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Reportedly getting back with Take That and moving to wiltshire.

I am so fucking moist

Will he be 'Back For Good'?

Robbie Williams was in one of Swindon's poker clubs the other week, my mate works there.  Said he was a really nice bloke, not up himself at all, the sad thing is, at the end of the (Monday) night RW thanked everyone for the best night out he's had for ages.  As he doesn't get much of a chance to just go out and have a laugh.  Not sure if fame's all that it's cracked up to be.

Apparently he drinks no more, doesn't do drugs anymore, but he smokes like a trooper.

Yeah that was at the premier club wasn't it Jan. By all accounts according to my uncle he was a great bloke.

Yeah that's the place DRS.  Your uncle know Quinner then?  I think it's funny that people crave to be famous then once they are it's a nightmare, your privacy's gone, can't relax etc.  Sad to think a quiet Monday evening in a Swindon poker club is your best night out for years.

More and likely no him mate he is down their literally every night

i would love to chin the cunt i fucking hate the obnoxious twat.

I also heard he was going to make an appearance in the forthcoming tour - if hes sorted himself out its all good.  Mind you living next door to Paris Hilton would drive anyone to insanity!

I was hoping this would be good news, like he'd lost his vocal cords in an accident. Just one talentless cunt getting back with some other cunts.

a troubled soul is robbie.didn't like the way he bullshitted about the song angels being his own work when he had nicked it off some irish fella.

But will he be 'Back For Good'?

He's moving to my village... Just bought a massive mansion on the hill

Compton Bassett?

Ya

So he'll be a black horse local before you know it, strictly orange juice though eh?  They still got the snooker tables in the back?

WHAT!! Robbie Williams living in CALNE?? Ok so Compton Bassett is a posh bit of Calne but still

OMG do you think he might join my sports centre??

I dont really want him to get back with Take That now - even though he was my fav back in the day!

I'll ask him for you - will he get discount?

No, he'll be in the White Horse (the Black Horse is for Cherhillites) - sadly they got rid of the Snooker tables some years back and converted into B&B accommodation... which will be handy for the groupies

ummm yeah why not! he can come to my inflatable party if he wants

Wash my mouth out!!  Of course it's the White Horse!!  You lot still have your boxing day football match on that farmers field or has that long gone?  I once scored an own goal in that match!

Shame the snooker tables went, used to love going up there, nice tables.

Doesnt his mate Johnny Wilkes live down here already? I think this is why its Wiltshire

Wilkes lives in Wootton Bassett.

Used to be really good - a lot of things have changed though - the boxing day football match is no more either.

I used to drink in the pub on a Sunday, long before I moved into the village, trying to cure hangovers from nights out in Bath.  Used to enjoy watching the snooker being played on the CCTV monitors behind the bar.  I always thought it would be nice to live in a village like that but never thought I would...

The pub went through a bit of a mare during the last 5 years but has come out the other side now and is back to being a freehold so they have a good selection of beers now including Hoegaarden and Leffe

We went there for some food a year ago (ish) food was nice but last orders (drinks wise) meant last orders.  My old man asked for a quick nip whilst we waited for my bro's mrs to pick us up and they said no chance, even though we'd just spent a couple of hundred quid in their restaurant, not the most friendly landlord/lady I'd ever come across.

It is a nice pub though, going back for Sunday roast next week, can't wait!

In fairness they've had a rough time of it - the guy that they had the lease with is the guy that is selling the house to Robbie and was putting some pressure on them rent wise.

To cut a long story short one of the other land owners in the village bought the pub off of him and put it in trust to ensure that it remained as a pub and was not redeveloped into housing. 

I think if you went back you would notice a difference...

Triseros.....You have to get RW (in disguise) to do the pitch at STFC with us!!!!

Get RW down the pub - check
Get RW Drunk - check
Convert RW from Port Vale fan to Swindon fan - check
Dress RW in Santa outfit - check
Get RW out on the pitch - check
Retrieve naked RW from JFW and DRS - check

ha ha ha!! that HAS to happen or I will be dissapointed!

So JFW. When there is someone dressed as Santa on 20th or 28th forking the pitch what are you going to do?

Fair enough, I'll let you know how it goes next Sunday

Wow

Snobbie Williams.

The Sun have my permission to use that as a pun.

Talking of puns I hope Richard Money gets the Town job, just becasue if it doesn't go to plan the Adver can use "Mo' Money Mo' Problems" as a back page headline.

Let me know when it's happening, I'll join you and give him the biggest chinese burn ever, cant stand being in earshot room if he's "singing"

Why is everyone that has Red in their name such a miserable cnut? Gloucester-red, Worcester-red,Dorset -red and now you two! Be nice, its Christmas.

I'm not miserable in general, i just hate robbie williams, oh and reality tv, and eastenders and suits with trainers, and people who dont indicate, and the use of bbq........ actually you are probably right i am a miserable sod!

Fuck that!

robbie williams tried to fuck my missus, when i started to have a pop at him his minders blocked me off. i would love to fucking twat that cunt.

Im not miserable ive just got Specials tickets and im going to sweden tomorrow.

It that case fair play Mex! if you get a second chance, then give him one from me.

What the fuck has this got to do with me?

Are they for the"secret "gig in Brighton or the main event Mex?

Main event in brixton, still negotiating secret show

Might be related to the opening post of this thread.

just got mine-which day you going mate?

Friday.

I "pray" that this doesnt happen, and hope he doesnt go "back for good".
If he does im sure ill "never forget" it, my mrs wont let me