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Title: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:45:14
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Sainsburys basic pizza - £0.99
Sainsburys basic baked beans - £0.29
Housemates leftover cheese - £0.00

The best goddam pizza ever made in the history of the universe - Priceless


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: tans on Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:49:13
that may taste good dave, but that looks like my puke after a dodgy korma


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:53:39
Waller's liposcuction afterbirth


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: yeo on Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:55:47
no such thing as "leftover cheese"  Dave.

You have stolen that Cheese my friend and you should pay with your life!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:08:48
har har. what he doesn't know wont hurt him


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:12:23
Oh dear dave.

That's nearly as bad as my old staple of pasta cheese and beans, a bowl of which could keep you going for a few days on little else.



Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Sussex on Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:20:44
The sloppy knife and fork garnish is a nice touch.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:40:36
My own chunder has just killed my laptop......

That has to go down in history as a classic student meal though. Well done ginge.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:57:48
why did you put the knife and fork ON the pizza!?

i had smoked haddock, which was beauts.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:59:48
a short list off the top of my head of words i hate:

carnage
random
epic
banter
safe
literally

they're almost always used by cunts. i'm sure you're an exception dave.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:15:32
Are they pet bowls at the top of the table, if they are even your pets would turn down that non-dogs dinner...


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:47:08
I dont usually use epic, but my latvain housemate uses it to describe everything so its stuck

Of course their not fucking pet bowls.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:50:17
a short list off the top of my head of words i hate:

carnage
random
epic
banter
safe
literally

they're almost always used by cunts. i'm sure you're an exception dave.

Meh, if "mint" isn't on the list then I'd say you were also a cunt.

Literally, this is epic banter.

Safe mate.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:50:45
I dont usually use epic, but my latvain housemate uses it to describe everything so its stuck

Of course their not fucking pet bowls.

I'm please they're not, if they had been I would have been forced to report you to the RSPCA.


What are those strange things at the end of the table?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:51:31
L to R

Plant pot
Mug
Wallet
Lamp


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:53:25
L to R

Plant pot
Mug
Wallet
Lamp

Ooooh, you mist the tablet between the Plant Pot and the Mug, before the purse.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: axs on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:53:47
Do you eat your dinner straight off the table? Do you want a plate for Christmas?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:54:56
Thats not a tablet, its a bit off of an envelope.

And there is a plate underneath the pizza. But if you've ever seen a 99p sainsburys pizza you'll know how fucking huge they are!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:56:32
Thats not a tablet, its a bit off of an envelope.

And there is a plate underneath the pizza. But if you've ever seen a 99p sainsburys pizza you'll know how fucking huge they are!

Obviously bigger than your smallish plate!!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:01:54
exactly columbo


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:06:10
exactly columbo
Columbo was I believe an 80s production, I thought you were a youngster, maybe I'm wrong; or do you just watch a lot of repeats on Sky?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:08:11
Columbo was I believe an 80s production, I thought you were a youngster, maybe I'm wrong; or do you just watch a lot of repeats on Sky?

Columbo started in the 60's and went through the decades after didn't it?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:08:36
Everybody knows who columbo is morse


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:10:43
Everybody knows who columbo is morse

Who was Morse's favourite composer? - Columbo!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:11:41
tchaikovsky

he mixed a black key
with a white key
to make a half caste symphonyyyyyyy


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:13:47
tchaikovsky

he mixed a black key
with a white key
to make a half caste symphonyyyyyyy


Naughty, but wrong.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:15:15
it was in a poem about stereotypes written by a black man you racist.

anyway, morse wasn't into classical music, he was more an acid house kinda guy


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:15:43
Columbo was made up until a few years ago. One of my favourite episodes, "How To Dial A Murder" was made in the late 70s.



Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:17:59
it was in a poem about stereotypes written by a black man you racist.

anyway, morse wasn't into classical music, he was more an acid house kinda guy

Down rover!!!

Sherlock Holmes was more into acid I think you'll find.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: axs on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:22:54
Columbo was made up until a few years ago.

Is it true now?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:28:35
The last episode couldn't have been more than half a decade ago.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Batch on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:29:37
1971-2003, IMDB says he's not wrong.

just one more thing....


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: axs on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:36:16
The last episode couldn't have been more than half a decade ago.

I was just making a bad joke. ignore me.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: DV on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:37:42
I got it mr. axs.

I read it that way first time as well!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, November 10, 2008, 21:45:14
it was in a poem about stereotypes written by a black man you racist.

John Agard infact. I've seen him at a live poetry recital. He's pretty ace.



Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 10, 2008, 22:23:59
I've seen him at a live poetry recital.



how ghey


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Nemo on Monday, November 10, 2008, 22:48:21
I'm guessing this was the compulsary English GCSE one. Agard was a bit ace though yes, although Carol Ann Duffy still ranks amongst the most boring people I've ever encountered.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 02:35:46
carol ann duffy was a slag

going off on a huge tangent, but i cant be bothered to start a new thread so i'll add it here. if theres a girl in the house next door on your course that you fancy, and you see your mate talking to her and she comes over and dances next to you is that a sign? I think i missed it?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 07:36:27
Invite her round and offer her half your beansy pizza. She'll be super impressed and it's guaranteed sexy time.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 08:05:08
I'm guessing this was the compulsary English GCSE one.

Yes it was.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 09:58:51

going off on a huge tangent, but i cant be bothered to start a new thread so i'll add it here. if theres a girl in the house next door on your course that you fancy, and you see your mate talking to her and she comes over and dances next to you is that a sign? I think i missed it?

Yeah defo Dave - get in there

Did your mate do a "my mate fancys you" kinda thing?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 10:33:29
i assume so. it was all very primary school


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 10:47:30
i assume so. it was all very primary school

Much like the first year of uni!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 11:46:07
if primary school gets results - run with it!!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 11:51:23
STFC dave = 3 years of flammableBen part 2. Looking forward to it. Wrap it up before you slap it up though Dave!  :)


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 11:52:18
thats good advice - listen to your Uncle Sussex!


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 12:02:57
haha will do


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 17:13:51
she could just be a cocktease.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 17:18:39
Have you seen Dave? hes hot - girls flock - they all want a piece


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 18:06:27
Have you seen Dave? hes hot - girls flock - they all want a piece
8)





Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 18:36:49
  It's always sensible to pull a couple of birds on the same course as you, so you've got somewhere to go for getting work sorted, finding out when exams are.. that sort of thing.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 22:16:15
I miss being an undergrad :( I don't miss the city of Plymouth one bit but the uni was great.

Aesthetically speaking, the Post-Graduates of Newcastle are a major disappointment but the über-posh undergrads, lovely stuff :D


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 22:30:02
The joy of studying in London is that there are so many students around you can't fail to find some nice ones!
 :D


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 23:02:22
London is full of attractive people. The majority of them are utter wankers.

Sense my resentment?


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 23:14:59
so are oxfrod students. I've met quite a few.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 23:53:31
so are oxfrod students.

Attractive or wankers? Or both?

I've never met an Oxford student and don't care to. They're probably wankers.

Unless you meant me, an ex-student from 'oxfrod'.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 23:54:31
its a pretty high standard here tbf


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: axs on Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 08:50:18
Attractive or wankers? Or both?

I've never met an Oxford student and don't care to. They're probably wankers.

Unless you meant me, an ex-student from 'oxfrod'.

no i meant a majority of oxfrod university students are wankers. And seemingly proud of it.


Title: Re: My epic dinner
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 08:56:41
I was offered a place at Manchester College, Oxford.

For some reason, I didn't think I'd blend in with a bunch of Upper-Class snooty bastards, so chose Warwick instead.

Wearing stupidly long scarves and riding around on bicycles just doesn't do it for me...........