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Dorchester 1 up against Oxford

Histon 2-1 up at Stevenage, could go top of the Conference tonight.

Who have they got at home on Saturday?









Oxford United!!!

Grays were beating Carlisle at home, but the floodlights have died and it's been abandoned. Heartbreak for Grays, a long way home for Carlisle having to do it again!

learn your lesson - don't laugh too soon.

We're still in it though, are you? :D

We're still in the football league, are you?

Give it time, standard isn't much different anyway it's all dire shit. We'll probably be non existent soon any way, we're just spiraling around the plug hole. :eek:

Yeah but our dire shit has a bit of quality. Granted we lost to Histon, but if they are the best the conference has to offer it's really saying something. Ugly, ugly football.

If Oxford were in the southern hemisphere would they gurgle down the plug whole the other way round?

One round later and out they go, this time to 10 man Torquay - shame.

FA Cup is equally mega important for all clubs. If any of the Conference teams get a money spinner in Round 3 it makes a significant difference.

We lost to Histon and I think our exit was far worse but the fact Oxford have missed the opportunity of said money spinner heals some wounds I guess.

Definitely. The best example of it is when the Man U draw (and draw) basically saved Exeter. As lower league clubs get their finances in order (as in not have chairmen who'll keep the gate receipts), the first few rounds of the FA cup will become more and more important. Which to be honest is fucking brilliant. Good to have an important cup competition. Getting a good 3rd round draw (and even if you don't you've got a better chance next round) is like the champions league of the lower divisions.

shit draw for Torquay though, Blackpoo at home.

I consider that to be a cracking draw, means they have a great chance to get through to the 4th round. 

Well yeah, I did think that as I posted it. But Blackpool are a pretty decent team. Good win at Plymuff yesterday. You want your pay day really ASAP!

Blackpool aren't high flyers in the Championship but should beat Torquay any day. I might even head down to Torquay for that game as my Dad is a pool fan, and Torquay is always a good day out in my experience!

I always love going to Torquay!!!

 Bit of a bugger losing the likes of Torquay...always a good excuse for a day at the seaside.

 Bormuff is my favourite....next season in the Conference if they stay up teh scum could have Weymouth, Torquay and Bormuff, that doesn't seem fair.

 I suppose we might have Morecambe, if we don't pull our finger out.

 

It would be nice to visit the sandpit again at Blackpool again, now that's a very good night out!!

 Only place where I've seen a bird in the street drop her knickers and have a piss in the gutter....classy.

You've obviously not had a night out in Windsor?
Unfortunately/fortunately most of them don't ware knickers!!

 No never had a night out in Windsor....but it sounds like it might be worth making the effort.

Ive Eton in Windsor.

3 weeks ago right outside Jamie's new italian in Bath...11.30, saturday night.

Drunk student...check
Mini skirt...check
Stripey tights....check
Mirror...check (actually the restaurant window)
Corner to piss in...check

Bar full of people pointing and laughing as she pisses on her shoes, priceless.

I've seen that happen in Bridge Street in the town centre. She was an old drunk hag, still gives me nightmares.

oh christ Im going there for my works Christmas do!!!

Don't wear posh shoes or stripey tights then.  (I'm only joking)

always posh shoes!!

Red Hat, Red Shoes, No ....?