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We haven't had one for a while and it'll piss Spacey off..

Crisps.

1) Tyrells - the jalapeno ones (sadly they've stopped making that flavour now. Sob)
2) Tesco Salt & vinegar chipsticks
3) Pickled onion Monster Munch

Come on then you fuckers  :)

I don't think my "Child's Tears" suggestion won the walkers competition.

1. walkers smokey bacon- getting harder to find
2. red hula hoops
3. skips

M&S Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar
Pom Bears
Wheat Crunchies - Bacon

1. McCoys Flame Grilled Steak
2. Walkers Chilli Sensations
3. Kettle Chips

Branigans Beef and Mustard
Monster Monster Roast Beef
Squares Cheese and Onion.

Walkers Salt and Vinegar
Nice and Spicy Nik Naks
Worcester Sauce flavour

1 T-Bone Steak Roysters
2 Pickled Onion Space raiders
3 Rib and Saucy Nick Naks

mccoys thai sweet chilli
walkers salt & vinegar
Hula hoops BBQ beef

Tesco's Potato Triangles
Sour Cream & Chive Pretzels
McCoys Cheese & Onion

Pringles Sour cream and onion
McCoys flaming chicken
Walkers cheese and onion

mccoys cheese and onion,frazzles,rib and saucy nic nacs

I'm not bothered.

Here's a list of weather

Sunny
Rainy
Cloudy
Windy
Snowy
Rainy and windy
Sunny but with some clouds

1 Sunny
2. Sunny with clouds
3. Snowy

Tyne, Dogger. Northeast 3 or 4. Occasional rain. Moderate or poor.

1) Light drizzle ooop North
2) Clear skies and sunshine down here
3) Cheese and ham toasted baguette for lunch (with a pickled onion)

And Sage.

Oh yes.

I seem to have changed the direction of the thread slightly. I'm like a thread weaver.

Here's a list of things you might find on a mantelpiece

Clock
House keys
Ornament of a clown looking well fucked off with life
TV remote
Packet of fags
Photograph of a family member/pet.

Maybe I could do a survey of people in my office and we could play family fortunes.

You forgot a candle that never gets lit and some loose change.

Jeremy Kyle's repeated at half one, can't wait. I'm having a very constructive day off.

Judge Judy can be worth catching on ITV2. Often they're a bit dull, but you occasionally get something special. Judy can always tell when you're lying, I don't know why they bother.

I dont have a mantlepiece  :(

Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Salt n Vinegar Smith Chipsticks
Cheesy Wotsits

hey all you non-worker type people - anyone wanna waste a valuble day of doing nothing beign a body for my aerobic instructor exam on the 16th Dec?

where, when, why and what would I have to do?

You haven't lived!

16th December, Calne Leisure centre, me and Sooze are taking our Exams - you would need to participate in 2 45 minclasses - one taken by me and one taken by Sooz - They are not dead hard classes.

what do you think?

Use your imagination. Have you got a bookshelf? It's a place where you keep books. Books are things that contain information that may expand your knowledge. What do you keep on your bookshelf instead of books?

You're not selling it well at all JFW.

travel to Calne (thats a no already!) and then exercise for 45 minutes.  twice.  for free.  

OK how should I sell it???

and I dont have a bookshelf either as yes you guessed it - I dont really own any books!!

There's a shock...

I dont think you want to know.

Im not going to bite at your increasing nasty comments! I used to think you were such a nice boy!

OOnce us guys get past 17 it's just not worth bothering is it JFW!