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Title: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, March 20, 2009, 15:54:49 Monday; Stayed in Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday; Stayed in got fucked by dad. Wednesday; Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style. Thursday; Stayed in, Dad wanked on my face. Friday; Stayed in, Dad pounded my ass. Saturday; Stayed in, Dad fisted me, really humiliating. Sunday; Went to see Oxford United in the conference. Wish I'd stayed in. Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, March 20, 2009, 15:55:40 On a plus side, I hear its goign to be a best cellar
Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, March 20, 2009, 16:13:58 I heard Josef has been sentenced to community service.
He's going to teach the McCann's how to lock a fucking door. Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, March 20, 2009, 16:31:34 I don't know whether to laugh or cringe.
Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, March 20, 2009, 16:59:38 i'd laugh if they were funny.
Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, March 20, 2009, 17:04:22 Another "joke" I heard today...
FOR SALE: Natasha Richardson's Ski Helmet - As new, Never worn! :unsure: Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, March 20, 2009, 17:07:47 at football Tuesday someone told me a Jade Goody one
What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress - a Shuttle cock! Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: Power to people on Friday, March 20, 2009, 17:32:58 I heard a Jade Goody one the other day (they are sick!)
I went to buy Jade Goody's new calendar, but it only goes up until April ! Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: FlashGordon on Friday, March 20, 2009, 23:47:50 Is it ironic that jade now looks like an egg and will be in a box by easter?
[CRINGE jst putting it on as i got told it today] Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 22, 2009, 22:05:18 Elizabeth Fritzl made her first appearance in court today. She had a full English breakfast beforehand.
Someone noticed she still had a bit of Daddies sauce round her mouth. Title: Re: Elizabeth Fritzls diary published Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, March 22, 2009, 23:20:07 Monday; Stayed in Dad came down and fucked me. That actually made me chuckle. I'm neither proud nor ashamed of that fact.Tuesday; Stayed in got fucked by dad. Wednesday; Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style. Thursday; Stayed in, Dad wanked on my face. Friday; Stayed in, Dad pounded my ass. Saturday; Stayed in, Dad fisted me, really humiliating. Sunday; Went to see Oxford United in the conference. Wish I'd stayed in. It just did. 8) |