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Title: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 17:48:26
Whoops.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7772950.stm

I have a wreck-head friend who caught the train from Norwich to London earlier this year. He went into the train toilet at the start of the journey to do some k but as he was getting it out of the wrap spilt it everywhere. His solution was to get as much as he could up his nose. After a bit of hoovering around his cavity was full up and all of the k gone.

Next thing he knows, he wakes up on the floor of the train toilet, still pretty out of it. The door to the toilet is open and two policemen are standing over him; he'd passed out and forgotten to lock the door. They quiz him and take his details, then start searching. Aside from a couple of specks around his nose there's no powedery substances to be seen. The officers are baffled and disappointed that they can't arrest him for possession.

What they didn't know was that the bottle of clear liquid in his rucksack did not contain water, but 1 litre of liquid k, worth a couple of hundred quid and a good few grams.


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 17:49:36
http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,32035.msg633176/topicseen.html#new

As if this would have escaped the attention of TEF'ers... Coke + cricket = discussion :D


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 17:54:10
oops, didn't know there was a cricket forum.


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 18:54:34
I never read it either OF. I tend to just mark the forum as read so the posts don't show on the homepage thingy.


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 19:02:12
cricket is shite eh. talking about it in detail is more boring than the sport itself.

in all fairness i like all sports, but past whether we won/lost at international level i couldn't give a monkeys about cricket.

i only really read the other football stuff and general discussion forums so can cope with a busy homepage thingy.


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 19:05:12
Maybe we should start a non-league forum?


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 19:10:43
Non-League football is great... Although, I fear/or would hate seeing Swindon in it.


Title: Re: Cocaine charge cricketer remanded
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 19:13:26
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