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Anybody do it? Seems like I had quite an episode last night. I rarely do it but it's always after a night on the sauce if I do.

Nope.

My brother used to live on Manchester Rd and slept walked naked into the street and locked himself out once.He woke up and had to cover himself up with a bin bag and ring my Mum reverse charges to pick him up from a phone box  :D


Does your episdoe beat that?

If i get really drunk i wake up and sleep in the bath. Or my brothers bed. Its not a permanent thing though

Edit - yeovils was way better though

I didn't do anything terribly exciting, although I did manage to piss all over the floor outside the bathroom. Why I didn't just go in there and use the toilet is anyone's guess. Apparently I kept getting out of bed, standing up and then getting back into the bed which would make it the longest incident known to me.

I don't think I've ever done anything too crazy. My cousins used to do it an awful lot. I wonder if they still do. They'd always do more exciting things like wander around naked.

Sleeping in the first place would be good thanks...

I've a few mates who have 'history' in this department, one was staying at mine and wandered into my folks room and opened the curtains in his boxers - my folks woke up, not too bad...

His brother was found naked in his inlaws wardrobe a couple of years ago which is slightly worse.

I did it once when I was about 7.

Right now I'm wide awake drinking rum, straight.  Yummy!

one of my ex-girlfriends used to sleepwalk, really weird when u think about it, never wake them up, i had to sort have guide her back to bed gently

I woke up in a zoo surrounded by wolves and the taste of blood in my mouth. When I got home and turned on the telly, there were reports of badly mutilated and half eaten bodies being found all over town. What a night that was!

You're not 'seeing' a nurse on the side are you spacey ?

Spacey, if I've told you once I've told you 1000 times, don't stray off the path.

My brother used to sleep walk he used to wake up at silly o'clock get dressed and try to go to school. Got so bad we had to lock his door from the outside!

i have a real problem with talking in my sleep

I have a mate who does it quite a bit. Like you Si, it's when he's been drinking that it mostly happens.

One time he went into his flatmates room at uni and was just about to piss in the wardrobe, but got stopped in time. Why do they always pick the wardrobe to do a toilet in?

Another time he went to a big party and the plan was to sleep in his car. He got completely battered, but just about remembered going to sleep. When he woke up he had moved his car about twenty yards so it was parked next to his mate. Parked perfectly.

Nothing major but if I end up crashing out at a mates or an unfamiliar gaff on the sofa or floor without fail I will wake up kneeling on the floor with my head on the sofa/chair cushion.

Best ever incident I witnessed was when my housemate had unbeknown to me been to a fancy dress party in full gorilla suit.

I awake to hear water running and found a gorilla pissing in the hallway.  One of those where I wasn’t quite sure to run or laugh.

I don't sleep walk, but according to my misses I can be quite vocal whilst in slumber after a few bevvies.

Apparently one of my favourite's is to re-enact playstation/PC games that I have been playing recently, along with sound effects and profanities. I never do seem to find out whether or not I complete the level.

as a wee one, i tend to sleep talk and sleep walk. My dad found me once taking a leak on the stairs.

My wife shouted at me once for having a leak in the wardrobe!!

 Thing is, this isn't really sleep walking in these cases with drink involved, it means your not quite trashed enough to sleep through and  piss the bed, so you are aware you need to go,but not quite lucid enough to go in the right place. Genuine sleepwalking doesnt involve alcohol, and is not nearly as funny!

Why is 'genuine' sleepwalking not nearly as funny?

I've only ever 'genuinely' sleepwalked once. It was about 3 years ago, I woke up to find myself taking my curtains down.