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finishing your cereal and finding all the sugar at the bottom.

Finishing a packet of dry roasted peanuts and seeing you've got more than your fair share of "peanut dust" at the bottom.

It's the little things they make me so happy
All I want to do is live by the sea
Little things they make me so happy
But it's good, yes it's good, it's good to be free

si pie.

Finding a fiver in my trousers yesterday.

My penis

Tomato cuppa soup. Yum.

Manners. Its nice for someone just to say thankyou now and again.

The sentence.  


Oxford are a pub team.

Sippos penis. Yum.

flirting!!
oh and kissing my cat

Dirty swine. You were supposed to keep that a secret.

when i finish a bag of walkers baked salt and vinegar and i find a heap of the flavour flakey things at the bottom. its AWESOME!

a smile or glance from an attractive female stranger when passing each other

Exchanging filthy emails at work with a young girl. The day seems so much better.

Dying for a shit. Then having one. Ahhhhhhh.

My missus tits.

Gazza's fat mate's missus tits

my friend emailing me to tell me horrible Steve at work has has had nipple pierced
first of all a bit of sick came into my mouth - then I just laughed alot

JFWs sick

Hitting the perfect drive

A good tune coming on the radio.
Finishing an essay.
First swig of a cold pint after a day of lectures.
Holing a slippy little 6 footer down the hill.
When you're in a busy pub/club and you're the only one who spots a space at the bar opening and you dive in and beat the wait.
My flat mate offering to make me dinner tonight.
Catching the train home by the skin of your teeth when you were convinced you'd missed it.
Cadburys buttons.
Cigarettes.
Winning a bet when you're just messing around on the dogs for an hour in Stanners.
Itching your nuts when no-ones looking.

Absolutely nothing cos I am a miserable fucker.

My sister's little dogs
Coffee
Driving
Fags
Getting pulled
Decent electronica
Working
Finding out we're playing at the CG, on a Tuesday, about 30 minutes before the game starts -because i forgot

Fogster wildly slicing a drive into a policeman, and then being arrested, beaten up, fitted up on a drugs charge and spending the rest of his life in a small cell with a big man named Marcel.

I'm only joking. The arrest and beating would suffice...anything else would be a bonus.

No really, I'm joking.

No really.

Actually that sounds quite harsh doesn't it. I would like to apologise for the above and make it clear that I have no desire to see Fogster's life ruined as the result of a poorly judged drive.

Waking up in the morning and realising that the girl you spent the evening with the night before was actually stunning, even though copious amounts of alcohol was consumed the night before and therefore creating a doubt in my mind that she was hideous!

ha ha, flirting is great.

what about running for a train, thinking you've missed it only to find it's been delayed and it comes a minute later.
A piss when you really need one
tax rebates
When my really aggressive cat comes and sits on me

Im hopinh I can flirt with the man taking my Excercise to music course in order to pass!!

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Dont lie to me spacey, you want to see me ruined. Actually apart from Marcel it doesnt seem such a bad plan.

running for a train thinking you've missed it is a good shout. happens a lot.

pulling out of some bird and firing your load onto her only to have the mother of all spurts and it goes on her face and hair!!

is that your prefered method of birth control?  :soapy tit wank:

Well it works, i guess!

 getting charged less at the checkout for an item than you expected to pay for it.

Fresh Bedding.
Pork Crackling
Doggie Hellos

most definitely. condoms are uncomfortable  ;)

other people suffering.

happy pills.

making a photo of the cast of the Britas Empire into the members of Calne Lesiure centre via Paint!

Why is that so funny?  Proper laugh out loud that was!!  Wanking in the rain!!  ha ha.

payday
hot toast and marmite
someone actually coming back to life after resus
having a poo when im desperate
chipping in for an eagle
sitting in front of the fire with a brandy

ohhh i completed a rubiks cube the other day! :D GEEEEKKK!!!

Nowt to do with me mate, Birdy got hold of my laptop and posted that. I don't think she's the full ticket to be honest! :)

  I always like making the first fire of a late autumn/winter.....build it up, get the thing going and lob on some timber that I've gleaned, either from the garden, or a local windfall.

 Pull the curtains, sit back and watch and listen as the logs get going..

My little spider in my wing mirror!

Good shout Reg. Or a really good autumn bonfire, the reward for a Sunday afternoon spent hacking and slashing in the garden ("I'm not wrecking everything, I'm pruning dear")

When the missus goes out. Falling asleep on the sofa. Sex on a train

First coffee and fag of the day
Christmas (I love it) about the only time the whole family are together these days
Leaving England behind, coming home to England

getting a 'x' at the end of a text message from someone special!!

'That' first cold beer on a hot day.

I also like that x

When you see someone fall over, especially if it takes them a while to finally fall down.

When you've been at the bar for a while, someone else gets served first but they tell the barman to serve you first, as you've been waiting longer.

The time 1659 from Monday to Friday.

free cocaine always makes me smile

I hate people who don't do this - it's just rude.

When your missus orders a new phone and you get a PS3 as part of the deal. Sweeeeeeeeeet.

Scrumps in with your chips
Any free lump of cake
Driving out of Bristol.

Not the tmobile thing is it?

I hope you read the t's and c's if so!

when u wake up and think its time to get up work until u look at the clock and realise its only about 2am and u have ages left in bed, thats amazing

No, ordered through mobiles.co.uk (part of carphone warehouse) and the PS3 gets delivered with the phone rather than wait 28 days like most other companies.

I like it when that happens.

Or when you wake up in panic on Saturday thinking you're late for work, then realise it's Saturday and you don't have to work, so call yourself a spaz and go back to sleep.

It's better when you think "sod it, I'm awake now" and thus get up and are in the boozer for 11...

I don't need to get up before 8 to be in the pub for 11 though Dave. Despite being a massive gay, I don't take that long to get ready.

hell yes, especially when you fall asleep again straight away.

haha when this happens to me it usually takes about 3 seconds before im asleep again!