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Title: North and South Post by: leefer on Monday, February 2, 2009, 20:33:33 Travelling tips for the north and south divide...from the sun.
Travelling oop north. 1-Set your watch back at Watford Gap...25 years. 2-When it comes to windows wood is the new glass. 3-Address car park stewards as me duck,ol flower or ar kid. 4-Dont under any circumstances order lager shandy..force a bitter into the lemonade instead. 5-No warm clothing,just a t shirt all weathers with 10 B&H up the sleeve. 6-Always expect a ladle of gravy on your chips. Travelling daan south. 1-Always remortgage before the trip if buying a round. 2-Straight off M1 nip into Argos for sovereign rings and chunky gold chains. 3-No team scarf,only Burberry hats and matching scarf for full effect. 4-No eye contact at all with passengers on the tube. 5-Lager only,or posh bottle drink with citrus wedge. 6-Call blokes mate,bruv,geezer or tweakle. 7-As you walk to the stadium adopt the swagger similar to the bear in the Hoffmeister advert. Title: Re: North and South Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, February 2, 2009, 20:51:23 Hofmeister eh...this dates things a bit. Was there ever weaker piss, apart from Welsh Brewers muck?
Title: Re: North and South Post by: axs on Monday, February 2, 2009, 22:53:14 I was at a party Saturday night and there was an australian bloke drinking Fosters. Oh, how I laughed..
Title: Re: North and South Post by: suttonred on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:42:44 I dont actually remember seeing any fosters when i was in oz, lots of 4x bitter,VB and Hahn and that was about it i think.
Title: Re: North and South Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 00:17:36 Hofmeister eh...this dates things a bit. Was there ever weaker piss, apart from Welsh Brewers muck? Yeah the party seven that used to be in those big tins,by the time you got the fucker open and poured it out,it was all froth. Not one of Watney's best idea's. Title: Re: North and South Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 07:50:09 Fosters for some reason is very popular in India. I have tried to educate them and tell them that Indian beer such as Kingfisher is so much nicer.
Title: Re: North and South Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 09:49:12 I dont actually remember seeing any fosters when i was in oz, lots of 4x bitter,VB and Hahn and that was about it i think. And that rank Carlton Cold. And Toohey's. Title: Re: North and South Post by: juddie on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 10:11:21 Tooheys new: stuff of dreams.
Title: Re: North and South Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 10:16:32 Meh, nothing special.
Title: Re: North and South Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 12:17:37 Hofmeister eh...this dates things a bit. Was there ever weaker piss, apart from Welsh Brewers muck? Skol? Title: Re: North and South Post by: donkey on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 15:39:16 Tooheys new: stuff of dreams. Preferred Old myself...can't remember why now, too many years ago... Title: Re: North and South Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 15:41:19 VB always did me fine.
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