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Title: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:42:21 The question that has troubled mankind for millenia. Would you rather have sex with:
A recently deceased but still warm woman OR A live chicken. I put it to you, oh wise members of the TEF, to put forward your answers to this age old question. For the record, i'd go with the necraphillia Title: Re: Age old question Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:46:04 Is there anything stopping me from doing both?
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:49:55 That would be sick
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:50:53 Never dreamed of the live chicken, recently deceased but still warm woman 3-way? Are you gay?
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: juddie on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:54:38 fussy goes without.
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:55:45 Never dreamed of the live chicken, recently deceased but still warm woman 3-way? Are you gay? I had never thought of that no. now you mention it though... fussy goes without. Noo, you have to choose Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 00:06:07 How would this woman have died?
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 00:12:04 A disease that will have no negative effects on you
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 04:08:53 Is it a sexy chicken?
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 05:58:57 Is it a male or female chicken and how warm is the woman? Can I sprinkle either with sage first? Important questions need answering here Dave.
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Berniman on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:19:40 What about a recently deceased but still warm chicken?
I think i'll pass on both but a live woman dressed in a chicken outfit is a different thing altogether! Title: Re: Age old question Post by: overthehill on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:35:13 Is it a male or female chicken? ????????????? Title: Re: Age old question Post by: herthab on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:37:57 What a cock(erel)
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:42:41 Is it a male or female chicken and how warm is the woman? Can I sprinkle either with sage first? Important questions need answering here Dave. You having a blonde moment Sussex? Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:17:33 Oh balls. In my defence it was quite early when I posted it. Sage question still needs answering though. :)
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:53:15 She can be covered with any herbs or condiments you choose
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: axs on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:57:29 Including magical herbs that revive her?
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:58:37 No, she must be deceased at the point of penetration
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: leefer on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:01:28 It brings a whole new thaught process for the word Stiffy....its a disgusting thread.
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:23:36 Onion salt and jamaican jerk are a go-er then! What time does she cool down?
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:51:49 Time is not an issue. Though the act must proceed within 10 minutes of death
Title: Re: Age old question Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 16:19:09 Is it a sexy chicken? this made me laugh. as did pilkington's face. |