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Amuse me with stories from your day, however boring they may seem.

I need something to keep my mind going whilst I'm attempting to catch up on the days TEF postage.

(Happy New Year! I loves you all.)

i went to watch Supermarine play Gloucester at Cirencesters ground, was 3-1 Gloucester, was fucking freezing

I woke up drunk and got on a train.

Nice. Both of you. But hats off to axs because I've met him and he's a good bloke, not the sort to hide behind his anonymity over the interweb.

i woke up at midday feeling awful and tidied the house (not the scene of any festivities, just a tip) then lazed about then played some online wii.

now i'm downloading music and dreading work tomorrow

Music tomorrow = HIV.

Get yourself tested.

It started at 12 ish seeing the year in at Lechlade with family,a Swan decided to get in on the act while we were can canning..they got some neck,after reviving myself with a full english at 11 oclock i decided to have a quick look at a course ime interested in for ventrilaquists,its on gubble u gubble u gubble u dot com.
Cooked a quick tea of Chick peas(the most tasteless things on earth) tuna onions and potatoes and plenty of spices sat down and cracked open a can of John Smiths...its been a delightfull day of doing sweet f.a on account of being totally shattered.....just trying to work out if The Terminal with Tom Hanks is ever going to liven up.......thats been my 1st day of the year so far.

From memory The Terminal was cack. and dull.

So far your memory is spot on.

Fancy a quick drink axs?

I've got wine and fags so we can work backwards if you want.

nah, knackered and I haven't had a fag since Monday. On purpose, like.

it's definitely slow and not very clever, i would do zeta jones though. especially as she plays a hoe-ish airline stewardess in that film

I woke up at 11am, had a sandwhich for lunch, went out and got some electric on the key meter, got back watched some crap TV then played PES2009 on the PC up till now.

No alcohol has passed my lips as I dont have any in the house and have no money for more until Tuesday :(

God I lead such an interesting life.

Following a terrible night's sleep due to it being very painful to lie down, I didn't get out of bed until after 1pm today.

Since then I've not done much. I've hunted around online for graphics cards and trying to see what I can afford and when. I've played some betfair exchange games, but can't seem to make anything out of it today. I watched Jonathan Creek which killed a couple of hours. Seems to have lost the spark of the first couple of series.
I'll either watch a film soon, or get round to playing football manager again.

Tomorrow I have the day off work, so brings the exciting challenge of finally chucking masses of tat I have stowed away in my bedroom and also the garage. That is if my muscle strain subsides in time.

the what now bennett? No worries axs.

my massively delayed response was to the terminal...my bad

You should be careful, that's a symptom of........ Jew Aids.

you're not allowed to make such comments anymore ben, stop being naughty

What's the difference between Ben and a Nazi?

sinister intent?

Sorty of. I think Ben's just too lazy to action any sinister intent.

fB is the Temporary Solution.

Sorry I went out for a cigarette. You're all cunts.


You can fuck off with that suggestion.

are you taking issue with si calling you lazy?

Good suggestion.

Night.

goodnight andrew.

i've made myself a marmite sandwich, it's using the crusty bit of the loaf. yummy

I miss James. I don't have the same authoritar. Don't fuck with me though.
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we all miss james, but james is doing what's best for james.

i would never fuck with you ben

24 hours ago I decided to walk home from Cricklade to West Swindon.

Stupid, stupid idea.

how did that work out for you nemo?

That does sound like a very stupid idea. Did you get a kebab from Sammy's en route?

I'm still cold now. It took two and a half hours and involved walking down the middle of pitch black roads while cars speed down them driven by drunks at about 50 mph.

I wouldn't reccomend it. Especially without the kebab, which we neglected to get.

Nice, a latwe night thread, first in about a bjillion years, YEAH!

What have i done today... Got over the shits and celebrated with some cooking. Made myself some Chicken Fajitas with extra onions and peppers, mainly because i got a new "Cook's Knife" for Christmas and love cutting shit with it. It goes through Onions like butter and the thing is fucking lethal, it's like a fucking scalpel.

I might take it to football with me, because i coulda definately sliced up people after Shighton and blades like that need their limitations testing. Oh, and it's a Global for those that care. :D

Being an old fart, I have to take my stupidity at third hand these days. So was especially delighted after a dull, if pleasant, NYE to wake up this am and find the stepson (who was supposed to be staying over at some party he'd been to) had walked approx 2 miles home and left a good third of his outer clothing in the back garden when he got home, found the house securely bolted and managed to secure entry (we think) via the dog flap. When we finally got him out of bed around 3pm he denied all knowledge of any such shenannigans, and initially mounted an impressive foray of insisting he was in fact at his mate's house and that we'd turned up there just to have him on. Then went through the standard ritual agonies of trying to work out why the hell he'd decided to walk home in -whatever it was temps over several miles, who he'd fallen out with, why he couldn't remember any of it, denial of coming in thru the dog flap etc etc. Good work, sir!

This is getting stupid now. No matter how late I go to bed I wake up at 5am. I'm turning into Hertha.

Global knives are shit hot.  Wish I could afford some.

Go bed at 6am and then you could get a seriously badass nights sleep. See, i shoulda been a Doctor.


I can't either, so i'm pleased someone was generous enough to buy me one for Christmas! :D

And here we are again. Ridiculous.

I've just washed the dishes and made a coffee.

Party on!

ive just washed up too, and ive hoovered, might go and do my washing. is this the life we dreamed of?

Fuck yeah! I might have a tomato cup a soup with a spoon of bovril. Lush.

I've just put my washing on. The fun really never stops, does it?

now in hospital on dialysis, its just one dream ticket followed by another.

Walked the dog and made a cup of tea. We're living life to the max fellas. Might have a chocolate hobnob in a bit. Now that's what I call a Saturday Morning.

I have been setting up my photo printer and its ace!

I need to clean my room and do some washing, go and collect my shampoo from the hairdressers (but do my hair first so it doesnt look shit and get bullied for not re-creating it the way they did it)

And then I might do some cooking, watch the tennis and then Jeff Stelling!

Oh the excitement!

Im drinking twinnings tea whilst eating crumpets, rock and roll!!!

 Reading about you lot doing all sorts of exciting things, has reminded me I've got a load of stuff to do...but after a heavy one last night, I can't as yet be arsed....first thing to do, wash up the world's biggest fry up..right here goes...

Saturday so far ...

Tea in bed brought up by my dear wife
My son went down and got the paper to save me getting cold
Had a nice breakfast cooked for me and a few more cups of tea
Being taken out to lunch later ...

I will just do my best to get through the day.

I watched my wife clean up the room this morning whilst I played FM2009, just got back from buying some beers ready for yet more gameage.

I might go wild a bit later and head out for some noodle soup.

I'm off out in a bit to meet the Thai bride I purchased last month as a Christmas present to myself.

Bringing the Thai bird/bride to England seems to be back in fashion, two of my mates have recently returned with a couple of stunners.
They only look about 18 but are both 25+, funny how these Thai birds stay looking so young until they reach 35 then deteriorate rapidly thereafter to looking like grannies at 37.

 I've a mate well past retiring age, who bought himself a Phillipino a few years back, he's over there atm overseeing the final details of the house he's having built...at a cost of 30K. He's probably spending another year here, before seeing out his days there.

 Oh and cleaned out and relaid the fire and done the shopping....next some washing...

i've had croissants and oj for breakfast whilst enjoying the soccer am dance off

now i'm sitting as i expect to do for most of the day until i cook a curry latter

Im watching a chimpanzee riding on a segway