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Title: dear Dr. Townend Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:56:48 my symptoms are:
painful to swallow/lump in throat aching all over, particularly the back headache clumsy/confused no energy too hot/cold easily ...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:57:26 meningitis
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Chubbs on Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:58:27 aids
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: grubby on Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:58:52 Hypochondriasis!!!
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:59:09 You support oxford - those symptoms are normal ;) Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: grubby on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:00:32 Wait...............They are all symptoms you get if you got to the County Ground.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Batch on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:03:46 Isn't that normal then? Oh.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:06:26 my symptoms are: painful to swallow/lump in throat aching all over, particularly the back headache clumsy/confused no energy ...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit. The first two will certainly ruin your sex life. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:13:55 I prescribe Jack Daniels in copious amounts.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:17:27 will jameson do? i'm in london and its all i have with me.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Berniman on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:25:01 Siphilis
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: nevillew on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:35:58 meningitis Nah, that's a brain disease. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:37:15 sounds like what ive got .. am just getting over .. virus apparently
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: janaage on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:40:13 If you add to that list, unable to move, you've got the flippin flu big man. I had it over New Year once, a day in bed with the flu whilst the whole world is celebrating is not a thing I'd like to go through again.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:58:52 sounds like glandular fever or some kind of Epstein-Barr virus
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:59:57 will jameson do? i'm in london and its all i have with me. No, no, no! You can't treat those symptons with an Irish whisky, you need a good old fashioned Bourbon! Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Luci on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:18:29 my symptoms are: painful to swallow/lump in throat aching all over, particularly the back headache clumsy/confused no energy too hot/cold easily ...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit. I have all of those and have had since Sunday and I still feel no fucking better. Hope you get over it quicker than me thats for sure. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:22:39 Sounds like fucking "man flu" to me.
Fucking lethal shit that. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:39:33 It sounds like you had intercourse with fatbury and caught something nasty from him
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: janaage on Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:59:31 Either that or Alsop's used a gone off banana on your rear passage, which has lead to bananalaria.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, December 19, 2008, 17:03:34 I hope you die oxford fan.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Friday, December 19, 2008, 17:31:21 my symptoms are: painful to swallow/lump in throat aching all over, particularly the back headache clumsy/confused no energy too hot/cold easily ...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit. I've got all that apart from the painful throat. Only manage to sleep for 2 hours thursday night and ended up watching Jeremy Kyle and 4am. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 11:33:57 Trying to sleep was probably the worst part. It's almost gone now, only the sore throat persists. I may start smoking again as it seems to be nearly gone.
Thank flip its cleared up in time for Christmas Eve drinking and beyond. Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 10:43:48 Gurgle something salty.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, December 25, 2008, 19:43:39 stupid stupid stupid. just as i was getting better i got on the beers two nights in a row and now have the aids again.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: axs on Thursday, December 25, 2008, 23:21:43 did you ever get the lovefilm thingy i sent?
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, December 25, 2008, 23:35:14 nope, never got to me :(
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: axs on Friday, December 26, 2008, 08:52:05 Bloody oxford postal workers.
They might not have liked the address I used. Mr OF Oxfrod Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 26, 2008, 09:17:41 Ox-FROD?
i guess you used my street name?? Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: axs on Friday, December 26, 2008, 09:29:53 yes, and the postcode.
Title: Re: dear Dr. Townend Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 26, 2008, 09:30:25 Bloody oxford postal workers. They might not have liked the address I used. Mr OF Oxfrod You missed the asterisk should be O*frod...it would have got there then.. |