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Title: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:13:36
my symptoms are:

painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
too hot/cold easily

...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:14:14
meningitis


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:15:15
aids


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: grubby on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:15:40
Hypochondriasis!!!


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:15:57
spastic

You support oxford - those symptoms are normal ;)


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: grubby on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:17:20
Wait...............They are all symptoms you get if you got to the County Ground.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Batch on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:20:34
Isn't that normal then? Oh.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:23:14
my symptoms are:

painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy

...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.

The first two will certainly ruin your sex life.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:30:43
I prescribe Jack Daniels in copious amounts.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:34:15
will jameson do? i'm in london and its all i have with me.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Berniman on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:41:49
Siphilis


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: nevillew on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:52:46
meningitis

Nah, that's a brain disease.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:54:03
sounds like what ive got .. am just getting over .. virus apparently


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: janaage on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:57:01
If you add to that list, unable to move, you've got the flippin flu big man.  I had it over New Year once, a day in bed with the flu whilst the whole world is celebrating is not a thing I'd like to go through again.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, December 19, 2008, 15:15:40
sounds like glandular fever or some kind of Epstein-Barr virus


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, December 19, 2008, 15:16:45
will jameson do? i'm in london and its all i have with me.

No, no, no!

You can't treat those symptons with an Irish whisky, you need a good old fashioned Bourbon!


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Luci on Friday, December 19, 2008, 15:35:17
my symptoms are:

painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
too hot/cold easily

...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.

I have all of those and have had since Sunday and I still feel no fucking better.

Hope you get over it quicker than me thats for sure.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, December 19, 2008, 15:39:27
Sounds like fucking "man flu" to me.

Fucking lethal shit that.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 19, 2008, 15:56:21
It sounds like you had intercourse with fatbury and caught something nasty from him


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: janaage on Friday, December 19, 2008, 16:16:19
Either that or Alsop's used a gone off banana on your rear passage, which has lead to bananalaria.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, December 19, 2008, 18:20:22
I hope you die oxford fan.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Friday, December 19, 2008, 18:48:09
my symptoms are:

painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
too hot/cold easily

...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.

I've got all that apart from the painful throat. Only manage to sleep for 2 hours thursday night and ended up watching Jeremy Kyle and 4am.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:50:45
Trying to sleep was probably the worst part. It's almost gone now, only the sore throat persists. I may start smoking again as it seems to be nearly gone.

Thank flip its cleared up in time for Christmas Eve drinking and beyond.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 12:00:36
Gurgle something salty.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, December 25, 2008, 21:00:27
stupid stupid stupid. just as i was getting better i got on the beers two nights in a row and now have the aids again.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: axs on Friday, December 26, 2008, 00:38:31
did you ever get the lovefilm thingy i sent?


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 26, 2008, 00:52:02
nope, never got to me :(


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: axs on Friday, December 26, 2008, 10:08:53
Bloody oxford postal workers.

They might not have liked the address I used.

Mr OF
Oxfrod


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 26, 2008, 10:34:29
Ox-FROD?

i guess you used my street name??


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: axs on Friday, December 26, 2008, 10:46:41
yes, and the postcode.


Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 26, 2008, 10:47:13
Bloody oxford postal workers.

They might not have liked the address I used.

Mr OF
Oxfrod

 You missed the asterisk should be O*frod...it would have got there then..