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........to me  :wotjump:

30 years young today

Happy birthday fanta pants, you old fart.

Happy Birthday mate

Happy Birthday Magic.

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday, Have a good one mate!

cheers guys. had a great time.
girlfriend is taking me here   http://www.hoarcross.co.uk/home.html
for this weekend. i get unlimited golf and she's booked me in for a full body massage too which is going to be ace.

Happy birthday mate!

I was fucking battered...

happy birthday you lezzer loving fuckface

you looked it as you stumbled out the room. Shaun was bouncing off the walls too!!!

thanks for my present mate. Haven't got your mobile number to of said thanks yesterday but it was very much appreciated

Fucksake how many more threads do we need on birthdays

 :happybday:

Sorry its a day late Martin, hope you had a good one :)

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday.

Hoar Cross is a good laugh, I played some junior par 3 tournament up there ages ago with a sprained wrist and still came 4th out of 30.

That's awesome, Dave! I do love your golf stories.

it's only a par 3 nine hole course so it'll be good fun whilst i'm there. Also get free golf lessons with the pro twice a day too.

What's for lunch at these lessons carots?

Get yourself a hobby and you could post some of your own, otherwise hush up you miserable old cunt.

Get out.

Again?  It's all I seem to do thesedays.  Not my fault if Magic was being a nugget.

TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!

he's got one. Trying to be champion oin all the arcade games.

 
My hobby is taking the piss out of Joeys.

Who's Joey?

You

Magic

No, you

what?

I was 30 yesterday n all Magic!

happy birthday for yesterday Juddie. Two TEF birthdays on the same day.
Anyone else on here share the same birthday

I share the same birthday (and year) with my wife. Makes arranging a surprise party a real bitch.

Happy birthday Magic & Judster - you pair of old bastards.

Village and I do. He's (quite a bit) younger though.

Happy Birthdays agic and Juddie. The best of your life is behind you, it's all down hill to retirement and death.

Hope you had a good one.

How does it feel to be 30 for you Magic?

Me and my sister share the same birthday, and she's expecting again, and when's it due, on our birthday!!  Prince Andrew also shares our birthdays, however other than me I'm not sure if they post on here anymore.

shaquil o'neil has the same birthday as me. and michaelangelo

thats freaky!! I share the same birthday as podger!! its the royal birthday!

gary linekar shares mine and magic's birthday. Along with Elisha Cuthbert, Abel Xavier and Ben stiller.

and Winston Churchill

I get Sven Goran Eriksson and Cristiano Ronaldo. Lucky me.

I've felt a tad reflective since turning 30. Might be the two hangovers I've had since turning 30!

I've always felt 18 but with more responsibilities as I get older, but 30 seems quite old to me.

Share mine with John Travolta

 :-[

Share mine with Sonic 8)

30 didn't really bother me, but nearly half way to 40 is turning out to be slightly more depressing.

Oh, and Johnny Cash and Michael Bolton. Marvellous!

Im dreading being 30!!

and me

I am 30 in June - Not looking forward to it. I am repeatedly told I only look 25 and younger so every cloud!

but you'll be in 'your peak' JFW! Ours has long gone!

peak of old!!

Charlie Chaplin and Jimmy Osmond!

Mines on the same as Prince Philip.

Im not sure if my birthday is on the same day as any actual royal people

but I consider myself the queen!

Mick Cunting Hucknall - FUCK.

It turns out I share a birthday with Madonna, Stan Lazaridis, Frankie Boyle and Roque Santa Cruz.

Gianfranco Zola, Marcus Allback, Hernan Crespo, Nuno Gomes, Stylian Petrov & alberto Gilardino. Quite a formidable attacking force there (well except Allback).

Oh and Humberto Benítez Treviño.

And Eva Green.......