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Title: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 12:41:17
Don't go crawling around in your loft wearing only shorts and t-shirt.

I'm now sat here itching like fuck.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:04:07
I went up in ours the other week. I had a sweatshirt on. That was an error, it was boiling and I was itchy anyway.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:18:48
My sister rolled me in itching wool when we were little - cowbag!


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:24:27
I've got one.

Don't get pilled up and pissed up in the summer time at the (Old) bell, and then decide to go for a ride on your mountain bike topless in Lawn woods, ultimately crashing into a rather large bush of stinging nettles.

Doing that is Ill advised as it is rather uncomfortable and itchy.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:31:32
A wise old man once told me, if you're in the middle of shagging a cat, do not douse it in petrol and set it on fire, as a laugh.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:35:38
The poison spell really kicks arse against the annoying rock monsters in classic late 80's computer game Dungeon Master.

EDIT: These fuckers...
[url width=64 height=57]http://dmweb.free.fr/files/DMCSB-Creature-RockPile.gif[/url]


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:39:31
I would have thought that only organic monsters would be affected by a poison spell.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:40:27
I would have thought that only organic monsters would be affected by a poison spell.

They're organic in the middle.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 15:19:00
My sister rolled me in itching wool when we were little - cowbag!

You have a sister?! Great news.


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 15:58:11
Shes younger than me too!!  ;)


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 16:01:12
Early thirties? Tee hee hee


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 16:04:17
OI!! your supposed to be on my side!! Im not gunna pretend in not dissapointed with that comment


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 16:08:01
You know i loves ya


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 16:11:07
ooo I can see your tatoo in real life at the quiz


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 16:15:47
that you can... with any luck it may be slightly modified by then also


Title: Re: Here's a tip for you...
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:48:20
never eat yellow snow