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16 posts since Monday, June 16, 2008, 12:28:12

Dont be shy


Tell us stuff

go ooooooooon (mrs doyle styleeee)

oh i think i scared him once... oops

must be your angry nature.

You've scared me loads of times

53 users online and there's 3 of us posting.

shocking

see....................
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you midget

that offends my eyes!!

that is scary.

Honestly i dont know when these pictures get taken! i think there should be a rule that people are only allowed to take pictures of me sober!

I think that was last year at the bell.

Si's birthday bash

yes it was...and my works xmas party too, so i wore a dress then left it to come and meet you guys and clearly was the most un lady like person as always
I always wondered why my Dave left me to go home on my own that night now i know.  :-[

My favourite

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Oh Dear ! - but check the rack on her to the right

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Open Mike

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You wouldn't stop crying either.

Where'd Stevecollins go?

boooo .......................jibber

More to the point - do you boys fancy some more birthday madness up in Old Town after the Yeovil game?

Cos you n laura took over my bed! I had to sleep on the flipping sofa! I came home on my own though so i have no idea how you got into my house! The joys of beer!
You still out Saturday fella?

I'm going to see the killertones at the 12 Bar, all welcome.

and by boys i assume you dont want me!

Haha you muppet. I told you to go in the bed and you weren't having none of it. You left the door unlocked so Laura could get in, at least that's what you told me on the phone.

Not sure what I'm up to on Saturday now, work's rinsed me for expenses this month and I won't get them back until the 22nd. Will have to see if I have any funds.

Girls are welcome as long as:

They are not retarded.
They have no history of mental illness.
They do not make me sit with them outside a nightclub/in a kebab shop for an hour.

Unless they are willing to sleep with me, then I might ignore the above criteria.

Pint. My back. Spilling.

so you'd sleep with a mental retarded girl in a kebab shop?

A classic moment in time.

I probably did that night.

Miss Angry lives in a kebab shop?

Brilliant.

Haha its just came back to me!!! She got barred for the furnace so you both sat outside waiting or talking or whatever it is crazy kids do!

Not that one, the other mental one.

yeah, but it was her house it says on the last page.

what he said - and im not mental

you edited grrr.

i had a dirty dream about you the other night miss angry.

I had a dream about you mex!!! It wasnt rude it was a bit wierd, i woke up feeling rather strange as i have no idea why you would be at my house whilst i was impersonating a crab whilst only wearing shorts n vest!

You did that on my birthday too. Strange.

That is a little bit dirty, in a sideways kinda way.

so the connotations are i sneaked into your house and gave you crabs?

no, its hard to explain but i'll try anyway.
I was on my knees, mex and my boyfriend were just sat there looking at me not saying anything so i felt the need to break the ice... so two nut crackers suddenly appeared i took one in each hand for my claws. then i had a spatula in my mouth more like the pink one of futurama. then i wobbled a bit, they both laughed n took pictures and it was like i was back in the room and feeling really stupid not knowing why i had done such thing.

Now i think they got into my dreams n spiked my drink to make me do silly things.

i want to use that spatula on you, could your boyfriend beat me up?

no, but i would if you hit me with a spatula!

wasnt planning to hit you with it :)

right im off to bed, im going to sweden for the weekend so see you all next week.

try to dream of me, not just miss angry but all you motherfuckers.

Im just waiting to do my hotwater bottle then im off to bed.... I must advise everyone to get a hot water bottle, i forgot just how good n cosy they are

Hot water bottles make your feet go sticky. FACT

I realised how minging my feet were the other day. I'm being girly/gay and trying to get rid of the calluses now. I think my solution of taking the dremel sanding attachment to them might be easier though.

Soak 'em then cut 'em off with a razor blade.

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Nifty

Is that your chrimbo present Dave?

That was my 29th Birthday

FACT

If im lucky

i think hes one of scot munroes mates

The Steve Collins?

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He is mate. i work with him.

Why are you talking like a 50's U.S. TV Native American?

Because Munroe is a 50's U.S. TV Native American.

Oh god, I ignorant am I.

Not worth bothering with. I did as Sam suggest once as my feet are minging (all feet are minging) and then the next time I played football my feet killed (not literally)

June 16th is also the opening of the fishing season - there's a lot of that going on in this forum!

Agree and i think it is disgusting Ronnie

Howdy people,

Was told by a few people at work today I have had a thread named after me. Baffled isnt the word. Much apreciated.

is that it? 5 pages and you appreciate it. You kids don't know you were born

What more do you want from me Mr Shop?

Steve,

First time caller, long time listener...

Basically my question is - who do you want the next Swindon manager to be and why?

and what's your favourite cheese?

and would you be interested in joining a "cheese club", similar to wine clubs but with cheese instead of wine?

Which cheese would you want as swindon manager?

the chilli and garlic one from asda.fucking lush

how has the day been for you? Did you enjoy lunch? Does mr munroe touch you?

Nobody's asking you cockface.

how rude

You  know I would.

Fuck off Bennett your cheese conversations have got me into enough trouble lately!

Lunch was ok, Mr Munroe has had a week off so he didn't join me. Although he does idolise me in everyway (he does a poor job of it) he is yet to cross the line of touching me, thankfully.

Swindon Manager, i'm honestly not sure but its not looking like a big name now so i will probably grumble whoever it is. Just because i'm hard to please.

Hi steve would you like a southern comfort

i do like Southern Comfort, a lot.

So do i

 :D