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And an Oxford fan too. What are the odds.

Mind you, I have to say I did used to watch mallett's mallet on wac-a-day.

Likewise... The 80's ended and Monsieur Mallett never dealt with it!

Like to give him a whack a day.

Robson Green - what a cunt!

My Scum detector must be switched off. Mallett a Scummer, I never knew. Cunt.

The rubber-mouthed little cunt has his own poxcast.

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/oxfordunited/timmymallettspodcast/read_48990/

Well I hope they're not given bananas to eat otherwise Sulu ain't gonig to sit down for a week.

Many years ago (about 1998) I used to run entertainments at a student union.  I started booking people like mallet to appear at our Saturday night disco 'the big cheese'.  Second time I booked him I left my assistant to run the night and was at home after a heavy afternoon drinking watching some I love 1989 type programme (featuring the simpering bespectacled goon) when Mallet rang me to get into the venue.  That was a strange moment.  I changed my number soon after.

I have to say in my dealings with him he was a perfectly nice well mannered and entertaining gentleman.

Mind you so would I be if I was being paid £1500 to dick around on stage for 20 minutes before selling 50 odd replica mallets at a £10 a time to crowds of young fit stude-ettes. But still there's far more annoying cunts than him.

Keith fucking Harris and that fucking duck for 2.

Agree, Timmy Mallett is an annoying little cunt, bit like Bart really! :rocket:

Timmy Mallet = Tosser = Pox fan

What are you saying.. Bart is Timmy Mallet !!!

That would explain a lot !!

no. peter duncan is a bigger cunt. my dad threw a table at duncan when he started acting the big i am at a kids charity football event.

Mex is your old man the fella you were with at the Members bar before the Colchester match?  If so I can't really imagine him getting angry at all, seems a placid kind of bloke.

Mallett, Robson Green, Duncan and Keith Harris all rushing across the pitch to the Town end.......

I would jump that fucking Westlers hotdog truck to get to em!

i hope timmy mallett catches something nasty in the jungle and dies a slow painful death.

The chuckle brothers = irritating tossers.

to me to you

yes that was my dad, placid? far from it. he shoots immigrants for a living.

As in 'Lake Placid', calm on the surface but hiding a horrible monster!!?

David Van Day is immensly more annoying!!

Back in the premier league when I was stewarding he was at a game (coinciding with him being in panto in Swindon) he came round before the game shaking every stewards hand, he had a Poxford scarf on as he walked round.

I was the only steward that day to say no fucking way will I ever shake the hand of a Pox scarf wearing person inside the county ground.

He mouthed "what a twat" to me as he walked on........I cherish that memory!

shouldve nutted the cunt john!

i watched the awful programme last night for the first time this series,and what a load of bollocks it was.they are all self indulgent idiots,and timmy mallet is just like he was on wacaday, only more annoying.esther ransen seems about the nicest one in there
i hope they all get bitten or stung by something and they die on screen(actually i dont mean that)just nearly die......

I don't mind Mickey Miller, or that bloke from Blue.

hate them both BOF!! BOF!! and as for that song? jesus!!comedy gold when they were talking about how they could replace ant and dec for the next series, brilliant!!

Has Timmy got a supply of plasters with him?

I don't mind Carly on Nicola for obvious reasons  :moon:

*bump*

EUGH apprently David Van Day is the favourite to win!!

he repulses me greatly

i think he's gay, he's very camp.

bizarrely he got kicked out of the tory party for homophobic remarks at a conference in brighton of all places

David Van Day is a funny bloke.  I love the way he's played this jungle game, he's like a panto villian.  Hope he wins it, or if not him Micky.  Good to see that bird get kicked out yesterday, hopefully Simon whatshisname goes tonight.

I love Jo Swash I want him to win - he reminds me a bit of Sam Parkin anyone else think that???

DVD is a MING of the highest proportions

DVD loves his hair so much yet its fucking shit hair, i love my hair but my hair is actually mint

who went out last night - I missed it due to heroes!! which reminds me MUST bump that thread up!!

simon webbe i think.

i take it cuntface timmy is still in?
hope he catches ebola or something

nah timmy went, he lost an eat-off to the copper.

when they get booted out is priceless, they try so hard to hide the dissapointment and thought of their 'career' ebbing away by the second, but can never manage it.

timmy, brian and the fake boobs all looked mortified when they left.

so you hate the programme buit know who was booted out?

its OK to like this programme we wont tell anyone your not cool! ;)

who?

you minger!!

im not a minger 8)

i only knew cos my mrs had it on in the background.

i like george. he sounds like a sat nav, but in a much more soothing way.

Michael Parkinson  what a brown noser.

How about Jamie Theakstone?

Jesus Christ. What a cunt.

Hurray David is out!! Joe to win!

No he isn't, Robbie Williams has been on tv a few times.

i came within 2 bodyguards of smacking robbie williams once.