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I have 12 cans of guiness that its best before date is 21st. Is it wrong to give it to someone on the 19th?

*Guinness

I bought it from turkey.

Bloody lovely if you have 3/4 pint of guinness and 1/4 pint of port mixed.....mmmmm

And no Guinness wont hurt as long as its consumed within a month of the best before date.

if it was me you gave them too I would think you were a stig  ;)

Canned Guinness isn't all that great really.

Yeah. But I wouldn't say know. Haven't had a drink since Sunday.

I seem to be doing this quite often recently. I think something is wrong.

Hence me giving it away.

Ben Im not sure why but recently when I read your posts in my head I read them in the voice of Randy from my name is Earl - is that bad?

why on earth would you buy it in turkey and then bring it home ?

and then give it away because it wasn't all that great

The turkey thing was supposed to be clever wit because of the spelling.


I'll get my coat. Feel like a doofus (what a great word!) now.

Half of me thinks that's awesome, and the other half is horribly offended.

I'm aweffendsomed

if its any consolation Randy is my hero!

It is some consolation. I think he's ace too.

There's an ace new one in Series 4 where Randy thinks he's invincible. Him and Earl agree to take it in turns doing their jobs; one day Randy will help Earl with his list, the next day Earl will be Randy's sidekick as he does superhero fighting evil things.

I think lots of other things happen in the episode but I can't remember now.

I dont think Ive seen that one? 
my boyfriend says I am like Randy all the time

I also imagine in my head you are a bit like Earl - you dont have a job you just sort of do tasks everyday

If I ever win the lottery I'll make a list.

Im trying to think if you have ever done anything mean to me that you will have to make up to me???

I'm generally super nice to everybody. I can't think of anything Earlesque I've done. I could make a donation to the Exeter and Swindon councils to make up for some traffic cones.

I've owed one of my old uni mates £20 for about 4 years. Errr.. I'm sometimes a bit mean to Janaage on here, but I hope he realises it's generally in good jest. I like him really.

Most of my list would be made up of small cases of vandalism. I don't think going around trying to fix them would involve meeting interesting characters and a heart warming ending, probably just me getting fined quite a lot.

I think I'd just go around doing nice things for random people,  that way my karma would be through the roof.

I think I would have lots of bad karma from Horrid Steve at work??

Have you done anything really bad to him? I thought he was just a knobhead.

Ive dobbed him in loads of times - does that count?

Its wanst me that put descaler in the kettle before he made is pot noodle - but I did laugh!

 :D

I have both at home.

May try this!