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Title: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:31:06
I always watch the eurovision..think i learnt more from it then any school lesson on various countrys..Serbias looked pretty good!..not sure if it got to the final..will find out later...who loves it,hates it or is watching it regardless?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Devon Nige on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:33:44
Leefer i love your posts,but this is one i wont be joining in with,i would rather sweep the middle lane of the M4


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:34:19
Spoilsport.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Devon Nige on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:40:31
Sorry mate,but keep us up to date with the scores.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:45:14
You're on your own there, leefer.  I would sooner paint my gonads with honey and then taunt the occupants of the nearest beehive (whilst simultaneously declaring my undying allegiance to Franchise FC).

Failing that, I would have to join Nige on the middle lane of the M4.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:49:54
You're on your own there, leefer.

Too right Ardiles, It clashes with Britain's Got Talent! Ahem..


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:51:30
 When my kids were little and getting out on a Saturday night was a bit of irregular occurrence, so I suppose mid eighties to late mid 90's, I'd often watch it.  I'm not a fan of Wogan, but he did a brilliant job with this.  I eventually decided that listening to the songs was a bit gruelling, so tended just to watch the voting.

 A bird I lived with for a few years in the 70's, had a sister who was married to a fella who sang our entry...I think he got nil point.  The fella's stage was name Maynard Williams, the son of Bill Maynard, who I met a few times at family bashes that sort of thing..


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Devon Nige on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:52:15
You're on your own there, leefer.  I would sooner paint my gonads with honey and then taunt the occupants of the nearest beehive (whilst simultaneously declaring my undying allegiance to Franchise FC).

Failing that, I would have to join Nige on the middle lane of the M4.
Great quote Ardiles im laughing my gonads off reading it,better than painting them with honey.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 17:59:17
Too right Ardiles, It clashes with Britain's Got Talent! Ahem..

Like it.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:08:24
Shame I cant drink tonight.
As always the pub has a fancy dress party for EuroFIx ... its a great evening, no one listens to the songs, just the results.

Who cares who wins, I've drawn out Russia in the sweep, are they still in?



Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:13:22
My missus is watching this i was going to join devon nige but i am now looking forward to turning it over at 10 for match of the day. She dont know yet


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:16:50
Why isn't Terry Wogan doing it?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Rich Pullen on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:18:46
Got annoyed with the voting system!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:20:40
He was not allowed in the eastern block because he took the piss, good old Terry.

Janet and John stories would sum up EuroFix.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:21:41
Got annoyed with the voting system!
Oh hardly suprising! And Israel are hadly European! What the hell are they doing on it! God I don't evn know why I'm watching it! It's annoying me already.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Bob's Orange on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:22:02
Why isn't Terry Wogan doing it?

Who is doing it now?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 19:24:28
Terry Wogan was the only thing worth watching for. I may be a bit of an old fart but some of his comments were far more amusing than the likes of Ross, Brand etc could come up with. Graham Norton is shit. I had to go to an awards ceremony in London that he was hosting - my god he was cack.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:17:31
i'm staggered to believe that people actually waste time watching that utter shite


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: ron dodgers on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:19:47
When my kids were little and getting out on a Saturday night was a bit of irregular occurrence, so I suppose mid eighties to late mid 90's, I'd often watch it.  I'm not a fan of Wogan, but he did a brilliant job with this.  I eventually decided that listening to the songs was a bit gruelling, so tended just to watch the voting.

 A bird I lived with for a few years in the 70's, had a sister who was married to a fella who sang our entry...I think he got nil point.  The fella's stage was name Maynard Williams, the son of Bill Maynard, who I met a few times at family bashes that sort of thing..

super ... smashing ... great - a pint of cooking please Raymond


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: larwood on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:20:03
Ha ha.Germanys effort is amazing!The baconfoil trousers suited him so well.

They are so going to win.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: larwood on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:25:24
Albanian glitter ball gimp suit ahoy!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:29:47
This penis form Norway does need a slap.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:32:52
I've just noticed no Ireland? Why is that? Did they not qualify or something?I always thought they were automatically guaranteed a place like us?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:33:54
VOTE UKRAINE!!!!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:38:18
Surely some music channel will take up Ukraine's effort?

I mean, a boobed jobbed granny in suspenders in a hamster wheel, surrounded by porn gladiators, who then plays the drums whilst being dragged across the stage?

THE GREATEST MUSIC TELEVISION EVER!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:38:32
EUROvision > REvision. Therefore I am watching it.
I actually find it quite entertaining, not necessarily for the quality of the music but its a good laugh. The quality has actually been better (or less bad...) than last year. Don't really care who wins, but if that Norwegian bloke wins I'll be disappointed!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:44:49
Fuck me. Eminem singin for Finland.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:46:01
I hate to say it but its actually a catch tune minus his rap of course.  :-[


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:47:33
You start to wonder if Russia is using its nuclear stockpile on the pyrotechnics of this thing.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:48:52
Is it me or does the Spanish girl looks like Sarah from girls aloud?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:50:10
Take me, shake me............plenty would.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:52:33
Predictions..............

I'm going for Bos & Herts


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:55:41
Yo dude - forgot this was on

I was watching bring it on for the millionth time "spirt fingers"  :-[

I think the girl singing for us has an annoying voice


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:56:03
Finland or Norway...


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:56:48
Yo dude - forgot this was on

I was watching bring it on for the millionth time "spirt fingers"  :-[

I think the girl singing for us has an annoying voice
I LOVE that film!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:57:14
2 choices..........1/2 odds


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: larwood on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 20:59:03
If there is any justice Ukraine will win just for giving me the biggest laugh i've had in ages.Plus it would upset the russians.

We stand no chance.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Chubbs on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:00:43
since when is the eurovision up to the public vote?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:01:18
I think they are trying to make it a more level playing field??


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:05:38
i've watched it all for the first time ever.

the albanian gimp suit guy was hilarious, ukraine was disturbing...



   
Gå Norge! :D


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:07:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJdQESnyu4


wiiiiiiiiner


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:07:52
Romania please!....think Iceland will win it though.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:10:47
I LOVE that film!

Me too - Eliza Dushku =  :nod:


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:14:57
I voted for Iceland. Well, I made my flatmate do it. The phone's not in reaching distance of the sofa!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:15:19
what the fuck is this? a wet t-shirt competition?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: grubby on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:17:08
That was weird


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:18:48
10 points? What?!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:22:00
can you guess that the guy who performed norway's song is from belarus?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: swindon_chick on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:22:28
Woop 2nd! Thats probs the highest we'll be


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:29:49
sonic you disapoint me.a man with your vast musical taste lowering yourself to such poor fayre.
match of the day is on for christs sake man.:)


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:33:12
it's not on in norway!

speaking of which, norway are going to win this by fucking miles. it's syttende mai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Constitution_Day) so it'll be celebrations galore


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:34:35
Me too - Eliza Dushku =  :nod:

Hands off loud voice snowboard man......

[New show Sci-Fi Tuesday btw, worth watching IMO, just for Eliza like.....]

Now whats happening in Eurovision (not watching)


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:37:58
Hands off loud voice snowboard man......

[New show Sci-Fi Tuesday btw, worth watching IMO, just for Eliza like.....]

Now whats happening in Eurovision (not watching)
We're doing ok, in 5th at the moment with 67. Norway are running away with it.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:40:55
Norse thieves.....I wasn't interested really.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:45:33
12 points from Greece. How kind!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 21:48:55
Hands off loud voice snowboard man......

[New show Sci-Fi Tuesday btw, worth watching IMO, just for Eliza like.....]

Now whats happening in Eurovision (not watching)

I'll fight you for her...


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, May 17, 2009, 00:24:11
Since when do we get points for this? Never have done in recent years!


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, May 17, 2009, 01:24:05
it's not on in norway!

speaking of which, norway are going to win this by fucking miles. it's syttende mai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Constitution_Day) so it'll be celebrations galore

Is it a coincidence that SY emigrates to Norway and they trouser their first ESC, since Morten Harket's cheekbones?


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, May 17, 2009, 05:15:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: herthab on Sunday, May 17, 2009, 06:59:39
Father Ted's effort for Eurobore is the greatest ever.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: larwood on Sunday, May 17, 2009, 09:02:14
Father Ted's effort for Eurobore is the greatest ever.
That is so true  8)

Have to say for laugh out loud moments i did enjoy it last night.Hugely amusing.


Title: Re: A bottle of red and nil pwah for uk.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Sunday, May 17, 2009, 09:33:11
what about the high life's effort, "piff, paff, poff" ???