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Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 08:44:27
I was flicking through the channels last night and spotted this.
I had to watch it just to see Kelly Brook's airbags and the other birds on there.

that Lady ????? is bootiful.
marks out of 10. i'll give her 1.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/celebrity-love-island-lady-isabella.jpg


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: le god cuervo on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:01:48
yeah i watched a bit of that, that woman you said is probably the fittest on there. abi titmuss & the others are all pretty rough. judi shekoni's alright


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:08:13
Abi Titmuss rough?????

Surely not!!!!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:12:09
Abi Tittmus isn't too bad. great tits though.

i knoe she isn't a stunner but that Liz bird from Attomic Kitten would get it


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:16:13
Sorry Magicroundabout  :oops:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: le god cuervo on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:17:31
the titmuss always looks fine in the papers n' stuff but on that tv show, not that special. watch it later, you will see. i think its on pretty much every night

as for rebecca loos - minger!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:27:06
I fucking hate that Rebecca Loos with an absolute passion.  I was sat their watching it wanting to spit at her straight in the face!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:30:55
fuck sake dave some of us are at work.

dlete it or put it in the not safe for work section


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:43:14
I liked the show, was pretty cool.  And as far as the lasses on the programme, they're all good looking girls.  How much does Titmus want it from Best.  Although how much does Titmus want Loos?  That could get interesting!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:47:09
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Sorry Magicroundabout


cheers ears :wink:

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I liked the show, was pretty cool. And as far as the lasses on the programme, they're all good looking girls. How much does Titmus want it from Best. Although how much does Titmus want Loos? That could get interesting!


she is dripping she wants it that bad. and it's only been 1 day :shock:
That tall black girl. What has she been in before??
And it took me ages to work out it was Sol from Hollyoaks on there.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:52:41
Sol that's it.  Me and Mrs Jan were trying to remember his name!!  He's an absolute loon!

Black girl, I have no idea what she's been in.

I think they've done well with the celebs on there.   I reckon Fran will nail Titmuss.  Best is a bit too cool too get involved on a TV show I reckon.  Although if he's anything like his old man....


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:03:22
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Sol that's it. Me and Mrs Jan were trying to remember his name!! He's an absolute loon!


yeah me and Mrs Magic were trying to think who it was for ages.
He is a nutter but is dead funny with his Panda eyes :shock:
Was in stiches when he was talking about that.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:04:59
This seems to have got past mrs monte's reality TV radar.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:06:45
Happarenty da black one woz in Ali G In Da House innit!

Think she was also Paul Truman's love interest in 'Stenders, while at the same time being Goldie's bird in the show.

I've always had a bit of a thing for Jane Middlemiss  :?


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:10:02
I hate birds crying on TV, but when she was all tearful in the "diary room" I actually felt sorry for her.  Especially when she said "here I am a 34 year old crying on national tv because I want my mum - it's embarassing".   Aaaaaaaaaahh!  She's a fittie that one!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:11:05
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I've always had a bit of a thing for Jane Middlemiss


yeah i think she is pretty fit too. She fancies Sharpey big time


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:13:59
They'd be alright together I reckon.  

PM - Get this in your Mrs' tv schedule asap.  Loos, Titmuss, Lady whatever her name is and Middlemiss, all strutting around in swim wear getting drunk.  Brilliant brilliant tv.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:19:40
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PM - Get this in your Mrs' tv schedule asap. Loos, Titmuss, Lady whatever her name is and Middlemiss, all strutting around in swim wear getting drunk. Brilliant brilliant tv.


i second that.
Well worth watching. I thought it was going to be shit when my Mrs turned it on but was very happy to sit and watch it.
Apparently it's on every night for the next 5 weeks :beers


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:20:27
Yep uqlaity shit if that makes sense!  Get a bit of Abi 3somes again would be nice!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:21:56
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PM - Get this in your Mrs' tv schedule asap. Loos, Titmuss, Lady whatever her name is and Middlemiss, all strutting around in swim wear getting drunk. Brilliant brilliant tv.


i second that.
Well worth watching. I thought it was going to be shit when my Mrs turned it on but was very happy to sit and watch it.
Apparently it's on every night for the next 5 weeks :beers


Happy days.

Big Bro starts soon too, and from what I read in the News of the World, there are a couple of fitties in that also.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:37:48
What times this on, I will get my tissue out!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:52:31
last night it started at 9pm.
Not sure if this is the time for every night


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:53:26
10pm tonight, I think.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: DV on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 11:20:32
Oh dear.....

and to think 10 years ago Lee Sharpe was playing for Manchester United alongside Roy Keane and Ryan Giggs and winning medals....

Fall from grace or what....


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 11:23:39
Quote from: "DV85"
Oh dear.....

and to think 10 years ago Lee Sharpe was playing for Manchester United alongside Roy Keane and Ryan Giggs and winning medals....

Fall from grace or what....


Don't forget that he was also 'Sharpe Shooter' in the doomed 'Celebrity Wresling' :soapy tit wank:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:08:03
I think Miss Middlemiss 8)  is a fitty.

looks good in a bikini so is a winner for me :P

Surprised Birdy hasn't jumped on this thread talking about the blokes on there.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:15:48
"Celebrity Love Island" isn't it called?

we watched it last night, not bad.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:18:26
Yeah thats what its called. Cant believe Fran Cosgrove/Cosgrave (whatever hes called) is now doing this after im a celebrity. Seems a little desperate doesn't it?


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:23:39
No one is interested in the male population on the aforementioned programme young lady, with the possible exception of Sonicpoof   :wink:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:27:44
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"Celebrity Love Island" isn't it called?

we watched it last night, not bad.


is that better for you OF :wink:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:34:15
Quote from: "janaage"
No one is interested in the male population on the aforementioned programme young lady, with the possible exception of Sonicpoof   :wink:


Sorry  :cry:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: le god cuervo on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 12:34:35
Quote from: "Marie"
Yeah thats what its called. Cant believe Fran Cosgrove/Cosgrave (whatever hes called) is now doing this after im a celebrity. Seems a little desperate doesn't it?


they're all desperate! why else go on a tv show like this?

none of them are proper celebrities anyway, just gagging for as much publicity as they can get, especially that loos!

"ooh look at me, i've had a boob job, i tossed off a pig, i slept with beckham" - fuck off


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 16:20:12
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"ooh look at me, i've had a boob job, i tossed off a pig, i slept with beckham" - fuck off


but you'd still watch her go at it with the Tittmus :soapy tit wank:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 21:05:27
channel 3 now!

not that i was waiting for it  :oops:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 22:16:27
try channel 3 now.

tittmuss's tits must fall out soon..................please!!! :P


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: DV on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 22:35:47
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
try channel 3 now.

tittmuss's tits must fall out soon..................please!!! :P


caught some of it last night while chatting to a mate.....all the camera did was focus on titmuss's tits....


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, May 19, 2005, 00:14:04
titmuss's lesbian porn video is freely available on limewire etc. have to say it is a lot better than paris hilton's though that's not difficult


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 15:36:10
Anyone see this last night?  That Paul kiddy was getting a little mouthy (to put it nicely) after about three or four wine's.  Mouthing off at Lee Sharpe and Fran.  Titmuss getting a little frisky with whoever showed an interest.

Quality TV.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 15:46:25
last august i was on this island for 4 days, its called bounty island in the mamanucas in fiji its fuckin beautiful.

http://www.fiji-bounty.com/


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 15:55:31
It looks amazing on TV.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: FlashGordon on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 17:00:02
Originally thought Titmuss was nicest by far.....but i hate to say it....Loos was looking HOT last night when she went with Callum!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 17:35:07
I don't find Loos's moustache particularly attractive.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 20:34:45
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
I don't find Loos's moustache particularly attractive.

I am going to look out for that tonight. But, still I wouldn't turn her down.
http://photogallery.tiscali.it/repository/donne/donne_sexy/rebecca_loos_foto_sexy/thumbL_1.jpg


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 20:50:34
Would you shag a girl who wanked off a pig?


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 20:52:30
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Would you shag a girl who wanked off a pig?



yes ive had a few pigs meself


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 20:58:54
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Would you shag a girl who wanked off a pig?

If she did that to a pig. Just imagine what she would do to you.  :)


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 21:02:15
I only shag girls that have wanked off pigs.

Ive got a curley cock and I like them to know what they're doing :P


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: BrightonRed on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 21:03:12
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Would you shag a girl who wanked off a pig?

If she did that to a pig. Just imagine what she would do to you.  :)


Get pig cum all over your cock?


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: BrightonRed on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 21:08:46
I have to admit this little fella looked like he needed some 'loos loving' pretty damn sharpish  :shock:
http://www.kristelweb.nl/weblog/images/pig.jpg


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, May 24, 2005, 21:13:12
Abi Tit looks more chunky than I imagined. Must be those airbrushing men that do the lads mags.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: FlashGordon on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:36:50
That pig to be fair does look like it needed something, if Loos was there to offer a helping hand then...


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:49:13
That Loos bird definitely looks the best one on there from the couple of minutes I've seen.  I agree Titmus doesn't look as good as in papers and mags (although of course I would).  What do people see in that Geordie bird? Jan Middlesmass is it? I'm sure I would, but she's hardly a sex goddess is she?


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:51:29
I'd take Jayne Middlemiss over both Loos, and Titmus every time!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:53:16
spot on Tom 8)


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:57:10
Oooooooooooh, that told me! :roll:


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:59:12
Sorry Shaun - They have to be brunette for me really, and Loos just isn't attractive, plus I hate her anyway.


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 16:12:20
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Sorry Shaun - They have to be brunette for me really, and Loos just isn't attractive, plus I hate her anyway.


Loos has a very fine pair of baps though you have to admit!


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 16:15:39
baps, shmaps.

Seriously, yes she does have decent boobage, but they're not real, and she also seems to think that she really is some kind of goddess, which frankly she's not.

But then, as you said, you don't like Jayne, whereas I do, similarly you like Loos, and I don't.  Think that makes us even. 8)


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 18:20:05
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
baps, shmaps.

she also seems to think that she really is some kind of goddess,


I like women who are like that.  8)


Title: Celebrity Love Island
Post by: unclemark on Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 18:24:40
Pigs. :shock: