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You're having a dinner party and can only invite five TEF posters.

Who would they be?

Remember that anyone you leave off your list will be heartbroken.

I'll go first:

1: Mex
2: DRS
3: Dell
4: Hertha
5: Reg

I feel bad just thinking about it.

cunt

You're my gay wife, you get in at -1 by default.

wanker

twatbag

Mex?????For fuck's sake!Anyway he cant come,he's broken his ankle.I dont mind stepping in!

I feel honoured and quite emotional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

What a way to start the New Year - ignored again. Go on fucking enjoy your dinner party and don't feel guilty about me and my meal for 1.

In the spirit of this I'd say Batch, Leefer, Arriba, dell boy and The Flash - not necessarily because I agree with what they say ( I think I've lost out to most ) but they're pretty good at putting their cases - wrong or right.  We'd need a lap dancer and JFW probably fits the bill. TCP could get the youth team to bring our drinks.
I think I'm still drunk.

1 Spacey
2 Yeovil
3 Hertha
4 Luci
5 go on then,Mex

just JCP

JPC82
im_mint
danielread
STFC Beckett
swindontownfc

I forgot Fred and Sonic!Who to leave out?

I love you x

1. JFW
2. Yeovil
3. Fred
4. Arriba
5. DRS

and I'd invite Berniman but then shut the door in his face and tell him to off!!!

1. Luci
2. STFC Bird
3. Larwood
4. Miss Angry
5. Fatbury

That's entertainment.

1. Stroood
2. JFW

Only 2 needed

I'm hurt.

I made sure u was number 1, i thought we would need a girl in case we need some food made

*Crosses sussex off wedding invites list..*

pah that coffee i got you at the game the night didnt sway you then!

Make it a double expresso next time we meet and without doubt automatic choice Tans!!

1.) JJEdmunds
2.) Nick Bamosomi
3.) JFW
4.) Batch
5.) Dell Boy

Chubbs and Ben on standby for when Dell boy gets drunk a runs off in a strop!  ;)

Fatbury,bart,wheretherealredsare,dellboy and bangkok. Met most the others so no point. When is this happening then

Ooops. Like I said, it's hard. Bennett, Fred etc.. are in the reserves. I feel a right cunt now.

Great and I'm not even invited and i'll be the poor cunt that has to cook it.

I would invite

Sippo as he would bring good music
Si Pie as he'll bring the KFC
DRS because he makes me laugh and will bring southern comfort
chubbs - for afters ;)

For those people coming to mine, here is the main course ....


CRUSTED RACK OF LAMB
Ingredients
For the herb crust
200g/7oz fresh, rich white bread
2 tbsps freshly chopped flatleaf parsley
1 tsp fresh soft thyme leaves
1 tsp fresh rosemary leaves
1 fat garlic clove, peeled and finely chopped
4 tbsp vegetable oil
100g/4oz unsalted butter
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 tbsp Dijon mustard
2 lean racks of lamb, french trimmed
Foe the rosemary jus
500ml/17fl oz hot, good lamb stock
1 large sprig fresh rosemary

Method
1. Preheat the oven to 240C/450F/Gas 9.
2. To prepare the herb crust, break the bread into large pieces and place in a food processor or blender and turn into fine crumbs.
3. Add the herbs and garlic and blitz for a further 30 seconds.
4. Heat the oil in a large pan with the butter until foaming, but not coloured. Season the racks and add to the pan, skin-side down, and cook for 3-4 minutes on each side (for medium rare). Remove from the pan and leave to rest for 5 minutes.
5. Place the racks of lamb, fat side up, on a chopping board, and brush the mustard over the racks, to apply a good coating.
6. Press a generous handful of the herb crust over the racks and transfer to a medium-sized roasting tin and roast for 5-15 minutes, depending on how your lamb is preferred. Cover the bones with foil if browning too quickly.
7. To make the jus, heat the stock and rosemary in a pan over a medium to high heat and reduce by half, stirring occasionally. Check seasoning, strain and keep warm.
8. Slice the racks in half and serve immediately with aubergine purée and roasted fennel.

Will be round in a min dell fuck the other 4

Reg
Mex
Strood
Yeovil
DRS

Purely as we would have a great chat about life/football