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Title: Essex
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 6, 2009, 17:35:24
Grays to be precise, what a shithole. Never seen so many teenage single mothers, which is pretty bad considering I live in Swindon.

Also never seen so many Uggs. JFW would be in Ugg heaven.

Walked to the bar and the first thing I heard was a blonde loudly telling the bloke next to her that she was too selfish for a theesome. How many types of aids can you get in six months?


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, February 6, 2009, 17:39:58
HIV, FIV, Grid.


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 6, 2009, 17:53:26
I've never heard of FIV. Bet it's better than herpies though.


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:04:32
Being a resident of Essex, it really grates with me that places like Grays, Tilbury, Purfleet, Ilford and all around there are classed as Essex at all. They're just part of East London really.

This is more what Essex is like:

[url width=370 height=277]http://www.beenthere-donethat.org.uk/images/finchingfield03.jpg[/url]

[url width=434 height=304]http://www.windmillworld.com/uk/images/thaxted.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:06:45
Went out with a girl from southend once...she was filth :)


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:09:02
Being a resident of Essex, it really grates with me that places like Grays, Tilbury, Purfleet, Ilford and all around there are classed as Essex at all. They're just part of East London really.

This is more what Essex is like:


I worked in Maldon in December and it was a nice little town. Nothing to do there either though (as to be expected).

Hopefully I will be working in places other than Grays in the future.


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:31:54
Ha, I just let a house in Maldon, every person I spoke to spekas like a wide boy


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:34:44
Ha, I just let a house in Maldon, every person I spoke to spekas like a wide boy


Takes one to know one

 ;)



Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:37:02
Oh come on mate, I like Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Actually pisse doff, was meant to be back at my mums for weekend and then up to MK for GFMs birthday, snowed off! booooo


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:46:43
Glad you pulled si


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Nemo on Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:49:17
Does Jamie Slabber still play for Grays?


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: tans on Saturday, February 7, 2009, 12:31:03
Umm Essex girls :)

Do you know Burnham on Crouch at all OST? Lived there for 5 years.


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, February 7, 2009, 16:04:41
I bet they are fake Uggs though?


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: LucienSanchez on Saturday, February 7, 2009, 16:19:34
Fake or not, I've never understood Uggs... they're hideous.


Title: Re: Essex
Post by: Batch on Saturday, February 7, 2009, 16:42:19
Fake or not, I've never understood Uggs... they're hideous.

Likewise.