go before Bennett!

OK Im not sure Bennett reciproactes the love I feel for him anyway! ;)


Oh I feel I should also warn about Ali too - Its OK - her breasts are ALWAYS hanging out like that!

I pikeyed it round the golf course today as I have no money and dont finish uni till this time next week. Beautiful.

An hour of revision then off down the common for beers and BBQ. Tomorrow is supposed to be gorgeous us well but I'll waste most of it in bed. Ditto Sunday unless I wangle some dosh.

Well I'm working tomorrow. Not really complaining tho since I volunteered to do the shift as I want the money. Will be well quiet, just surfing the net even more than usual. Shame I can't watch the first Lions game tho.

charlotte, i love you dearly. alex can have first go on your tena aqualady though....

we'll be dressed as cowboys with moustaches. i think we'll be spottable, PM me your number so i can send you filth by 4pm (if i can still text at that point)

Oooh, forgot about this. I just got back.

Ended up getting rat-arsed at Soi Cowboy and then going back to a mates to smoke meth-amphetamines, we only just missed a police drug raid as well, close one. That's my quarterly narcotics binge done with, now time to recover.

Sounds like a good night! :D I will also be doing that later but not of the crystal meth kind, the traditional british stuff.

apologies for being rubbish boys! - well actually it it was down to me and Chloe we would have so been there!! - Ali took till gone 9 to get ready!!!!!