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is poisoned apparently. So as a kindness and a service to my meat-eating chums on TEF, thought I'd give you all a heads-up - before tucking into your Sunday morning rashers, if it comes from Ireland, then, erm, don't. Some food poisoning thing or other

Oh yeah I saw that on the news last night. I thought it'd be fun to see which TEF member got ill before realising first though.

  *Goes to check point of origin of bacon in yesterday's fry up*......
   Phew Denmark.

So this isn't a thread about a Gallic porn video?

 Don't you mean Gaelic?

 Gallic is French...who produce some "interesting" stuff.

Yes I did mean Gaelic. Thanks for highlighting my embarrasing mistake.

 That's alright, it can't be any worse than leaving out the s in embarrassing.

 It's today's fun game...an award of a comically shaped vegetable to the poster with teh greatest % of mistakes in their posting....JOHNNY REEVES currently leads with 76.8%

Ace. You transposed the letters of the word 'the' incorrectly, Reginald.

 Clarification on fat fingered typos is called for, quite clearly I don't know how to spell the.

we have friends over from Ireland who brought over lots of stuff for a fry up. 1 only had 1 sausage and 3 fried eggs cooked in Irish pork fat.

If I don't post for a while, you'll know I am dead!

You said mistakes. I thought in our fun yet pedantic game, such an error would count. Will you forgive me?

Fuck him, he spelt 'the' wrong. End of discussion.

Don't buy any Chinese takeaways for awhile, they will be buying Irish pork in bulk instead of using the normal moggy population for their dishes.

 To err is human...to forgive divine.  Of course I will, but that cunt Hertab can fuck right off.

Garlic is French as well. Don't think I've ever seen French 'stuff'

Herthab you old cunt, not Hertab.............

  :cry:

   

Sorry Reg. Didn't expect you to write in Estuary English though (Dropping your aitches)

 Comes from being an old Park boy...