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Anyon know of any?

Thinking about going away for a few nights next week, a bit skint though so anyone know of any?

Cheers.

 It's traditional to kip on a beach somewhere handy in or near Bormuff.

 Free  :)

What are you going away for? Don't go to London if you just want a piss up.

what sie said.torquay is great for a lads piss up weekend.plenty of b+b's and loads of women

Just taking the misses away mate.

But i'm skint.

London may not be the best place to go if you're skint...Hull is quite competitive.

I said I was skint, I didn't say she was ;)

Not really really cheap but pretty cheap is always the Travelodges, prices start at £19 per room per night, I have booked up for a room at Battersea in July (while I stay up in London for Madstock) and got that at £19 per night, the further in advance the cheaper it gets, starting at £19 anyway.

Good work, getting the bird to foot the bill...it wont last though.

Or, if you're set on going to London, try lastminute.com and book one of their top secret hotels.  You're basically guaranteed 4* with most, the only reason they aren't named is because they don't necessary want to associate themselves outright with competitive rateslooking as if they aren't good quality.

You're still looking at about 60 quid night though. 

b+b at the seaside will cost about £40 a night for the pair of you.

The roundabout underneath the M4 at Chiswick is quite good. There's a bloke there who has lived under a pallet and plastic sheet shelter for fucking years. I'm sure you could share his pitch for a fiver. Your girlfriend might not be too keen though. Only because it is a -25 star.

does that bloke still live on the central reservation in wolverhampton?
that will be cheap.that said i think he's dead now

  Finding a place to kip, when travelling etc or just out on the lash, is an art.

  Never much liked station waiting rooms...the decks of boats though are mega ace, bugger cabins.  The roll up carry mat, one of the great inventions, I've two of those yellow ones...a little battered now, but still effective.

 Sticking your tent somewhere can be fun especially if done in the dark...I like woods though, something about them.

bugger cabins?!?! the mind boggles

Uxbridge is a nice one.....on the main tube line...50 minutes or so to get into centre.

www.hoxtonhotels.com

Cheap as chips if you book early enough, 4 star city location.

Oooh, I didn't know about him. I like tramps who live on traffic islands. It's one of my life ambitions.

the mrs and i have just booked a night in a 4* hotel and she read the reviews afterwards, i think we might die

we'd deserve it as we're going down to london on the megabus. i feel dirty just typing that

Surely some of the London based TEFers could offer you both a room?  :gathering:

NEVER Read trip advisor - Im already scared to go to Rhodes!!
megabus= dumpable offence ;)

The idea is to read Trip Advisor before you book.....or am I stating the blindingly obvious?

You will be safe in my island, I've never heard of anyone getting hurt or abused in Rhodes ....

Stayed in Rhodes Town a few years ago, really good.  Avoid Faliriki (sp?) obviously, and go and see the Collossus..we missed it.

Its more the hotel than Rhodes itself!

Valley of the butterflies?

Swindon's OK as well.  On the Great Western mainline...55 minutes or so in to central London.  (See what I've done there?  Saved you the expense of staying in a hotel.  Genius.)

But i live in Calne..........

Where do i get free transport from Swindon??

Yeah.......yeah.....thats fucked ya!!

Oh, err...lock your stuff away and go to sleep pissed.  The accomodation we had in China was straight out of East Germany in 1986, one of the worst, if not the worst, place I've ever stayed.  But hey, we worked with pandas so it made up for it.