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Bit quiet on here tonight.

As you may have seen in another thread, my missus has her sister and best mate round. They're all pissed and playing on SingStar. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Although with any luck I'll get a bit of 4 way action later :grouphug: ;D

 

Then afterwards you can go for your free chlamydia screening.

Hahaha. Yeah.

them bollocks empty yet samdy?

I'm in my flat. On my own. Quite sad really! Mind you, I have stacks of work to get through tomorrow and a book to read and return all the way to the library by about midday, so it's for the best that I have a quiet night!

I lazed about getting drunk on my own.

Ive worked way to much lately and being at home rules!

I've been to the Vic and dancing downstairs with a geezer who looked like Jimmy Saville.

Now then now then.

I got drunk and went to the club night and then got sad and sent depresseive text and then threw a slipper through someones window to cheer myself up.

sad times :(

Poor Dave :(

Did the slipper actually penetrate the glass?

the window was open


mwwaaaahahahahahahahaha

That's mental

Whose slipper was it?

Actually don't answer that.

Who did you send drunken texts to?

I have great discipline and will power and rarely, if ever, make this error. :)

it was a housemates slippper, oh the hilarity!

The sms was sent to a possible female interest, and i may regret it. And now there are security people in my crib and they dont suspect a thing, the perfect crime woooopeeee

If I were you, in your situation, I would take a scattergun approach to sharking girls.

If you throw enough shit, sooner or later some of it will stick :)

What is she like anyway?

Incidentally, I don't suppose anyone saw 'Total Wipeout' earlier? I'm keen to learn if anyone made it across the 4 big red balls tonight. I don't believe it has been achieved yet.

I can't see that ever happening...

Shes a very nice person to be quite frankly hoinest. with a big forehead.

I did not see total wipeout,and i do not belive that feat was acehieved either i am afraid. otherwise my enteborrang would have tingled.

Did she reply to your message, or did you get custard-pied?

I don't think the obstacle will be cleared either, but I hope to be surprised.

fucking lightweights, last post ten to three!! putting you young uns to shame, i would like to thank jess from auckland for a rather splendid evening, vodka is lush.

right time for bed

Two people made it across the balls on Total Wipeout. A girl did it and then the woman right after her. Sadly it seems it takes so long to get across its worth just falling off, gives you a better time.

total wipeout is ace, i wanna try and get on it

I got absoultely smashed, had mates down for the weekend so been on it since Friday lunchtime. Knackered.

Must have got sacked off by at least 10 birds in Liquid last night, terrible. However JLS (X-factor?) were in there and I got some abuse in.

I went to bed at about 9am, you must be getting old.

true, well im off out again now fred wesley Live, sunday is the new saturday.

Im working with a band called Chiodos in Newport.  No idea whats going on, and my haircut isnt angular enough to be here, but there is a fabulously slutty looking chinese girl taking my mind off of it!

yeah me too - I watched it for the first time Sat - Isnt is shot somewhere really hot and sunny too?

Yeah. Guilford.

not its not its like Argentena or summit???

Where's that whoosh smiley gone?

This one will do :cunt:

what? I hoped that wasnt aimed at me Samuel??????????