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My dog did a wee on it and killed it. :D

Is it worth trying to get it repaired or just  a bin job?

bin the dog and get the laptop repaired

Hes poorly and on steroids that make him drink an insane amount leading to the odd accident.

Does it switch on at all?

its ok, i didnt really mean bin the dog. hope he gets better soon

I hope you feel guilty now   >:(

 :D

nope

Sounds pretty much dead then. How old is it?

Not sure,2 ish

I hate dogs. shame it didn't get a shock when it pissed on the laptop.

If it's not too old then it might be worth seeing if you can get it repaired.

your insurance may cover it.ie accidental damage.

Good shout arriba.

nah dont have accidental,though im thinking of taking it out and chucking some coffee over the lap top ina couple of months time,would I get away with that ?

What a cuntish thing to say. I love walking my dog over the fields at 6am every morning. You're probably looking for a bite, but fuck off.

GFM doesn't fish. apparently.

probably

Im confused is the dog 2 or is the laptop 2?

No I really hate dogs with a passion. I wouldn't hurt one but then again I wouldn't stop to if I saw one dying in the road, harsh but I just don't like the little shits.

Possibly. Technically it's fraud but if they don't find out then what's the harm.

Only way to fix it is to get someone to take everything apart, clean up the bits which have come into contact with the dog piss and then put it all together again.

Whats the harm? Well for a start it's stealing. Would you rob a bottle of vodka from tesco? Secondly insurance fraud cost honest people like me anywhere up to 15% of the cost of a policy. Thirdly if you get caught you will never get any other type of insurnace policy again car, home lifer etc.

hahah the lap top

Ah but if insurance fraud costs everyone an extra 15% then surely we should all get that 15% back by claiming.Oh and Id nick a bottle of vodka from a shop if I thought i could get away with it.

Good lad yeovil

What make is the laptop Yeovil?

dell i think

In that case it's Reg's fault.

If it's a Dell Inspiron I may be able to get it working again by opening it up and cleaning it out. Might be easier to spill the coffee over it though.

Not to worry.

Now the serious question. Are the dogs steroids any good?

Did you learn nothing from Zammo?

I laughed at this. Just letting you know that it didn't go unappreciated!

 :nod:

How to act

i was amazed that the mobile phone companies give away free laptops with contracts. don't know if thats any help, but that was my answer to laptop woes.