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Title: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 00:59:09
The question that has troubled mankind for millenia. Would you rather have sex with:

A recently deceased but still warm woman OR
A live chicken.

I put it to you, oh wise members of the TEF, to put forward your answers to this age old question.

For the record, i'd go with the necraphillia


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:02:52
Is there anything stopping me from doing both?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:06:43
That would be sick


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:07:41
Never dreamed of the live chicken, recently deceased but still warm woman 3-way? Are you gay?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: juddie on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:11:26
fussy goes without.


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:12:33
Never dreamed of the live chicken, recently deceased but still warm woman 3-way? Are you gay?

I had never thought of that no. now you mention it though...

fussy goes without.

Noo, you have to choose


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:22:55
How would this woman have died?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 01:28:52
A disease that will have no negative effects on you


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 05:25:41
Is it a sexy chicken?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 07:15:45
Is it a male or female chicken and how warm is the woman? Can I sprinkle either with sage first? Important questions need answering here Dave.


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Berniman on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:36:28
What about a recently deceased but still warm chicken?

I think i'll pass on both but a live woman dressed in a chicken outfit is a different thing altogether!


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: overthehill on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:52:01
Is it a male or female chicken?

?????????????


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: herthab on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:54:45
What a cock(erel)


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:59:29
Is it a male or female chicken and how warm is the woman? Can I sprinkle either with sage first? Important questions need answering here Dave.

You having a blonde moment Sussex?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:34:21
Oh balls. In my defence it was quite early when I posted it. Sage question still needs answering though.  :)


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 12:10:03
She can be covered with any herbs or condiments you choose


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: axs on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 12:14:17
Including magical herbs that revive her?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 12:15:25
No, she must be deceased at the point of penetration


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: leefer on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 12:18:16
It brings a whole new thaught process for the word Stiffy....its a disgusting thread.


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 12:40:24
Onion salt and jamaican jerk are a go-er then! What time does she cool down?


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 13:08:37
Time is not an issue. Though the act must proceed within 10 minutes of death


Title: Re: Age old question
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 17:35:57
Is it a sexy chicken?

this made me laugh. as did pilkington's face.