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Title: any one speak chav?
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:36:57
Errrr ok I've just had some random teenage chav come up to me whilst I was emptying a box, repeating something like "you man dem or wha blud?" In a 'gangster' styleeeee. Tthen said " you left some letters mate" in a broad swindonian accent...

I have no idea what he said before tho, any body know?


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: JPC82 on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:38:51
oi u pikey cunt, u left some letters


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:38:55
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+dem (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+dem)

So possibly, "Hello Good Sir, are you a good bloke or what old chap, spiffing"


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:39:04
"Was one referring to those, old bean?"


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:44:00
 TCP might know.


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: JPC82 on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:45:03
TCP might know.

cheap shot reginald


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:57:45
Blud means person so my son tells me,he's not sure about the rest tho.


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 18:43:18
I knew blud meant mate, the rest was fucking gobkedygook. And for the record, I didn't leave any letters he was trying to wind me up. :P


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:10:55
I knew blud meant mate, the rest was fucking gobkedygook. And for the record, I didn't leave any letters he was trying to wind me up. :P

ahhhh very clever, i see what you've done there


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:15:57
Fatbury speaks gobbledypook


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:16:57
Fatbury wants to gobbledypook

too obvious?


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:26:53
too obvious?

A joke at Fatbury's expense is never too obvious.


Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:31:07
I'm fluent in modern day speak, not living 50 years ago and all. Here's a translation.

"Good Day! Is it your job to partake in the daily delivery? How Quaint. Hoho, don't forget those last few."



Title: Re: any one speak chav?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:34:20
He was actually trying to say "do you want them or what squire?"

Shame Leggett didn't appreciate this fine gentleman's help as much as he has made out.