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Can you buy them, rather than buying a load of roses?

Oh, and don't ask.

Rose Pettels is pretty good. My transexual porn name would be Cinnamon Dreams.

A romantic treat instore for the missus Dean? You big softie you!

To answer your question - dunno. Never seen them before (never looked, admittedly).

buy some roses and rip the petals off.

Or find a park with roses in and do the same, saves buying them!

Someone in the doghouse?!

Haha no Sussex, Ian got it right.

Oooh you kinky bugger..

if she doesn't suck you off and swallow after all the trouble you are going to, dump her!
;)

Yes you can - but there not that cheap - not being rude but its a wincy bit on the cheesy side??? maybe??

She'd love it Charlotte, I myself would say it's cheesy, but she'll like it so....

And Arriba, no worries there :D

I heard a bit of fun, where your normal porn name. was made by taking the name of your first pet and adding in the name of the first street/road where you lived.

Yeah that old one, I get something like Mickey Landsdown doing that. Much more fun to make up your own

Toby Springfield, sounds very oldish.

The second pet and second road is better 'Ben Buttercub'

gayer.

felix beech would be mine then reg

I dont think anyone would want me in thier porn film with a name like Max Bosham

Chalkie Ipswich

Benji St John  ,  at your cervix.

That's brillliant.

Mine's Goldy Piece.

Bobby Bristol. Hmmm..

Diamond Dudley.

Blue Butts :-[

Puddin' Low.

Floppy Morton

Sesame Pavenhill.

What animal was it that you named sesame out of interest?

I hope it was a massive bird.

Seems a hell alot of effort for some slap and tickle <-( 8))

and

Judy Marlborough.

It was a Jack Russell. My mum named her.

Unless you had 2 hamsters and the other was called Punch, then I'm struggling to see how you could call a pet Judy.  I can't really mock as my porn name would be Tammy Windrush.

Bruce Wiltshire

fucking judy?

Judy is a fine name for a little mongrel Doggy.

Well it was 1976, the world was Orange and Brown. I dont think a Dog called Judy is that odd in the circumstances.

i want a cat called clive

By 'cat' do you mean black man from the seventies?

yes axs, thats exactly what i meant, i want him to hang round playing a cry baby wah pedal and smoking jazz cigarettes.

Pickles Cavendish.

Although it wasn't a street i lived on but a caravan park,sure its still fits the rules :)

Was that your dog that found the World Cup ?

Didn't the dog that found the world cup strangle itself on it's self running round a tree?

Certainly choked on his lead, getting caught on a branch or something.

ahh. I'd wondered about the technicalities. Wasn't sure if it just got dizzy and just tried twisting it's head round to far.

I'm glad I could be of help on this...I can tell it's something that's been bothering you.

Bonnie Stanhope

Dylan Station.

Fuck it, I'm changing my name by deed poll.

 Max Hardcore for me....in case you're wondering Hardcore Street was by the bus station and got knocked down for offices, along with Brick Lane and Cement Street.

No it was a cat.

She disappeared when we moved  :(

Ahh poor pussy.

Destined for a career in porn, either that or there's something you've kept rather quiet about. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore

Golly...what a coincidence there's a porn star by that name  :-[