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Title: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:01:54
Sussex: So is that Witney legal yet?

Birdy: It's her 16th birthday today.

Sussex: Cool, don't feel so bad about that dream I had the other night.

Birdy: Great, I've got an unemployed boyfriend with heart disease, hasn't had an erection for ages and has paedophile tendencies.

Silence.

Honesty is not always the best policy. Fucking women.  :)




Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Danjackson10 on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:05:16
Sounds like something straight out of eastenders


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:07:02
 Can't you get Birdy a gymslip,  some navy knickers and offer her sweeties?


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:10:24
We've just shared a bag of jelly tots, this grooming lark is more complicated than I thought..


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:11:47
We've just shared a bag of jelly tots...

She's taken the bait Sussex... time to pounce.


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:14:47
We've just shared a bag of jelly tots, this grooming lark is more complicated than I thought..

 Haribo jelly babies Yes, it is isn't it.


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Sippo on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:18:33
And then you come on an internet forum to tell everyone... ;) :D


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 8, 2008, 21:34:35
'Enders Peado dude is the best telly character since Chris Cousins.



Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 10:00:16
wow Sussex you are such a catch!  :soapy tit wank:

I knew Birdy should have ran off with Moses whilst she had the chance! ;)


Title: Re: Eastenders in the Sussex household
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 15:50:34
At least you didn't kill anyone. Apart from in that Chester based soap opera.

Actually it's still not looking good.