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Just finished my last exam, off till Feb 9th. Beautiful! An hours sleep, then down to Walkabout to get right on it. Popping into Stanners every half an hour for a punt one suspects.

I am very fucking cheerful at the moment. I just thought I'd share my rare moment of goodwill with you ... I hope everyone's having an enjoyable and prosperous day :)

i remember that January moment when semester 1 finished.

What a fucking great day.

I seem to remember getting a cab out to watch eastbourne borough's game that night and only seeing one goal in a 5-1 victory.

enjoy it bud.

Congratulations!

But why Walkabout?  We spend enough time on here deriding plastic football clubs (like Reading), so why then go and drink in a plastic pub?  (In fact, scrub that.  Walkabout is more of a drinking shed.)

You're free...so find yourself a proper pub!

Because he's a student and in Walkabout he can get a pint of watered down piss for about 6p.

Not to mention it's proximity to several bookmakers and other drinking establishments, and giant burgers. Here we go.... apologies in advance for any drunken ranting later

I look forward to it Dave. Try not to go putting holes in walls and losing your memory tonight. Drugs are bad.

Grrrrrrrr

Aux contraire, i would like Dave to got up to more mischief...

I've been finished since friday, till the ninth - exam period, but not once in 3 years have I had an exam in this period  8)

Make sure you wear a hat dave

I've got exams next Monday and Tuesday, including a mouth-watering 2 hour exam in Public Affairs...Can't wait till this time next week mind!

You're not going all Matt Stevens again are you?  Go careful out there!

Time off in January?

Never happened in my day, 3 weeks off at Christmas, exams when you come back - 9 three-hour ones in a week and then back to 37 hours of lectures the following week.

Fucking part-timers.

if you've located your wallet and phone since your last outing make sure you attach them to your person dave!

Well you did a proper subject (can't remember which one now, but I know it was a sciency one). With things like History you just read a lot of books.

 Stevens plays for Bath...I'm not sure we wont his type using the STFC changing rooms, never know what he might leave around for our lot to pick up.

University courses in book reading shock :)

 If fB got on and finished making a time machine, it would make doing History degrees infinitely more interesting.

I didn't buy one book for my course, or ever get one out the library.

A practical History exam, that would be interesting.

There's no books on building time machines. Until I write one.

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gay.

What's a library?

that pauld has nicked my ideas.

A place to meet girls.

  Fucking plagarist

 You're right there... I met Larwood in one.

My lecturer was telling me once how the department was having huge problems with this family who were furious that they had accused their darling daughter of being a plagarist.

The lass had copy and pasted an article, printed it out, submitted it - but failed to delete some advertisments that was on the webpage. She denied it. She eventually got kicked out or quit, certainly didn't complete the degree.

I got busted for plagiarism once. Just gave me zero for the bit of work and told me not to get caught again.

Good times. Bit worrying going to the meeting with my mate, everyone told us we were definitely going to get kicked out. We celebrated that night.

N'ah they'll always give the benefit of the doubt, it's all about money and stats at uni.

Yeah. They didn't give a shit. Was only first year too.

Didn't really make a lot of difference in the long term.

 You're such expert fB, that you can spell it properly, which is more than Pullen and I.

Shame on us.

Fools.

That's because I'd never dream of nicking other peoples work, to get  degrees and stuff.

By 2010 I'll be a Master of the Arts... Which, I understand is the modern equivilant of being a Wizard... Right?

Just a conjuror of cheap tricks.

I'll take it.

 I'm a Master o fArts as well

  :)
Haven't seen you in there for a while though Reg  :(

I had a disaster returning some books to the new library.

Disappointing, Reg  (and you Pullen).

 I'm a slow reader..

The equivalent of a wizard who can't 'spell' ?

I've neville been the swotty type..I noticed at my school, they seldom pulled birds and got beaten up, neither of which had much appeal.

I however, apologise profusely.

As Reg would write - it'll "neville" happen again*

* It probably will.

Oh dear.Got to remember to put the books back one at a time Ben  :)

The pop up bits probably got stuck in the machine.

It wasn't that. I put the three I had in one at a time, but it kept demanding more. I was worried that this hungry machine might eat me if I didn't feed it, so I gave it my shoes. It still wanted more. My hat went in, my coat, my jeans; soon I was left naked; fearful of the ravenous robotic monster that I had awakened.

Not a good day.

Laugh out loud genius.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That split my lip you cunt.

I've seen the magic that happens behind the robot. It's a woman who stacks them on a trolley.

Oh shit oh shit.... Bed time.

poo get's deposited in the toilet, not the bed dave

Stay away from the airing cupboard!

This reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago.

An old Army mate got in touch with me on Facebook and asked me if I remembered 'The Biscuit Tin' incident.

When I was 17, I went up to Sutton Coldfield to spend a couple of days at the selection centre there. The first night we all went to the NAAFI bar and I got off my face. In the middle of the night, I got up and went across to the bed adjacent to mine and started to piss all over this blokes bedside chest. What made it worse was that he had a biscuit tin on it. Not only did the noise wake everyone else up, but loads of piss was ending up on the head of the unlucky bastard that was in the bed, bad when his head was turned away, even worse when he turned round to see what was going on.........

Hahahaha, sadly no blackout to report, although my flatmate Jack has one of those massive sling-shot wotsits, we fired half a Dominoes pepporoni feast and a number of potatoes at next doors door, which resulted in a waterfight at about 5.30am. During which I slipped and smashed my nut on a fire extinguisher.... no doubt the reason behind my headache.