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well.....spice of benegal just served 16 year olds beer all night and i think me and about 3 others were the only ones out of 30 not whacked out of our heads! one girl was even willing to strip randomly for money in the restaurant.

but a good night!  :D

I trust you had a whip round then? Bad manners not to.

:nono:  I bet you 4 were sat by yourselfs quietly sipping your J2Os weren't you?

Johno is drunk  :beers: fair play son!! good to see your making use of your youth, remember diamond white, its the future!

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nah im not drunk. no i didn't have j2os all night. reeves4england is somewhere in Calne nearly drunk, but i don't know where he is.

Probably copping off with that bird. What did you drink Johno? I bet it was a few John Smiths

some indian beer called Bangal or something? only 1 and a bit though. not some hard 16 year old. Reeves4england i think is sleeping in a field somewhere in Calne.

Fair play Johno....if you want to do good in the exams you need your Whits about you......its an odd thing that teh ones who seem to do good seem to go on about getting off their heads when in reality they're swotty little bleeders.

 Then get rat arsed at Christmas or something..or the odd weekend.

An improtant skill to learn, especially when you are starting A levels, is the ability to hammered out of your face AND still do well on exams. If you can learn to do that then you are sorted.

Boooo johno your such a goody 2 shoes

johno makes me look like a rebel

nah it weren't that bad sonic.

Johno, were you at the rec last night. full of littie chav kids shouting their mouths off.

Nah, i was at the indian, then went around town for a bit then came home. couldn't be bothered to stay out all night, but i think i know who the little chavs were.

johno you're such a poof. why didnt you get hammered?

I got fucking hammered last night, huzzah!

Good thing cricket's rained off, I feel like dying.

well, one problem boeta was that i didn't have the money.

Then get the others to buy you a drink you stupid nark

nah there not that generous.

Johno rules. Just say NO!

You tell 'em Uncle Bulgaria

What is there to do around town if after you came out of the indian? Surely the shops would have been shut, and it's not as if you're hard enough to go into pubs/clubs?

Just walked for about 30 minutes then got bored.  :roll:

Johno

you should be at home revising for your exams and not going out walking about for 30 minutes for no apparent reason....go and study now!

honestly  :-))(

Drinking at 16, well I never Johno.  You should have got paralytic by now and spent a night in Swindon A+E at your age.   :|

Bloody hell I feel rough now, and I've lost my phone  :(

I spent Friday night, drunkenly trying to chat up a young lady, I was wondering why she was not really answering any of my questions, then I discovered she was bloody French!! My french vocabulary stretches to what is your name, age, where are you from. In the end I got bored so I had to leave Marie from Bordeaux and pull some drunken wench from my work instead!!

It's all good! :wink:

drunken saturday for me, got to cheltenham to watch the facup final. in the union for 1.30, and a great deal of 12 pints for £15, need i say more  :D

In town on a friday, this nightclub called Establishment has an after work happy hour that has all drinks £1 until 9pm. The price is then increased to an outrageous £1.50 until midnight!  :beers:

disgrace!! i hope you had a word with the manager!

we don't have anything like that in newbury, lucky to get sub £2 for a drink of anything

I got a bit drunk yesterday.Now the odd thing is we won 98 quid on 2 bandits and I already had 30 quid on me but I seem to have woken up with 2.50 :?
My dog has a giant bone I think I may have bought him,though where from I have no idea.

Edinburgh is fairly expensive really. £2.85 for a pint of Carlsberg is the norm and in the more trendier places you can pay up to £3.50 for a Stella. Needless to say, these clubs on fridays with the dirt cheap drinks are fairly crap!

Is your name Paul Daniels??

Now that's magic!! :soapy tit wank:

to be fair with offers like that most people are to drunk to care  8)

That my friend is why I go!!  :wink:

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what the heck is that thing?

according to the text I got from spacey, you got him insanely drunk 8) you're a bad influence.

Half a cow leg I think





I like to think so.I didnt get in until 11 I wonder where I went after Spacey left :beers:

How is it when you get drunk out of your mind, you turn into a fucking homing pigeon?

hahahha, drunken shopping is great. the more bizarre the better.