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Title: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:06:20 ahhhh its that time of year again ::)
Ive been roped into organising the sports centre Christmas party and secret santa. I just know I will end up having to buy for horrid Steve! Also I just know it will be like the Boots advert with the girls going out putting lots of time and effort into the gifts and wrapping and the boys will end up getting there mum to wrap up something out of lost property! Has anyone had any good presents or really bad/innapropriate presents via secret santa? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Nemo on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:09:45 I've got to buy for a woman I know nothing about.
Bloody wonderful. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Sippo on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:11:25 I hate christmas.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:13:27 i got given a box of condoms once! very random
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: leefer on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:14:34 Have you still got them Dan!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:27:19 I've got to buy for a woman I know nothing about. Bloody wonderful. www.annsummers.com Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Nemo on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:28:34 Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: nevillew on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:29:29 Mid Fourties. Probably be eternally grateful then. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: leefer on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:29:58 Laura Ashley.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:41:40 Stanna?
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:49:44 some sort of sented candle!! always a winner!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:51:30 Yeah give her a good scented candle!. JFW, you're filthy.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: A Gent Orange on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 12:52:18 Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:31:12 Yeah give her a good scented candle!. JFW, you're filthy. Does sceneted candle stand for something rude that Im not aware of? :eek: GOD Im so not down with the kids Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:32:02 i'd give you a scented candle anyday
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:32:38 does it mean podge?? since when has scented candle stood for podge???
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:33:23 podge?! i was simply referring to giving you a nice scented candle that will light up your life and fill the room with a beautiful aroma
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:36:06 I've got to buy for a woman I know nothing about. Bloody wonderful. Buy her a dildo, all women love dildos, so it makes you look both thoughtful and caring. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:39:13 does it mean podge?? since when has scented candle stood for podge??? Nah. I just made it up. Does sound like it could though. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:44:06 I bought someone a shaun the sheep air-freshner
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:57:32 podge?! i was simply referring to giving you a nice scented candle that will light up your life and fill the room with a beautiful aroma I fill you with some aroma in a minute! ;) Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:43:03 I've got to buy for a woman I know nothing about. Bloody wonderful. Get her this http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 Quote Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! You really have to. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:49:07 USB Disco ball in PC World - about £2..
I gave my telesales girl a muzzle a few years back.......by pissing myself at her ire i let the cat out the bag! Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:51:41 That shop Hawkins Bazaar has lots of cheap stuff i'd want from a secret santa. They even have a naughty section, which is not very hidden, amongst all the kids stuff.
When I worked at HMV the security guard was my secret santa. He just gave me my fiver back as he didn't know what to get. Slightly lacking in imagination but I was quite happy. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Nemo on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 17:01:46 That shop Hawkins Bazaar has lots of cheap stuff i'd want from a secret santa That was the plan, the sheer array of cheap crap they have in there is something wonderful. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, November 20, 2008, 18:07:58 I'm with Ben on this one :D .
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 10:32:22 I know both mine now
At real work - I have to buy something to wear (we have to pick a theme as well as a name!!) for Cass our slightly ekcentric scatty party time lady!! easy peasy!! At the sports centre I have Ross - slightly harder but not too shoddy!! Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 11:04:10 My ex-boss, who is quite a funny bird, had to buy a secret santa for someone who got on her tits. So she went to some cheap poundland style shop and bought the woman 2 plastic, mock-laminate, wood effect style floor tiles. That was a fucking superb present. I got a cock shaped pink Ann Summers toothbrush from some other bird. Nice.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 12:14:21 OMG - We have just done ours at work - Linda our nice temp lady had to buy me "something to eat" she has made me a HUGE basket full of homemade sweets, cakes and buiscuits all beautifully wrapped - I nearly cried its so nice!!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 12:18:19 I have got someone 'Mullett Top Trumps' from Hawkins Bazaar in town. If they don't like it, there will be murders.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 12:21:13 ha ha they are amazin - I saw them when we were looking at the "guess who's naked game"
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Boeta on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 13:13:39 best to buy the most random thing you can come across
i'm going to go to an op shop and find something weird for my kris kringle (aussie name for secret santa) Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Luci on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 13:17:20 I was a bit lazy with mine. I couldn't be bothered to think of anything imaginative so just bought a bottle of pink sparkly wine and it comes in a nice box too.
It was for a girly girl though so she'll be happy! Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: tans on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 13:21:09 i got someone minger top trumps.
i think his mrs might be in there! Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 13:36:47 i got mine this
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/happy-man-bottle-stopper.html she'll love it Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: swindon_chick on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 18:34:26 I got mine secret santa girl - A Pink Rubber Duck, Build your own Gingerbread House, Some Bath Confetti & some lip Balm.
I was given apple sours! I knew straight away who it was from too!!! Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 19:03:12 Where can one purchase a 'build your own gingerbread house'? I've never seen one for sale!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: swindon_chick on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 19:25:06 ikea!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 19, 2008, 10:39:11 I got mine secret santa girl - A Pink Rubber Duck, Build your own Gingerbread House, Some Bath Confetti & some lip Balm. I was given apple sours! I knew straight away who it was from too!!! all that for a fiver??? wow Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: swindon_chick on Friday, December 19, 2008, 17:53:02 all that for a fiver??? wow I went over by £1.50 oops but I think most people did!! Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 22, 2008, 14:26:17 I just got an Ann Summers Book of Sex. Just what I always wanted.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 22, 2008, 14:29:03 Is that cause its like your initials?
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 22, 2008, 14:50:01 Yep.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 22, 2008, 15:51:00 OH!! how pants I would have much rather had shortbread buiscuits!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 22, 2008, 16:05:59 It's not too bad. It's got nude pictures in so it's kept me entertained at work today.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 22, 2008, 16:06:40 boobies and willys! tee hee!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 22, 2008, 17:28:17 I got a reindeer thong and some chocolate money.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, December 22, 2008, 17:34:29 I hope you wear that to the next home game?
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 22, 2008, 17:55:55 I wore it to the last one
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 10:29:40 We were boring this year and didn't have a secret santa. So my 10 Euro went to Charity to help underprivelaged Children instead.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 11:48:39 I got cotton Wool, ear plugs, disposable gloves and a bottle of beer - I think it is a baby survival kit - for those that don't get the joke I have a new baby on the way next year (or hopefully s/he won't arrive until next year)
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Luci on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 12:25:54 I got a wine glass that fits a whole bottle of wine in it! I didn't realise anyone in the office knew me that well!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 12:30:28 I got a novelty fridge magnet of Isambard Kingdom Brunel. I can shape him into various silly stances... Currently IKB is a crab.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 12:31:56 Bondage starter kit with handcuffs and whip and a boobies face cloth thingy.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: BrightonRed on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 12:42:17 Always a good gift:
Chlamydia, Gonorrhea or Herpes : http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/main/venereals/ or if you want a really bad taste gift, give them HIV: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/products/hiv.html My girlfriend gave my mate HIV as his secret santa present. |