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Title: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 11:17:12
Fucking ice! Fell of my push bike this morning on my way to work. Going down a hill round a corner slipped on a patch of ice bike went one way I the other landed on my arse and carried on sliding down the hill which hurt. Now have a sore back and arse!!!!  :bye: :bye:


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 11:30:12
I'm surprise your not making a claim some how?


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:24:03
Fucking ice! Fell of my push bike this morning on my way to work. Going down a hill round a corner slipped on a patch of ice bike went one way I the other landed on my arse and carried on sliding down the hill which hurt. Now have a sore back and arse!!!!  :bye: :bye:
So now you know how Don Rogers Shop felt!!


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Girlslikefootballtoo on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:28:55
Fucking ice! Fell of my push bike this morning on my way to work. Going down a hill round a corner slipped on a patch of ice bike went one way I the other landed on my arse and carried on sliding down the hill which hurt. Now have a sore back and arse!!!!  :bye: :bye:

I did the same years ago and snapped my crutiate!


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:34:59
I did the same years ago and snapped my Banjo !


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:37:31
DRS did it recently and snapped the pavement!



Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:49:31
Fat cunt


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 14:35:38
DRS did it recently and snapped the pavement!



Made me giggle.


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Girlslikefootballtoo on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 09:25:32
How's the banjo now then Fred?


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 09:31:08
How's the banjo now then Fred?
Probably still playing the same old tune!


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:04:13
How's the banjo now then Fred?

He put an overinflated claim in for a new instrument.

That's right, Fred's on the fiddle.


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:06:10
Many a good tune are played on an old fiddle


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:09:10
Many a good tune are played on an old fiddle

Only if you pluck it properly!


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:20:11
When you get to my age they can pluck it any way they fucking want !


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:22:55
When you get to my age they can pluck it any way they fucking want !

You are a whipper-snapper compared to me.

I need to warm up and warm down before my plucker works.


Title: Re: Ice, bike, Fall, Sore Arse!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 14:46:58
you obviously need Marshy's help then Dell