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So wrong and good

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That looks wicked and looks as thuogh it could soak up my beer consumption. Nice on fb - I am jealous.

I feel a bit sick now. I wasn't even really that hungry.

As I'm not drinking tonight I think I might have to wash it down with a giant cup of tea.

Oh and it was worth the feeling sick because it was super nice.

Thats the spirit that got me to 20 stone - good lad. Forget the tea - what alcohol do you have? It shouold be beer then burger but the other way around is acceptable in certain circumstances.

I had to settle for toast.

You should get your own burger van ben.

I had some rather nice extra strong cheddar and crackers to soak up the ale after having an absolute ring stinger of a home made curry.

Don't try and persuade me. Had a heavy session last night and I try and be good nowadays. I had far to many consecutive drinking days last week. Got a lonely bottle of red kicking about somewhere, but if I start drinking that now I'll polish it off and want more. Also I've only got 5 cigarettes left.

Nah. definitely sticking to the tea tonight.

Do tea and red wine mix? Let me know howe you get on. Forget the cigs, they'll kil you - possibly more so than being 20 stone. 

Ahh. But smoking is cool, being 20 stone isn't. I can't be too far off though. Especially at the moment.

You should cut down on your pork life, mate, get some exercise,

Urgh. Now I've filled myself up even more with a pint of tea. I feel even more bloated and sick.

I had tapas tonight, and I'm still hungry.

Midnight burgers are the best

I want one now, but I've managed to get home.