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I've just spent some considerable time (and a full 9 rolls of cling film) wrapping my flatmates' each and every item in the kitchen very very thickly and as tight as possible.

Any ideas for some more... he'll hit back soon, it's sort of a war of attrition going on till the end of term.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsE4qEfEfO4

This is pure genius for any cruel brother to or son to attack the woman in the house with.

does said mate drive?

if so take the fan covers off in his car and fill them with the bits out of the hole puncher.
make sure there are are a tone of them.

put them inside and then put covers back on.

turn fan onto full and to blow out of those fans.
next time he turns his engine on it'll all blow out overywhere.

have seen this done with excellent effect

That bird in that video is fit.

Successes of mine.

Sausage up exhaust pipe.
Prawns in suit pocket in wardrobe
Prawns sellotaped to radiator in bedroom
Fish in car manifold.
Watercress seed on carpet

No i haven't got a fish thing!

Cover the toilet with clingfilm, and put the seat down. Will work better if the first person to use the toilet is drunk

Put an egg in his pillow case

On their PC/Mac take a screengrab of their normal desktop (remember to put the mouse off screen). Now make it their wallpaper and put all the real icons in a newly made but unimportant folder (you can make a fake wastebasket if you want) and stick all the real desktop items in there.

Shit in his handbag

piss on his skin

Stab him

Spill coke over his coursework.

Wait until he's alseep and then bum him.








Sorry been listening to too much Richard Herring.

How about an exploding egg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8051673.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8051673.stm)

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sew up the bottoms of his trouser legs

Put his mobile number in one of the desperate and dateless columns...or advertise him for sexual services

sign him up for some tena for men samples

Wait until drunk and asleep and stick a bar of dairy milk between his bum cheeks, that one always works well.

Wank into his hair

leave this on his computer

smouch.net/lol

Disembowel him with spears.

When he's had a few too many/passed out, use a pen to insert a condom up his arse, remove the pen and wait for him to wake up.

My mate was so embarrassed about what he thought had happened he didn't mention it for about two weeks.

Did this actually happen?? You made your mate think he might have been gay raped and he couldn't talk about it for weeks???

Or maybe he thought he could have been up for it when pissed and had some barely buried raging homosexual urges?

Im more concerned they touched each others bums

It did happen but I didn't have a, er, hands-on role.

No you used your cock instead didn't you. Touching another mans bum would be gross.

Did you work it out with a pencil Sussex ?