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Sainsburys basic pizza - £0.99
Sainsburys basic baked beans - £0.29
Housemates leftover cheese - £0.00

The best goddam pizza ever made in the history of the universe - Priceless

that may taste good dave, but that looks like my puke after a dodgy korma

Waller's liposcuction afterbirth

no such thing as "leftover cheese"  Dave.

You have stolen that Cheese my friend and you should pay with your life!

har har. what he doesn't know wont hurt him

Oh dear dave.

That's nearly as bad as my old staple of pasta cheese and beans, a bowl of which could keep you going for a few days on little else.

The sloppy knife and fork garnish is a nice touch.

My own chunder has just killed my laptop......

That has to go down in history as a classic student meal though. Well done ginge.

why did you put the knife and fork ON the pizza!?

i had smoked haddock, which was beauts.

a short list off the top of my head of words i hate:

carnage
random
epic
banter
safe
literally

they're almost always used by cunts. i'm sure you're an exception dave.

Are they pet bowls at the top of the table, if they are even your pets would turn down that non-dogs dinner...

I dont usually use epic, but my latvain housemate uses it to describe everything so its stuck

Of course their not fucking pet bowls.

Meh, if "mint" isn't on the list then I'd say you were also a cunt.

Literally, this is epic banter.

Safe mate.

I'm please they're not, if they had been I would have been forced to report you to the RSPCA.


What are those strange things at the end of the table?

L to R

Plant pot
Mug
Wallet
Lamp

Ooooh, you mist the tablet between the Plant Pot and the Mug, before the purse.

Do you eat your dinner straight off the table? Do you want a plate for Christmas?

Thats not a tablet, its a bit off of an envelope.

And there is a plate underneath the pizza. But if you've ever seen a 99p sainsburys pizza you'll know how fucking huge they are!

Obviously bigger than your smallish plate!!

exactly columbo

Columbo was I believe an 80s production, I thought you were a youngster, maybe I'm wrong; or do you just watch a lot of repeats on Sky?

Columbo started in the 60's and went through the decades after didn't it?

Everybody knows who columbo is morse

Who was Morse's favourite composer? - Columbo!

tchaikovsky

he mixed a black key
with a white key
to make a half caste symphonyyyyyyy

Naughty, but wrong.

it was in a poem about stereotypes written by a black man you racist.

anyway, morse wasn't into classical music, he was more an acid house kinda guy

Columbo was made up until a few years ago. One of my favourite episodes, "How To Dial A Murder" was made in the late 70s.

Down rover!!!

Sherlock Holmes was more into acid I think you'll find.

Is it true now?

The last episode couldn't have been more than half a decade ago.

1971-2003, IMDB says he's not wrong.

just one more thing....

I was just making a bad joke. ignore me.

I got it mr. axs.

I read it that way first time as well!

John Agard infact. I've seen him at a live poetry recital. He's pretty ace.

how ghey

I'm guessing this was the compulsary English GCSE one. Agard was a bit ace though yes, although Carol Ann Duffy still ranks amongst the most boring people I've ever encountered.

carol ann duffy was a slag

going off on a huge tangent, but i cant be bothered to start a new thread so i'll add it here. if theres a girl in the house next door on your course that you fancy, and you see your mate talking to her and she comes over and dances next to you is that a sign? I think i missed it?

Invite her round and offer her half your beansy pizza. She'll be super impressed and it's guaranteed sexy time.

Yes it was.

Yeah defo Dave - get in there

Did your mate do a "my mate fancys you" kinda thing?

i assume so. it was all very primary school

Much like the first year of uni!

if primary school gets results - run with it!!

STFC dave = 3 years of flammableBen part 2. Looking forward to it. Wrap it up before you slap it up though Dave!  :)

thats good advice - listen to your Uncle Sussex!

haha will do

she could just be a cocktease.

Have you seen Dave? hes hot - girls flock - they all want a piece

8)

  It's always sensible to pull a couple of birds on the same course as you, so you've got somewhere to go for getting work sorted, finding out when exams are.. that sort of thing.

I miss being an undergrad :( I don't miss the city of Plymouth one bit but the uni was great.

Aesthetically speaking, the Post-Graduates of Newcastle are a major disappointment but the über-posh undergrads, lovely stuff :D

The joy of studying in London is that there are so many students around you can't fail to find some nice ones!
 :D

London is full of attractive people. The majority of them are utter wankers.

Sense my resentment?

so are oxfrod students. I've met quite a few.

Attractive or wankers? Or both?

I've never met an Oxford student and don't care to. They're probably wankers.

Unless you meant me, an ex-student from 'oxfrod'.

its a pretty high standard here tbf

no i meant a majority of oxfrod university students are wankers. And seemingly proud of it.

I was offered a place at Manchester College, Oxford.

For some reason, I didn't think I'd blend in with a bunch of Upper-Class snooty bastards, so chose Warwick instead.

Wearing stupidly long scarves and riding around on bicycles just doesn't do it for me...........