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Right, woke up this morning with a screaming head, but something wasn't quite right. As I sort of came round to my senses it occurred to me that I wasn't in my bed, or any bed, but curled up in our flats fucking airing cupboard, with wet jeans (which, tbh with you townend, I'm working on the theory that it was my own piss).

So I dive in the shower, go to the kitchen and the room goes quiet when I come in. My mate Smithy breaks said silence by saying "shit, are you ok mate, we had no idea where you were... the last we saw of you was when you broke the wall outside!" So I stick my head out of the door and sure enough there's a 2 foot chunk of plasterboard missing. Contemplating this is interupted by the realisation I have no phone or wallet about myself and searches have thus far proved fruitless. I've also got a swollen wrist and a black eye.

I have absolutely no idea what went on, OK so it's really as actioned packed as Walrus' tales cos I can't remember shit all... anyone have any idea as to why someone might have a total blackout, I've never had that before??

Ease up on the drinking.

did you take any illegal substances?

Yes but it's not exactly the first time.

This is quite clearly not an option nor an answer.

what did you consume? if you mix drugs and booze then expect to have no memory from time to time.

Uncle Charles came to visit but I've been absolutely battered when I've been down that route before and still woken up in the right place with half an idea as to why I'm hanging

that would explain the violence then. charlie does inflate the ego somewhat.

Could of been date rape. Is your ass sore i reckon you was bummed

It happens.i woke up in a field across from my house covered in dew with my clothes neatly folded up next to me.If id been at home id never have folded my clothes up...

It all seems to be intact but I will bend over in front of the mirror to be sure. Cheers DRS.

dont take drugs and dont drink to excess

Ask one of your flatmates to have a look,just to see what they say  :D

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 Back about September time, mate mid 40's, fairly steady geezer was telling, me about how he'd been on the lash, gone back to a bird's house, she was just a work friend...next thing he remembers was waking up outside one of the sheds down Rushey Platt off Wooton Bassett Road.

He was convinced he'd been slipped something, as nothing like it had happened to him before..he sought my advice, as someone who's got wasted down the years, had anything like it happened to me.

 It hasn't.

Maybe you had some bad quality drugs?  Or a previously mentioned you could have had your drink spiked? That's proper scary when that happens....

I used to regularly have 'black outs' when I was young and a bit of a twat.

You'll grow out of it dave, I haven't had an episode since last year....

Sounds like you had a good night to me!

It's pretty obvious you just had too much alcohol. Happy days.

lightweight. once after a night at level 3 i remember getting a burger at the bottom of vic hill, i lived in old town at the time, woke up in a field outside salisbury, no idea how i got there.

A few months ago, on a works night out at a rural hotel, i refused the chance of a taxi home insisting that i'd walk, it was only about three miles, and i left at midnight, 5.30 in the morning i turn up home, trousers undone, scuffed knees and face, and no explanation on how this happended to my mightily pissed off girlfriend, i often wonder what adventures I embarked upon that night......

I also didn't think students could afford to do charlie.

It sounds like you were abducted by Spacey, Red Socks.

I can't really, I'm very skint.

its all about priorites.

As three wise men once said:

Drugs get you through times of no money better than money gets you through times of no drugs

students generally dont get decent drugs.(if they buy from fellow students)most of the time it's heavily cut.could have had a bit of ketemin in the coke as that stuff creates a buzz and causes memory loss.
not saying thats what happend to you dmr, but it's a possibilty.

Get em in - yer ketamin - it causes time travel too, its all coming back to me - i'm going for a lie down

ketemin is ace if that what you know your having.like walking on sponge i found.had a fucking mental night at the old eclipse club in coventry with a load of mates all on it years ago.

Its not for the feint hearted that's for sure - think i'd pass these days but some great memories  ;D

ditto

I thought complete memory loss after 8pm the night before when on the lash was standard?  Clearly I have some issues to address if it is not.  A fair proprtion of nights seem to skip from the 2nd pub to waking at 6.30am the next morning glancing around to confirm location.

I remmember after Jills away last season, pub around Paddington, a very good mate wasnt talking but instead barking like a rabid dog. No speaking, just barking. I was well worried and we all made sure he got home alright because we thought his drink had been spiked.

Next morning I told my house mate and he said 'yeah? he was doing that last saturday as well'.

Pretty much with you there. I used to think memory loss was standard. I think the weekly binges resulted in at least a 1 in 3 blackout rate, but until the last year i've drank spirits exclusively for nearly 10 years. Now i'm back on the beer though, things have righted themselves. Besides, my homing skills are second to none and no harm has ever come of me.

I do have a friend who has woken up nude in strange places a few times and always provides incredible tales. One of my mates also woke up in the centre reservation of the A419, up by Toy-R-Us, a few years ago and he didn't live anywhere near there.

I don't remember much of mid 2002 - mid 2004. mid 05 - mid 06 is similarly missing bits.