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Title: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:09:40 We're doing Secret Santa at work and it's based on the persons initials. I've drawn a woman with initials SF and I haven't got a scooby as to what to get her.
Suggestions please. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:11:41 We're doing Secret Santa at work and it's based on the persons initials. I've drawn a woman with initials SF and I haven't got a scooby as to what to get her. Suggestions please. Sticky fingers.... Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:12:20 how much are you able to spend?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:12:56 Something Fragrant
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:13:18 Seventy Five
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:13:31 Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:13:38 i'm confused, does the gift have to relate to the person's initials?
any idea of age? Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:13:45 Sam's Fart
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:14:16 i'm confused, does the gift have to relate to the person's initials? any idea of age? 50. But she can take a joke. I hope. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:14:39 Smelly Fisting
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:14:45 hip flask for work.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:15:03 Seventeen Funsizemarsbars
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:15:43 you could buy lots of little chocolates for a Small Feast?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:16:58 Smelly Fisting If she's 50 then fisting is probably better than fingers... Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: DV on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:22:12 give her the cash
sam's fiver Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Luci on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:28:45 Sherbet Fountain
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:29:39 See if you can get her Sacred Flesh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Flesh) on DVD.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:34:00 There's probably quite a selection of films, if you can find a cheap DVD of one of them.
San Francisco Saving Face Shooting Fish Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:40:09 A Stocking Filler
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:42:01 Costume Jewellery seems to be fashionable these days with the ladies.
Many different types, so you have a lot to choose from. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Luci on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:43:52 Is there a need for a whoooosh smiley?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:44:47 SClub7 figurines
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:46:17 Bollocks didt read it thorough enough.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: adje on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:48:43 Soft Furnishings
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:49:42 Bollocks didt read it thorough enough. Stupid Fucker. Sorry, got carried away with the theme. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:53:56 Stupid Fucker. Sorry, got carried away with the theme. Sounds feasible Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: swindonbob on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:56:13 Some faeces
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:11:21 Give her some socks and fudge. (Or a chomp on a smelly foreskin)
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:12:02 i can help with the smelly foreskin if you're interested
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:16:10 Buy yourself a festive hat, white beard and red suit. Bring a spare pillow in. Take her into the stationery cupboard and give her a Santa Fuck
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:49:03 Something Furry..
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:56:37 Small Flacid?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: nochee on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:59:48 Smelly Fish, there is a thread on here somewhere where you can buy one!
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 00:57:23 salad fingers?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 01:07:38 Sodomised flaps
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 09:01:18 Soapy flannel?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: nevillew on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 09:44:18 Shortbread Fingers
Something Festive Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 10:01:27 Thank you Nev for the serious suggestions! Shortbread fingers I think it is.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 12:01:11 yum Id be well chuffed if I got shortbread!! its one of the lushest biscuits available!!
Im glad we dont have to have hard themes like that!! Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: herthab on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 12:03:55 I always thought of you as a nice girl JFW.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 12:13:01 ummmm good? thats good isnt it? or are you being sarky?
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