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gonna watch this, Ant & Dec are class  :nod:

Indeed they are, the rest of the show is bollocks though.

Their ain't no hype, that's fo sho.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m_sJmIQrH54

I reckon we will witness our first live heart attack this year

I've got it on in the bedroom, something to fall asleep too.

I was reading about this rubbish in the paper and apparently one of the 'celebs' is an gay ex police man and another one is Si Pie!!

brilliant, a 71 yr old falling down a hill into trees :)

whos the yellow blonde with the boobs?

nicola mclean, glamour model and goes out with a peterborough player, tommy williams i think

Peterborough's very own Cyprus one cap wonder.

ah i see. ta

I had a look, had to laugh at George falling down that bloody hill and coming to a stop crashing into the tree with his nuts haha

The acting in this is superb!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI

I fell asleep.

that George Takei talks so weird, i feel a bit brainwashed when he speaks kinda like when stephen hawkins drops those words from his voice box machine thing!

Didn't know George Takei is on it. He's my favourite gay ever.

Micky Miller will win I reckon.  Seems a decent enough bloke.

Kilroy Silk will be hated by the majority, in around 5 days I reckon (if he's not already hated that is).

Nicola McLean was my ultimate Page 3 girl back in college, forgot she existed.

I'm eagerly anticipating her Nuts photoshoot after she comes out of the jungle.

Is that funny old Man Hiros dad????

Simon Webbes skin is so beautiful (not Si Pi!!)

Yeah thats the one! SW did state that he had been moisturising since he was a baby! Poof!

not that taken by any of the women in there ... bit disappointing really I thought ...

If sulu doesn't win then I'm disowning the british reality telly watching public

seeing micky and simon do that task last night was just funny. either of those to win please.

oh and i liked Micky saying he's living in a Camp Camp

Umm you are a little confused there. That's the same guy!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh the silk worm was mega juicy!  Urgh!!!!!!!!

No it wasn't that was the grub.

Im beginning to like Nicola - the girls were so sweet to Esta last night

Will we get to see her husband next Tuesday? apprently this is the first time her husband has seen her without makeup on as she sleeps with her makeup on then gets up earlier than him to reapply in the morning before he wakes up!!!  :eek:

ooh is that the one with the boobs? If it is i like her too... she seems to have come across really well. Not keen on t'other blonde one in that camp though...

yeah shes the boobs one

Do you mean you dont like Dani Behr?? apprently she might be pregnant now and if she is she has to leave - has she had some "work" done her face looks a little tight!!

noo its Joe Coles missus im not keen on.... But who is Nicolas man?

someone that plays for Peterborough - I think his name is Tommy?

Tommy Williams... a Cypriot international i believe.

Im gonna google him - see if hes hot

OMG!! I found this - he guide to keeping a man!!  :eek:

Never ever let your man see you without make-up. I've never met a girl who didn't keep her face on the first time she slept with her boyfriend. Keep those high standards throughout your time together.

Try not to feel guilty about the time you take getting ready. Think of it as investing time in your relationship - looking good means your bloke will still fancy you. Fix chipped nails immediately or you will look like a lazy slob.

Don't do any men's jobs like changing lightbulbs, ordering food in restaurants, opening car doors or phoning for takeaways. It's not feminine.

Shave rather than wax your legs and other important bits. Waxing means letting your hair grow a little bit, and no man likes that. Get the razor out every day.

Don't worry if people call you stupid or a bimbo. Once they say that, you've nothing to live up to so you can just carry on being happily high-maintenance.

Theres this quote too - but I dont understand it? how can a minnie grow????

She exfoliates her entire body and shaves her upper and lower legs, underarms and bikini line every day. The very thought of a missing out on her daily regime shocks Nicola to the very core of her fake-tanned body. She exclaims: "Let my minnie grow a millimetre too long? Never!"

I would imagine the conversations in their house are really challenging on an intellectual level.

The bloke sounds like all he wants is a glorified blow-up doll.

Don't we all?

Not for a relationship Rich. (I might keep it in the cupboard though...)

I think it means she keeps it bald down there ;)
But it reads like "A Wags Diary" which made me laugh loads so i like her even more!

If I wore make up to bed everynight I would have skin like Amy Winehouse

But I do some of those things she says like shave my legs and bits everyday (mainly as I have to wear shorts to work!!) - I dont let mey minnie grow though! imagine it grew everyday! soapy tit wank!

YOUR SO RIGHT!! I so think thats why I like her - she reminds me so much of the girl out of WAGS diary!!

I agree with her. Put some effort in, girls.

I like to think I still do make effort!

oooooh Timmy Mallets gone in!! along with the man from dollar

80's tastic

That's it, even though I haven't contemplated watching this tedious drivel yet, now that Oxford scummer's in it I'm definitely not watching it.

Thank you and good day.

moody goose!!

I once had a picture I drew of magic the cockateel showed out on Wacaday - does that make me a traitor?

Yes, you should be banned.

thanks alot bum face

No problem ;)

Ive never got into Im a Celeb,I do feel sorry for the Rats and Bugs and stuff though.

I used to have a cockatiel...

I used to have a budgie until my dog ate it.

what a sad story

cockateels are A.Mazin - althought I fear LS may have been talking about his winkle??

A cheap meal.

i hope they all die in the jungle.

now that would make reality tv!

I hope they all die apart from sulu.

I didnt realise Sulu/Hiros dad is a gay?  I fear the gays are taking over - the gayer in Boyzone is coverting with another man in there new video!

He's ridiculously gay. He's so gay he makes normal gay people look straight.

what Sulu/Hiros dad or Steven Gately?

On a cultural note,has anyone got their baps out yet?

George Takei (Sulu/Hiro's dad)

really I cant believe I never noticed

Your gaydar is obviously very poor.

I know!!! Im dissapointed in myself!!

Thye are saying it might gt cancelled now cause of the rain! I hope not!

Apparently he is a gay activist as well!

That's how gay he actually is!  Proper Gay!

What? There are gay people is showbusiness? Since when? I must have missed this meeting.

I might become a gay activist

I might join stonewall!

You haven't quite got the point of this program, have you? They are 'celebrities', not bakers.

Hahahaha, no... i havent yet managed to stick on an appropriate name for Little Al :)

I did really have a cockatiel. It was called Chucky.

Im a bit scared of parroty type things really - my friend Sooz has a parrotty thing called Duncan and it has eaten all there doors in there house - I think it if eats doors it could eat a human eye or something?