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Title: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:05:56
You decide oh wise ones





I will run this poll up until midnight then I will abide by the ways of the TEF


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:13:54
Option 2 or 3. I wouldn't bother trying to get to work tomorrow mate - my uni has already cancelled everything and is advising people not to go in. Not sure the tube will be looking any better either.
And the mad Bishop and Bear does a lovely sausage sandwich!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:16:59
What about catch the 6.30 train, try and break nozza's record without getting caught and then get pissed in the Mad Bishop.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:18:56
No contest....third choice for sure, while nursing a beer


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:33:18
In the bogs of the pub ?


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:36:36
go to work you lazy git. I live the furtherest away from my office yet I was still the first in. one of the admin team who lives a half hour walk away left a voicemail to say they couldn't make it in. Tired to phone her backing to tell her we would pay for a taxi but her phone was off. She now has a written warning on her desk for being absent without persmisson. :)


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 2, 2009, 22:13:03
I live the furtherest away from my office yet I was still the first in

So do I


and I was not only the first but the only fucker who made it


Its not big and its not clever


Its just plain fucking stupid


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, February 2, 2009, 22:15:00
Photographic evidence of Option 3 (which is looking the likely winner) is not required to claim your prize.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: spacey on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:03:05

I will run this poll up until midnight then I will abide by the ways of the TEF

There's 2 hours 15 minutes to go. A vote for boiling water is a vote for justice.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: suttonred on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:08:33
Can i change to option 4?


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Sue on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:09:44
Yes.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: barry on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:10:19
I mean yes


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: spacey on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:10:56
definitely yes


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:19:40
Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: barry on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:26:59
I'm a lyrical myrical, drive a Mercedes Benz
I love cheese and mice are my friends
You boil them, then you boil me
The message that I send
Is vote 4 and boil Fred, and now my message ends.

Peas!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:28:36
 :D


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:32:02
Ive missed you bazza hows your mum? does she ask after me?


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: barry on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:43:09
She said barry, that friend of yours called Mex
He's got a girly car and he's rubbish at the sex
The last time that I saw him I got a nasty rash
I prefer his dad cos he's got a nice moustache.

Wordsearch!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: herthab on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:46:07
I can't believe only 7 of us want the mouse murdering bastard to scald his bollocks.

Justice For Vermin!!!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:47:11
wordsearch :)


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Batch on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:51:15
Nothing wrong with mouse murdering. I go 3 this weekend with the rent-o-kill battery mouse-o-cuter from argos.  I think I got their evil leader, mouse-tse-tung. 

Not sure I'd use a kettle though. I think Fred got mice and ants mixed up.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 00:05:03
I don't know who the fuck barry is but he's my new hero. He's like Spacey, but funny.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 09:51:01
I don't know who the fuck barry is but he's my new hero. He's like Spacey, but funny.

He's a bad boy ginster wrapper


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:01:03
Fred had better not have gone to work.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:08:19
nooooooooo


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:09:09
Good lad.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:20:20
I hope he's in A+E, nursing a scalded set of bollocks.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: tans on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:26:39
I thought Bazza was dead


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:28:28
I thought Bazza was dead

They've tried a few times, but he always manages to dodge the bullets during the drive-bys.



Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: tans on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:31:04
fucking ginsta wrappers


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 11:48:52
AXS are you not at work either?? Im sat in my Pajamas eating tea and toast watching Jeremey Kyle and playing on my DS


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: tans on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 12:19:55
Im not at work, woooo


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 12:22:24
i want to watch jfw in her jim jams fiddling with her ds.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 13:48:39
My boss just rang me and said I had to come in as there is no snow in Bradford and he didnt see the problem - I told him it was snowing heavily here - which it is - he said "just take it steady"  two minutes later the MD called me and said dont come in its too dangerous!! wooooooooooo!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 14:43:02
Yes I am off work, not because of snow, took the day off for Noton game.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 15:20:41
Yes I am off work, not because of snow, took the day off for Noton game.

Me too. I'm bored now.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 15:38:30
Ive been chilling with my girl Hetty! we have nearly hoovered the whole house now!


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 16:42:28
Ive been chilling with my girl Hetty! we have nearly hoovered the whole house now!

That is in now way chilling !


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 18:54:28
Ive been chilling with my girl Hetty! we have nearly hoovered the whole house now!

If you want, you can come and chill with Hetty in my gaff.


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 19:26:11
what did your last slave die of?


Title: Re: Oh Mighty Power of the TEF
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 19:27:20
anal